Pork Roast

The best way to get rid of tan lines: nude sunbathing!

*Quick note from Jennifer: I’m unexpectedly working two jobs for the next week! How did I get roped into that??  Apologies in advance if Dozer is a little scarce, since he can’t use the computer while I’m using it… Have a great weekend, ya’ll! *

A pitcher

Well my pal Trooper tagged me to find a pitcher. This is how:

Open your photos folder and select the 6th folder.
Then select the 6th photo in that folder and post that photo along with the story behind it on your blog.
Then tag 5 friends.

Okay let’s see. I cannot do the sekund step cause there are not 6 pitchers in the 6th folder. There are jest more folders!

I gess I will pick the 6th pitcher in the Dozer folder insted.

Aug. 2007

Ah yes well this isnt a very intresting pitcher! I wuz jest sitting outsides on the porch meditating a little bit.

You kin see that bloo ring on the porch on the left side of the pitcher. That wuz called Indestruktible Ring Toy and there used to be two more rings. Cleerly it wuz improperly named.

Now I am gonna choose these five blog dawgs to carry on this meme if they so desire:

1. Princess the pit bull
2. Tank the pit bull
3. Honey the Great Dane
4. Jack and Maggie
5. Inara the pit bull

I am gonna change it up jest a bit tho cause I thinks menny blogs have alreddy done this meme.
So the new rools are this:

Open the folder that contains Pet photos.
Then select any photo in that folder that you haven’t posted previously.
Post that photo along with the story behind it on your blog.
Then tag 5 friends.

Trip to the Speshulist Agin

Well it seems like I am going to the speshulist a lot. He wuz the wun wut did the surjery on my leg. Mummy sed he needed to make shore my leg wuz doing okay.

I did not know we wuz going to the speshulist or else I would not have looked so happy.

The speshulist sed I wuz heeling a bit slowly. He sed it wuz cause I am an old dawg so it takes me longer to heel.

Hahah! Shows wut he knows cause I does not know how to heel at all much less slowly!!!

I beleeve Mummy uses the term "inkorigible puller."

Happy July Six!!

Well Happy July Six everybuddy!

Today marks the sessashun of hostilitees between all our naybors wich always begins every yeer on July Fore. It is a terible noisy war outsides with loud booms and little bangs and pops. The polise peoples are everyware trying to stop the fiting but they are sadly outnumbered.

Wuts going on out thar??

I am not ekactly shore wut causes these hostilitees but I reckon they is trying to take over each others howses. Star and me do our part on July Fore by barking reel loud when we heer peoples out in the street. We skeer them away frum our howse!

On July Five there is still a little of this booming and popping cause I gess they have amunishun left over.

Jest fer good meshure. BARK!

So July Six is a day to selebrate cause it is finally kwiet around here agin!!

To the Store!

Hi everyone! It’s me, Star!

The other day we went on a shopping trip!! Yay!!! I love going to the store. I always get to smell lots of things like dogs, treats, toys, and people. And I even get to help pick out the treats and toys we’re going to bring home!

The Lady is teaching me to ride in a shopping cart. She says it’s a little easier to shop this way because I am not underfoot, even though I am really very good on a leash.

I get in the shopping cart by hopping up through the back side, which lifts up. Then I squish to the front while the Lady puts the back flap down again. That’s how I get out, too. So, the Lady doesn’t have to pick me up at all. I can do it myself!

Strange... where are all the dog toys and treats??

Somehow I think I got ripped off. This shopping trip wasn’t for me after all.

Never Give Up!

Well my pal Dennis gived me an award that he maked himself.

I am very pleesed to have this award. It is the Never Give Up Award.

Dennis gived it to me cause I am in a pathetik state rite now wut with my leg being kinda messed up.

Dont worry everybuddy I will not give up!! Despite my handycap I still werk very hard every day wining and moaning and carrying on until I gets my way or a bunch of treets wichever comes furst.

I am not giving up on that jiant bone neither. I am shore I will eat the hole thang wun of these days.

The bone comes with me when I go out to potty. So Star cannot steel it.

Six Month Milestone

Hi everyone! It’s me, Star!

As of today it has been SIX MONTHS since I came to live with Lady, Man, and Dozer. I can’t believe it’s been that long.

You gonna hand me that treat or what?

Over the last six months I have:

• Been saved from the pound where I faced certain death
• Graduated from two obedience classes, a Delta therapy prep class, and an agility class
• Got my Canine Good Citizen title
• Made lots of friends and gone to lots of new places
• Conquered my fear of tile floors
• Destroyed every single stuffy in the house

Not too shabby if I say so myself.

There were many other dogs at the pound when I was there. They were all perfectly good dogs–like me–and they were all very hopeful that they could have a home of their own.

But I think a lot of them did not find a home, and that makes me very sad. They could have all been my friends if they had found a family!!

So today I would like to remind everyone to please…

Make Adoption Your First Option!

Dozer and I were both adopted!

My New Toy… or Mebbe Treet?

Well hi there and welcome to anuther riviting episode of My New Toy!!

Mummy recently bringed home this fine new toy: Bone Toy!

WOW!! Wut is that thang?!?

I have never had a Bone Toy before cause I have bad alerjies to most thangs wut are not my speshul dawg food. But since I am having alerjies alreddy and I am on sum alerjie medisin too Mummy thinked it is prolly not a big deel. Besides this bone is very natcheral and not preservatived.

But beleeve it or not I did not reely like this Bone Toy at first.

Ermm thats okay Mummy kin I jest have wun of those peenut butter treets wut Daisy gived me?

So Mummy gived the Bone Toy to Star. OH THE OUTRAJE!!! OH THE INJUSTISS!!!

Mmm, yes. I like this just fine, thanks.

Wen I sawed that Star wuz eating MY Bone Toy I wuz very upset. So after a wile Mummy gived it back to me.

I changed my mind Mummy give it back to me and I will eat it even if it kills me!!

It is a reel bone so at first I thinked it wuz reely a treet. Cause you are sposed to eat treets but you are not sposed to eat toys. Most bones I eat but this bone was NOT possible to eat!!

Nom nom nom

Nom nom nom?!?

Am I doin this rite? It is not gettin enny smaller.

Yep thats rite folks take it frum me sumtimes a bone is not a treet it is a TOY!

Mummy sez she is pleezed at how kwiet I am now that I am spending all my time chewing on Bone Toy. It is troo I am very amused by Bone Toy but I still wish I could go outsides and play fetch!

Mishun Akomplished

Well ladees and gentledawgs I thinks I have finally sukseeded. I have made the Wurlds Most Pathetik Face Ever.

However Mummy sez that wile I does look pathetik I only acheeved this goal using performance enhansing drugs. I am not shore wut she is refering to.

My Bling

Well if you remembers the other day I getted a pakaje frum my luv Daisy with sum BLING insides!

Today Mummy putted it on my new collar and also she moved my tags frum my old collar. So at last my new collar is ofishully My Collar!!

Mummy breaked a fingernail moving my tags. The D rings on my new collar are very fat!

She had to use a big skrewdriver.

Now my bling goes on.

Oh yeah I think this bling makes me look purty manly!!

Hey Daisy baby heres lookin at you.

WUT?!?! Did you say Treet?!?!