The Day of Luv is Coming Up!

Well hi everybuddy its bin a wile sorry bout that but Mummy is still bizzy as a bee mmmm bees…

Sinse my full recuvuree frum surguree I am not playing too much but I git lots of sleep! Look here I am in my favrite chare! With my evel roommate who is like my shadow I cannot git rid of her.

Yes there arent too menny pitchers of me lately cause all I do is sleep sleep sleep and Mummy sez its cause I am an old dawg. Hey Mummy I am not old I am jest youthfully challenjed!!

Here is anuther pitcher of me looking goofy. Mummy kept saying treet treet treet over and over and that always makes me happy doesnt it make you happy too?!?!

Yes yes treet I heered you the furst time Mummy!

And lookit this other thang wut has happened recently. Mummy has LOOSED HER MIND I TELLS YA!!!

Its a rat... its a deer... OMG NO ITS A FOSTER DAWG ARRRGGH!!!!

Closeup of hideus uglee foster baby dawg

Yes jest wen I thinked thangs wuz going good Mummy bringed home ANUTHER mangey stinky uglee thang. This time it is a gurl baby dawg and at furst it wuz very sick and I was ok with that cause it jest sleeped all the time. But now it is feeling BETTER wich is BAD cause now all it wants to do is play play play. Me and Star are sposed to be reel nice to it but that is very hard wen it is eating all my toys up!

It is called Sweet Pea but I thinks its reel name is Evel Pea!!

Anyways Mummy sez that Day of Luv is coming up called Valintimes Day!! I am happy cause it makes me think of my gurlfrend Daisy and I am gonna git her a purty gift. I wunder wut I should git her?? Cause dawgs cannot eat choclet!

Hay Star who is you gonna give yer luv fer Valintimes Day?? Star??

WAHAHAHAAH!! Oh man Star git a room!!!

Happy Noo Yeer and My Semi Retyrmint

Well hi folks geeze its bin a wile and Daddy finally tolled Mummy hey Mummy you need to halp Dozer with his blog or folks is gonna think he dyed or sumthang.

Ha ha well no I didnt dye my furs is still nice and wite. But there haz bin lots and lots of trips to the v-e-t.

Furst there wuz a noo staff infekshun. You kno they jest dont make staffs the way they yused to! I fired the last staff and I hads to fire this wun too.

Then wile my staff wuz packing up there desks I getted sumthang even wurse. HIVES!! I getted hives everyware. However there wuz no bees living in these hives. Wich wuz a good thang cause Mummy would not pet me if I had bees on me.

Staff infekshun plus hives ekwals sad Dozer.

Then I gess that operashun way back in Joon wuz not good enuff fer Mummy cause wun day rite before the day Crismus wich I luv cause I gets lots of treets we went to a speshul v-e-t that I hads never bin to before and then I woke up and look wut happened!!

I wuz literaly in stiches!

Yes folks I had surjery AGIN!! It is cause I had sumthang called a meniskus tare. Also I had a lump on my sholder there and you kin see it wuz stolen wile I wuz having this surjery to fix my meniskus!

Mummy sez the surjery is my Crismus present and I getted the most ekspensive present of everybuddy so I shuld feel reel lucky. All I gots to say bout that is wut present?? The v-e-t took my meniskus and my lump and he even taked a plate wut wuz in my leg from the last surjery and all I getted wuz sum lousy stiches and anuther coupul weeks waring a Cone!!!

And bein stuk in the howse with Star. Ugh.

The v-e-t has tolled Mummy that even tho I have had these surjerys on my leggy I mite hurt my leggy agin if I am not carefull. Well everybuddy knows I am Very Good but never carefull! I am not even shore wut that wurd meens.

But Mummy sez it meens I am not allowed to play ball outsides or play ruff with my toys very much ennymore. She sez I am too old and I gotta slow down.

So I am gonna semi-retyre my blog and give Mummy a little brake. However I am wishing she will not have a job fer too long so she will git back to my blog soon.

Now here is a happy wish fer you wich is

Happy Noo Yeer!!

frum yer pals Dozer and Star

Argh! Anuther Foster Dawg!

Well good gravee I am beginning to thinks that Mummy has sum sort of brane problem! No sooner does she sware off fostering cause of all her werk then she brings home this sorry lookin thang.

It is a gurl baby dawg that smells awfull jest like Dubby smelld awfull. Thats rite this dawg has The Manje!! Dont wurry it is the kind of manje that me and Star cannot get called demodeks.

Rosie wich iz this baby dawg iz obveeusly not all bawld like Dubby wuz but she iz way more skratchee. She skratches all the time and she haz to take lots and lots of medisin.

Mummy sez this is jest fer a very short wile cause Rosie iz a dawg wut iz called a Bawstun Terryer and unlike us pit bull dawgs they iz not reel commun in reskue howses and there iz a wating list fer reskue Bawstun Terryers. So Rosie will be gawn soon before she kin take away Mummys hart.

In uther nooz I have jest started takin alerjee shots!

I have so menny alerjees that I must take two shots at a time. But dont wurry it duznt hert.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

Daddy gived me the shot! Mummy wuz too skeered to do it.

Dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad!

OK well Mummy sez she haves to go hurry bak to wurk so I gess that is all frum me fer a wile. But dont wurry I will makes Mummy halp me with my blog soon cause it is my burthday very very soon!!

Pee Ess Happy Turkey Day everybuddy!!

Paw It Forward

Well a wile ago my pal Quizz had a Paw It Forward game. The roolz of this are very eazy.

1. Get a present frum sumone fer Paw It Forward.
2. Post about it on yer blog.
3. The furst three peeple or dawgs or wutever who reply to yer Paw It Forward blog post will git a present frum you. It kin be ennythang and doesnt have to be fancy.
4. Those three peeple or dawgs have to start at number wun.

Now Quizz made a donashun to halp aminals insted of sending me a present and I think that is reel nice. So I am gonna do the same thang!

The furst three peeples or dawgs or wutever who reply to this post will git to choose a place to where Mummy will send munny wurth about $100 each.

There is only two condishuns wich is that yer place must be a place wut is called a Nonprofit, and also that place cannot hate pit bull dawgs like me. But it does not have to be aminal nonprofit it kin be enny kind!

You mite be saying wow $100 times 3 is a billyun gazillyun munnys! Dozer I wuz thinked that yer Mummy wuz broke cause of you and yer vet bills!

Well yes it is troo Mummy is very very broke and I am seeing less treets these days. However she makes a little bit of munny frum her Store and she saves the munny in a speshul place and duz not spend it on ennythang eksept to run her website.

She has a little bit of munny left overs this yeer after paying all her website bills and she sed I should use it fer sumthang good. I tolled her hey Mummy treets are good!! But I dont think she wuz lisening.

Its ok Mummy I still luv you. Here let me halp you fold these blankies.

You may have notissed Mummy is not reely halping me with my blog too much. That is cause she iz started a new job that meens she goes away all day. This is not new fer me cause Mummy used to werk all the times it is only in the last I dunno yeer plus a half that she has bin at home and you will notiss that my blog has only bin going fer a yeer plus a few munths and that is cause she wuz not werking all day.

Now she is away all day and then wen she comes home she does not pay atenshun to me kin you beleeve it?? No she does thangs like werk sum more or sleep or eat peeple foodies or she leeves the howse agin to go sumwhere called a meeting. And of corse as you all knows Daddy is never home cause he werks all day and sumtimes all nite too.

So does you know wut that meens? I am stuck at home alone all day long with my only companyun wich is my EVEL ROOMATE STAR!! NOOOOOOES!!!!

Whatever. You know you love me.

My Toofy Breaked!

Well jest wen thangs were alreddy going bad wut with my alerjees and my leg owies thangs jest got even wurst! My toofy breaked in two!

I cried and cried all day and Mummy sed Dozer wut on erth is the matter with you?? Is yer leggy hurting or wut? FINALLY she looked in my mouthies and sed oh Dozer yer toofy iz breaked reely bad!!

So I had to go to the v-e-t and I spended the hole day there and they mades me sleepy and then wen I waked up Mummy wuz takin me home and I could not feels my mouthy at all.

Laters after I waked up more Mummy gived me a speshull treet. It wuz yogurt!! Yum yum.

My face wuz still a little bits bluddy.

The bestest part of losing my toofy is that I gets speshull foodys all the times. I get yogurt and wet foodys frum a can and punkin and pees and delishuss stuffs like that!

But fer sum reeson every time I eat afterwards I feel kinda sleepy and then I jest falls asleep. I thinks Mummy is sneeking medisin into my foody.

Look in my mouthy and you kin see I have stitches in my mouthy!!

It wuz my big toofy in the back.

Mummy sez congradulashuns Dozer!! Wut with all the v-e-t visits over the last few yeers I am now wurth as much as a new car! Prolly not a fancy new car but mebbe sumthang like a Kia.

Happy Howl-o-ween!

Well Happy Howloween everybuddy!

Aaawooooooo!! Kinda.

I hopes yer Howloween is fun and safe and you git lots of treets and no tricks!!

Farewell, Dubby!

Well folks Dubby did not come home today. Mummy sez he getted adopted!

Fer sum reeson she is very sad.

I am bizzy judjing Daisys costoom contest and I dont have time to be sad. Not that I would be sad ennyways haha! I am reely happy cause it is so kwiet around here AT LAST!!

So here it is yer very last pitcher ever of Dubby. So long Dubby! Mebbe I didnt reely like you but I shore hope you have a nice life with a nice familee!!

Mummy, Dubby, and Auntie K

How Long Did It Last??

Well folks here it is the anser to last weeks survey kweshun How Long Will Dubbys Sandwich Board Last??

Lets jest see how the day went.

Here is Dubby during the prep time. OK Dubby lookin good!

Then sum stuff happened… Lessee… Heres Daddy throwing balls at sum guy waring a Michael Vick jersey!

He getted four of six trys!

Mummy Daddy and Auntie K all helped out. Also a guy named John Garcia wuz there frum a dawg reskue place in a land called YouTah and Mummy sed he wuz sooper nice.

OK this is beside the point wich is wut happened to that sanwich bord?? Ware is Dubby?

Dubby!! You is jest rolling in the durt with that other dawg! Ware is yer sanwich bord?

Well it turns out the sanwich bord wuz still a-ok but Dubby did not want to ware it!

SO if yer anser to the poll wuz “For the whole event” then you iz rite! The bord is still in wun peece and it looks jest fine.

BUT if yer anser to the poll wuz “A couple hours at best” then you iz also rite! Cause Dubby only weared it fer a couple hours before he did not want to ware it ennymore.

And now is my favrite part wich is that we git to laff reely hard at Dubby!! Mummy maked him ware a purpull munkey costoom fer the parade that wuz on Sunday.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh my gosh I cant beleeve Dubby letted Mummy put that thang on him!!

Oh okay well I gess mebbe I would ware that costoom too if Mummy cuddled me like that afterwards. Stoopid lucky Dubby.

Kyute Overlode!!

Well jest a warning before you git to the pitchers that these mite be waaaay too kyute fer sum viewers. If you are very sensitive to kyute pleeze leeve the blog now!! This post is so kyute it crashed my blog three times!!

Now seeing as how I am the judje for Most Kyute Costoom in Daisys Costoom Contest I feeled that I should reashure sum of you who mite be thinking hey Dozer you is nine yeers old! You is an old old dawg and you is grumpy and you does not even like other dawgs fer that matter. Wut makes you kwalified fer this very challenjing job??

Okay that is a very fare kweshun!

Furst I have been persunally certifyed kyute since I wuz a little baby dawg. Jest look at this evidense!

Baby dawg Dozer!!

Oh so kyute baby dawg Dozer! With bonus Old Lady Dawg!

So kyute you jest wanna cuddle me!!

Even kyute in outer space ware no wun kin heer you say Awwww!!

Sekund I am a very good judje of other dawgs kyuteness or lack thereuv!

Toy steeling bed hogging foster dawg Mack wuz not kyute.

Daddys luv steeling bed hogging foster dawg Puppy wuz not kyute.

Foster dawg Elvis wuz not kyute and no bow tye kin ever change that!

Foster dawg Duke wuz jest plane uglee.

Foster dawg Lucy aka Kween of Drool mite have bin a little kyute but that wuz all she had goin fer her.

And well we all knows Titan wuz the foster dawg frum Hell and I dont think kyute dawgs come frum Hell.

Even I am not at my kyutest here. I look skary but reely I am jest sneezing!!

Oh look its me rite after the sneeze and gosh I am sooo kyute!

And of corse theres the loverly Daisy plus sum Kongs! Very kyute!!

Well hopefully that reshures sum peeple that I reely does know wut is kyute and wut is not!

I am shore there are still detraktors out there so I will proves myself a good judje of kyute wunce and fer all.

WARNING — VERY VERY KYUTE — WARNING

Pleeze view this pitcher on a empty stomak cause it is soooo sickeningly kyute you mite throwed up!!

Fow me?

Hewwo. Dis is Dubby!

My new fwend Buddy gave me an awawd! I am vewy happy!

This awawd is to make me feel good. And it does! I would like to dank Buddy fow dis awawd. Now if you–

HEY HOWLD THE PRESSES!

Well wut is goin on here?? Dubby this blog is called Dozer Sez not Dubby sez!! And you is gettin too much face time on MY blog. No sir this WILL NOT STAND!!

Besides this award is obveeusly ment fer me. It has my loverly gurlfrend Daisy on it! Dubby you cannot be her gurlfrend cause number wun you are jest a baby dawg and you does not know the meening of troo luv and number two unlike me you does not look jest like Daisy wich meens you is uncompatibull!

So step off my gurlfrend okay??

Wow… otay… I am not too sure what Dozew’s pwoblem is but I guess I should go befowe I get in mowe twubble!

Befowe I go I would wike to pass this awawd to these fwends: Leila and Quizz, Pwincess, and the Bully Bwats!

Dubby ovew and OUT!!