Well a wile ago my pal Quizz had a Paw It Forward game. The roolz of this are very eazy.
Get a present frum sumone fer Paw It Forward.
Post about it on yer blog.
The furst three peeple or dawgs or wutever who reply to yer Paw It Forward blog post will git a present frum you. It kin be ennythang and doesnt have to be fancy.
Those three peeple or dawgs have to start at number wun.
Now Quizz made a donashun to halp aminals insted of sending me a present and I think that is reel nice. So I am gonna do the same thang!
The furst three peeples or dawgs or wutever who reply to this post will git to choose a place to where Mummy will send munny wurth about $100 each.
There is only two condishuns wich is that yer place must be a place wut is called a Nonprofit, and also that place cannot hate pit bull dawgs like me. But it does not have to be aminal nonprofit it kin be enny kind!
You mite be saying wow $100 times 3 is a billyun gazillyun munnys! Dozer I wuz thinked that yer Mummy wuz broke cause of you and yer vet bills!
Well yes it is troo Mummy is very very broke and I am seeing less treets these days. However she makes a little bit of munny frum her Store and she saves the munny in a speshul place and duz not spend it on ennythang eksept to run her website.
She has a little bit of munny left overs this yeer after paying all her website bills and she sed I should use it fer sumthang good. I tolled her hey Mummy treets are good!! But I dont think she wuz lisening.
Its ok Mummy I still luv you. Here let me halp you fold these blankies.
You may have notissed Mummy is not reely halping me with my blog too much. That is cause she iz started a new job that meens she goes away all day. This is not new fer me cause Mummy used to werk all the times it is only in the last I dunno yeer plus a half that she has bin at home and you will notiss that my blog has only bin going fer a yeer plus a few munths and that is cause she wuz not werking all day.
Now she is away all day and then wen she comes home she does not pay atenshun to me kin you beleeve it?? No she does thangs like werk sum more or sleep or eat peeple foodies or she leeves the howse agin to go sumwhere called a meeting. And of corse as you all knows Daddy is never home cause he werks all day and sumtimes all nite too.
So does you know wut that meens? I am stuck at home alone all day long with my only companyun wich is my EVEL ROOMATE STAR!! NOOOOOOES!!!!
Well jest wen thangs were alreddy going bad wut with my alerjees and my leg owies thangs jest got even wurst! My toofy breaked in two!
I cried and cried all day and Mummy sed Dozer wut on erth is the matter with you?? Is yer leggy hurting or wut? FINALLY she looked in my mouthies and sed oh Dozer yer toofy iz breaked reely bad!!
So I had to go to the v-e-t and I spended the hole day there and they mades me sleepy and then wen I waked up Mummy wuz takin me home and I could not feels my mouthy at all.
Laters after I waked up more Mummy gived me a speshull treet. It wuz yogurt!! Yum yum.
My face wuz still a little bits bluddy.
The bestest part of losing my toofy is that I gets speshull foodys all the times. I get yogurt and wet foodys frum a can and punkin and pees and delishuss stuffs like that!
But fer sum reeson every time I eat afterwards I feel kinda sleepy and then I jest falls asleep. I thinks Mummy is sneeking medisin into my foody.
Look in my mouthy and you kin see I have stitches in my mouthy!!
It wuz my big toofy in the back.
Mummy sez congradulashuns Dozer!! Wut with all the v-e-t visits over the last few yeers I am now wurth as much as a new car! Prolly not a fancy new car but mebbe sumthang like a Kia.
Well folks Dubby did not come home today. Mummy sez he getted adopted!
Fer sum reeson she is very sad.
I am bizzy judjing Daisys costoom contest and I dont have time to be sad. Not that I would be sad ennyways haha! I am reely happy cause it is so kwiet around here AT LAST!!
So here it is yer very last pitcher ever of Dubby. So long Dubby! Mebbe I didnt reely like you but I shore hope you have a nice life with a nice familee!!
Here is Dubby during the prep time. OK Dubby lookin good!
Then sum stuff happened… Lessee… Heres Daddy throwing balls at sum guy waring a Michael Vick jersey!
He getted four of six trys!
Mummy Daddy and Auntie K all helped out. Also a guy named John Garcia wuz there frum a dawg reskue place in a land called YouTah and Mummy sed he wuz sooper nice.
OK this is beside the point wich is wut happened to that sanwich bord?? Ware is Dubby?
Dubby!! You is jest rolling in the durt with that other dawg! Ware is yer sanwich bord?
Well it turns out the sanwich bord wuz still a-ok but Dubby did not want to ware it!
SO if yer anser to the poll wuz “For the whole event” then you iz rite! The bord is still in wun peece and it looks jest fine.
BUT if yer anser to the poll wuz “A couple hours at best” then you iz also rite! Cause Dubby only weared it fer a couple hours before he did not want to ware it ennymore.
And now is my favrite part wich is that we git to laff reely hard at Dubby!! Mummy maked him ware a purpull munkey costoom fer the parade that wuz on Sunday.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh my gosh I cant beleeve Dubby letted Mummy put that thang on him!!
Oh okay well I gess mebbe I would ware that costoom too if Mummy cuddled me like that afterwards. Stoopid lucky Dubby.
Well jest a warning before you git to the pitchers that these mite be waaaay too kyute fer sum viewers. If you are very sensitive to kyute pleeze leeve the blog now!! This post is so kyute it crashed my blog three times!!
Now seeing as how I am the judje for Most Kyute Costoom in Daisys Costoom Contest I feeled that I should reashure sum of you who mite be thinking hey Dozer you is nine yeers old! You is an old old dawg and you is grumpy and you does not even like other dawgs fer that matter. Wut makes you kwalified fer this very challenjing job??
Okay that is a very fare kweshun!
Furst I have been persunally certifyed kyute since I wuz a little baby dawg. Jest look at this evidense!
Baby dawg Dozer!!
Oh so kyute baby dawg Dozer! With bonus Old Lady Dawg!
So kyute you jest wanna cuddle me!!
Even kyute in outer space ware no wun kin heer you say Awwww!!
Sekund I am a very good judje of other dawgs kyuteness or lack thereuv!
Toy steeling bed hogging foster dawg Mack wuz not kyute.
Daddys luv steeling bed hogging foster dawg Puppy wuz not kyute.
Foster dawg Elvis wuz not kyute and no bow tye kin ever change that!
Foster dawg Duke wuz jest plane uglee.
Foster dawg Lucy aka Kween of Drool mite have bin a little kyute but that wuz all she had goin fer her.
And well we all knows Titan wuz the foster dawg frum Hell and I dont think kyute dawgs come frum Hell.
Even I am not at my kyutest here. I look skary but reely I am jest sneezing!!
Oh look its me rite after the sneeze and gosh I am sooo kyute!
And of corse theres the loverly Daisy plus sum Kongs! Very kyute!!
Well hopefully that reshures sum peeple that I reely does know wut is kyute and wut is not!
I am shore there are still detraktors out there so I will proves myself a good judje of kyute wunce and fer all.
WARNING — VERY VERY KYUTE — WARNING
Pleeze view this pitcher on a empty stomak cause it is soooo sickeningly kyute you mite throwed up!!
My new fwend Buddy gave me an awawd! I am vewy happy!
This awawd is to make me feel good. And it does! I would like to dank Buddy fow dis awawd. Now if you–
HEY HOWLD THE PRESSES!
Well wut is goin on here?? Dubby this blog is called Dozer Sez not Dubby sez!! And you is gettin too much face time on MY blog. No sir this WILL NOT STAND!!
Besides this award is obveeusly ment fer me. It has my loverly gurlfrend Daisy on it! Dubby you cannot be her gurlfrend cause number wun you are jest a baby dawg and you does not know the meening of troo luv and number two unlike me you does not look jest like Daisy wich meens you is uncompatibull!
So step off my gurlfrend okay??
Wow… otay… I am not too sure what Dozew’s pwoblem is but I guess I should go befowe I get in mowe twubble!
No thats not a wurm or a snake on the grownd that is jest sum string frum our Rope Toy.
If you are confoozed why this pitcher is bad then look a little closer.
I am standing on my tip toe! I am hopping around today like a bunny and Mummy is very very upset.
This is the same leggie that I hads a big surjuree on that costed lots of munny and made me cooped insides the howse almost all the time.
The v-e-t jest sed a little wile ago that I wuz all better but Mummy still wuz not letting me play fetch at all. So she thinks it is a big mistery how I have hurted my leg agin. And I am not telling.
Tomorrow I am going to the v-e-t fer an allerjee test and also fer those peeples to see wut is wrong with my leggie.
I thinks this is enuff bad nooz fer the day so to cheer you up I am gonna show you a pitcher that wuz recently diskovered of myself wen I wuz a teenage dawg!
This is me wen I wuz not kwite three yeers old. It wuz in 2003. And hey look its Old Lady Dawg too! She wuz only like five in this pitcher.
Now be shore to stay tooned cause I have a speshull treet fer you coming soon! Since I am gonna judje the Kyutest Costoom over at Daisys Costoom Contest I thinks I should prove that I am the dawg fer the job. So prepare yerself now fer the kyutest pitchers you ever seened!!
Well Mummy and Auntie K spended yesterday makin sumthang kinda crazy.
It is a sine that Dubby is gonna ware on Family Fun Weekend wich I tolled you bout in my last post. Now jest lookit this thang!
Hahahahahaha!!! Wut a ridikulus getup!!! And as you kin see not only is Dubby trying to git adopted but he is also being made to sell rafful tikkets!
Varius partees inkluding my Daddy and Auntie K have alreddy sed they does not think that this costoom is gonna last reel long. They are shore Dubby is gonna mess it up reel fast. But Mummy thinks she kin make it werk jest fine.
So I have desided to post my furst ever poll!
The anser to this poll will be posted after the Family Fun Weekend wich is nekst weekend!!
Sorry there are no prizes if you are rite but you kin prance around and brag and feel very good bout yerself fer being rite.
Well hi everybuddy gess wut I have not wun but TWO speshull anounsmints today!
The furst anounsmint is that my loverly gurlfrend Daisy the Pink Pit Bull has hired me to be a judge fer her costoom contest!! Thats rite folks at last I am in a posishun of power wa ha ha ha!! So go over to Daisys blog and send her a pitcher or two.
I will warns you now tho that Mummy is sending in a pitcher of Dubby in his bee costoom and it is gonna be so adorabull that yer hed will eksplode and ranebows and kittys and butterflys will come out insted of branes!! Obveeusly I will not vote for that costoom because it would be a conflikt of intrest and also cause I dont like Dubby. But I thinks the other judges will find Dubby very hard to resist.
Here is Dubby at kyuteness level 5 wich is without the bee costoom so you kin imajine how awfully teribly kyute he is with it on.
Now I am a very onest judge and I will not aksept bribes however if you want to send me sum bribes ennyways you can male them to–wut? Oh Mummy is giving me the evel eye so I thinks I better muv on to the nekst anounsmint.
The nekst anounsmint is fer my Mummy so it is more of a publik serviss anounsmint. If you remember a few days ago I sed that there wuz a speshull event coming up at the end of the munth that Mummy wuz working on. Well now I will tell you wut it is! It is
National Pit Bull Awareness Day 2009!
This guy is John Garcia.
If you is gonna be neer Austin Teksus on October 24 and 25 then you is invited to come to Love-A-Bull’s Family Fun Weekend to selebrate National Pit Bull Awareness Day. They is gonna have lots of fun and games and prizes and also a very famus celebritee in the dawg wurld named John Garcia! You kin aparently find out more about this event here: www.love-a-bull.org
Mummy is gonna be there and be skware cause she is on the board and she is helping jest a bit to arange this event. And she will be volunteering for these days too!
Mummy sez if Dubby is not adopted yet then she is gonna bring Dubby, and if he is adopted then she will bring Star. I am very glad she is not gonna bring me cause I do NOT like leeving the howse much less to be in a big crowd with a zillion peeple and even much less to be in a big crowd with lots of other dawgs. No I will jest stay home and play with my Kong ball thanks you very much!!
So ennyways if you are in the area pleeze come say hi to Mummy!!
