Speshull foodies

Well hi everybuddy! Its bin a wile! No dont wurry I am not ded heh heh. I am jest reely enjoyin my semireetiremint tho I do miss my blog buddys.

Here is wut I have bin doin in my semireetiremint!

Helpin Mummy do her wurk

Star is not halping shes jest in it fer the cookys

Makin a big mess with my stuffy pig

Makin a big mess with my stuffy dino and rollin in it

Sleepin in my stuffy dino fuzz

Ooo I thinks I getted sum stuffy in my ear

Diskoverin wut is inside my Kong Wubba. It wuz a jiant tennis ball!

Well it has not bin all fun and games in my semireetiremint! A very bad thang happined to me too. It wuz ALERJEES and a NEW STAFF infekshun!!! Aieeeeeee!

Mummy taked me to a new doktor wut knows a lot about alerjees. That doktor gived me lots of medisin to take. And then she sed Dozer you gets to have sum speshull foodies fer a wile!!

At furst I wuz reely egsited to git sum speshull foodies. Hahaha in yer face Star I am speshull!!!

I see ghosts. That's special too.

Well it terned out the foodies wuz reely reely yukky! It wuz stinky and it tasted sooo bads.

Ugh this foodies is yukky!!!

I did not want to eat it. I wanted to eat Stars yummy foodies wich wuz my old foodies. But Mummy sed Im sorry Dozer but you cannot eat ennythang else but this speshull foodies!

So I did not eat ennythang at all fer lots of days. Then Mummy sed Dozer I wuz hoping you would eat yer food but now I must play durty! And she played a mind trik on me and I am ashamed to say it werked.

Furst she sed hay Star come here and git sum foodies!

Well I may not like this foodies but that shore dont meen Im gonna give it to Star no way no how.

No Star you may not eat my yukky yukky foodies!

OMG OMG OMG YEAH!!!

Wut the hey ho?!?!?! Thats MY foodies!!!

Scuse me Star but NO that is MINE!

Ugh nom nom nom so gross nom nom nom

Wutever it takes to keeps Star frum gettin MY food!

OK I gots this Mummy Ill take it frum here.

Ah, poop, he's eating it all.

OK done! None fer Star ha ha ha!!!

Well Mummy sed ok good job Dozer but I does not want to sit here and make you jellus every meeltime so I am gonna think up a better way.

So nekst meeltime gess wut!?! I getted punkin in my foodies!! Punkin is jest the yummyest thang ever and Mummy sed the doktor sed it wuz okay fer me. My foodies smelled good insted of yukky so I eated it all.

Punkin mmmmm yeah!!!

Punkin makes it all betters.

Even Star getted punkin in her foodies wich I think is not fare cause she has yummy foodies alreddy.

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So ennyway thats wut I have bin doing in my semireetiremint!

Coming soon is my burthday and I will be TEN yeers old wich is a very distinguished age if I does say so myselfs. Mummy sez this is a big burthday fer me so she is gonna throw me a party wich will be my very furst party ever! But she sez I will not git enny treets cause of my alerjees! Well wut kind of party is it without spesull treets?!?

Hay everybuddy I hopes you have a HAPPY HOWLOWEEN!!!

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Rainy Day Pakaje!!

Well today I getted a misterius pakaje in the male. But it did not stay misterius fer long! Mummy sed it is frum our loverly frend Princess the Pit Bull!

Dang its a big box!!

Dang its a big box!!

It wuz good timing cause today it wuz very very rainy outsides and we could not go out. Also SUMBUDDY has been eating up all our toys and treets so I wuz reely hoping mebbe there would be sumthang fun in this pakaje.

Eh? I fewt wike someone was bwaming me for somefing just now.

Eh? I fewt wike someone was bwaming me for somefing just now.

I wanted to open the boks but Mummy sed no Dozer let me do it this time cause I have a feeling you will be having enuff fun with the stuff insides the boks and I want to have a little fun myself. So I letted her open the boks.

Princess gived us this nice letter inside the boks. Holy moley I getted so eksited wile Mummy wuz reeding the letter cause obveeusly there wuz a ton of stuff in that boks!!

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Well Princess is rite I have never had a bully stik before! Princess wuz very nice to send me a pitcher of her eating a bully stik so I would know how to do it. I sampulled the pitcher a little bit but Mummy sed I must lern by looking not by doing.

It duz not tayst like a bully stik...

It duz not tayst like a bully stik...

Mummy wuz gonna start showing me all the goodys in the boks but I jest could not pay atenshun. I smelled that bully stik!!! So she sed okay we could have the bully stiks.

But FURST she sawed these bandanas. Now let me tell you most of our bandanas are purty stoopid looking. But these wuz sum reel nice bandanas!! She sed bandanas furst then bully stiks so we sed okay okay.

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Here is mine. It is bloo and I think it looks very manly. Also it sez woof wich is wut I do!

This is my Gee Cue shot!!

This is my Gee Cue shot!!

Princess piked out a very nice bandana fer Star and gess wut it is pink fer a gurl and it has stars fer Star! It sez Miss USA and I am shore that is cause she wins the Big Butt Contest every yeer.

Ah! I am a Lady.

Ah! I am a Lady.

THEN we getted to the bully stiks at last! And let me tell you that wuz the bestest thang I have ever eated in my hole life ever.

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaa

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaa

Star also abanduned her dignitee fer the bully stik.

OMG GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!!!!

OMG GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!!!!

Yeaaaaa sooo gooooood.....

Yeaaaaa sooo gooooood.....

Nom nom nom sure wish this whole thing would fit in my mouth nom nom nom

Nom nom nom sure wish this whole thing would fit in my mouth nom nom nom

So wile we wuz chowing down on these amazing bully stiks Mummy decided to let Dubby play with the thangs wut Princess getted fer him. Those thangs wuz a tye and a skweeky futball!

I am the wowld's cutest sawawyman!!

I am the wowld's cutest sawawyman!!

Blue sixty foaw hut hut hut!!!

Blue sixty foaw hut hut hut!!!

IMG_0333smallerIMG_0327smallerMummy taked this chance to make sum reely cute pitchers of that awful awful Dubby to go to his adopshun place so mebbe he will be adopted. Wut do you thinks of these pitchers?

There wuz still more in the boks as we finded out after coming back frum our bully stiks! There wuz this green aleen that is now the favrite toy fer Star and Dubby to tug on.

I wiw destwoy you!!

I wiw destwoy you!!

And there wuz tennis balls wut wuz sposed to be mint but they jest tasted like delishuss to me.

Throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!

Throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!

Star also liked the tennis balls very much. She made sum parts of one disapear!

Don't worry. You'll see the other half of it in about eight hours.

Don't worry. You'll see the other half of it in about eight hours.

Yes folks thats rite Star is aktually smiling in that pitcher!!! Aieee!!!!

And last but not leest there wuz my very furst ever Jolly Ball!

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At furst I wuz reluktent to play with this cause everybuddy knows pink is fer gurls. But then I thinked I should prolly be a little more open minded so I played with it jest a little bit.

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The end rezult wuz not wut I ekspected. It did not stay too round.

I jest played with it a little bit I sware!!

I jest played with it a little bit I sware!!

Mummy sez that Daddy will have to make it round agin and then only Star gets to play with it frum now on. See!! I knowed it. Pink reely IS fer gurls.

Well me and Star and Dubby all say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS fer sending us all these fun toys and the bully stiks. Also Mummy would likes to say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS too cause she is sooo happy that there wuz sumthang fer us to do on this icky rainy day!

Awards and More Awards

Well I have bin colekting awards fer no obveeus reesun eksept that I am cleerly a adorabull dawg wut everybuddy luvs. It cannot be cause of my blog cause my Mummy has bin neglekting me badly in this regard. She keeps wining bout too much werk and blah blah blah nobuddy cares!! Ennyways oh yes I am shore these awards are also cause of my luvving and konserned attitood toward all my frends!!

First is this fine award frum my luv Daisy the Pink Pit Bull wut is indeed sumwut pink tho I am afrade she is not kwite as pink as our icky foster dawg (or mebbe pig I am not shore) Dubby. However she is much much more loverly.

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Well Ill be darned this is wun smart award!! How did it know that dawg bones and Daisy Dawgs are both my choise?? The only thang it fergitted bout wuz Kong Balls! Now this award does not come with enny rools eksept I should kreddit Purple Hatter fer the deezine. I git to pass it out to whoever I want! I will haves to think bout that fer a wile… and treshure my preshus award all to myselfs.

Now we come to the Oops I Ate It Award! This is frum my pal Dennis the Viszla with suport from Tucker.

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OK this is not reely an award it is a meem and the rooles say I am sposed to tell you bout food thangs I have steeled. Well as menny of you may know I am not too good at steeling foodstuffs.

You mite remember this pitcher frum a wile ago. It wuz sum foodies that Mummy leaved on the tabull fer hours wile she wuz not at home. I did not eat it.

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

You mite also remember this pitcher. This is ware my foodies is keeped: on the floor ware I could jest git rite in it if I wanted. But I do not.

I does not eat foodies that is not in my bowl. Not even when the bag is open and nobuddy is homes.

I does not eat foodies that is not in my bowl. Not even when the bag is open and nobuddy is homes.

Beleeve it or not even Star does not steel foodies. I am not shore how she keeps her butt so fat without steeling but she does it sumhow!!

However there is sumone in our howse that DOES steel foodies and you may remember this pitcher!! Thats rite its DADDY and hes steeling MY foodies!! Or at leest he is faking it ennyways. Shame on you Daddy!!

Sheesh Daddy yer embarasing me get yer own bowl!

Sheesh Daddy yer embarasing me get yer own bowl!

Now lets find out bout the notty eating habits of these fine bloggers!!

  1. Bobo and Meja
  2. The Prairie Dogs
  3. Jack and Maggie
  4. Brownie

Okay now the nekst award is frum Princess the Pit Bull!

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Awww isnt that sweet she is showing me luv!! I hopes Daisy doesnt git jellus!! Hey wate a sekund Princess sez this award is fer STAR!! Wut!??

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star. Thanks, Princess, for this wonderful award. I do indeed show the love whereever there is love to be shown!!

Here are some rules that came with the award:

  • Put the award on your blog and link to who gave it to you.
  • Give a nod to Purple Hatter who made the award
  • Share a picture or story of how you ‘Showed Some Love’ lately
  • Give the award to at least 5 (or more) of your blogging buddies who you believe have showed some love and ask them to share their picture or story too!!
  • So, here is the picture of me sharing the love with Dozer and Dubby. It’s a three-way love-a-thon! A “love triangle,” you might say.

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    And here are five lovely, loving blog buddies who deserve this award!

    1. Honey the Great Dane
    2. Addie, Lucie, and Hailey
    3. Quizz
    4. Gus and Waldo
    5. Woodrow, Sweetie, and MJ

    The End of Octopussy

    Well I have not seened my spy stuffie Octopussy fer a wile so I went looking fer him.

    Pleeze cover baby dawg eyeballs fer this nekst pitcher. The dubble ajent life seems to have catched up with Octopussy.

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    Poor poor Octopussy who has dun this to you?!?

    "It was the puppy. I swear."

    "Look, I'm just sleeping here. It's a coincidence."

    Pakaje Day!!!

    Well Mummy finally sed hey guys lets open that misterius pakaje that Daddy almost lost!! YAY!!!

    The bestest part wuz that Mummy letted me open the pakaje ALL BY MYSELFS. Thats rite she did not help me at all. It taked me 8 minnits to open the boks.

    I made a little bit of a mess but that is cause I do not eat bokses or those little wite thangs wut are inside the pakaje. They are not delishus.

    Clever kamra shot so Mummy duznt have to blur outs the addresses!

    Clever kamra shot so Mummy duznt have to blur outs the addresses!

    I sees the thangs inside! Mummy sees a mess.

    I sees the thangs inside! Mummy sees a mess.

    Thangs finally started fallings out of the boks wen I getted the hole big enuff.

    Two sekkends before Star ran away with this toy.

    Two sekkends before Star ran away with this toy.

    These are dawg bubbles. Mummy did not let me open the toob rite away. She sed we will play with it outsides.

    These are dawg bubbles. Mummy did not let me open the toob rite away. She sed we will play with it outsides.

    I teared the underbelly of the boks to git to the meety insides.

    I teared the underbelly of the boks to git to the meety insides.

    Treets!! Yaayy!! This one gives sum munny to stop kancer in dawgs and kittys wich is nice cause Mummy sez that is why Old Lady Dawg leaved us.

    Treets!! Yaayy!! This one gives sum munny to stop kancer in dawgs and kittys wich is nice cause Mummy sez that is why Old Lady Dawg leaved us.

    More treets!! These say only 9 kalorees per treet wich is good cause Star doesnt need more junk in her trunk if you knows wut I meen.

    More treets!! These say only 9 kalorees per treet wich is good cause Star doesnt need more junk in her trunk if you knows wut I meen.

    OK yer takin too long here Mummy let me help you open that.

    OK yer takin too long here Mummy let me help you open that.

    Hewwo?

    Hewwo?

    Is dis fow me?!

    Is dis fow me?!

    I wuv it!! My new fwiend!!

    I wuv it!! My new fwiend!!

    So I am shore you is wundering hay Dozer wut grate stuff but who is it frum?? Well it is frum my pals Gus and Waldo!

    They also writed me a nice note wich Mummy jest barely reskewed frum the boks. Sorry I teared it! I thinked it wuz part of the boks.

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    Thanks Gus and Waldo!! I likes being yer frend too! It wuz reel swell of yer Dawg Mom to take sum time out to send me these thangs. Star also sez thanks but her mouth is full of treets and HEY WHY IS YOU EATING ALL THEM TREETS!?! MUMMY!!!

    Nom nom nom

    Nom nom nom

    Well folks I gots to go but I hopes everywun is having a good summer and is not too hot. It is very very hot here!!

    Gimme!! Before Star eats them all!!

    Gimme!! Before Star eats them all!!

    Git Crushed by the Ladder!

    Octopussys nekst skeme to git rid of Star seemed like a shore thang so I gived it the green lite.

    He wuz very brave to sakrifise himself to the cawse. He setted himself up as the bate.

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    Yes thats rite pick up the toy pick up the toy git it git it git it… git it…

    pick it ups… in yer mouth…

    OH NOES I CANT STAND IT GIMME THAT TOY ITS MINE MINE MINE GO AWAY!!!

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    Foiled agin by that clever Star. Gosh she is wily.

    Git in the Boks!

    Well Octopussy has comed up with an idea to git Star into a boks to send her to Antarktika. I thinked this wuz a good plan so I tolled Octopussy to go for it.

    He setted up this trap.

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    Hmmm. I am thinking my dubble ajent is not so smart after all. I mean look will the post offiss akcept that kind of boks?

    Then it wuz jest a matter of wating to see if Star would fall fer the trap.

    Well. I shore hopes the nekst plan turns out a little better.