Summer Daze Makes Me Feel Fine

Well its summer times here in the hot fire land of Teksus! And you kno wut that meens–sun and sun and sun.

Star luvs to sun sun sun her fat butt.

Warmin up fer the full sun.

Foster dawg Nancy has a big butt jest like Star! In yer face Star literully!! Hahaha!!

Why howdy thar Mummy kin I intrest you in sum fetch??

Ever sinse my surjery in the last summer times I have not bin alowed to play fetch. But today I wuz determind to git Mummy to throw my Ring Toy wich I luv!

Less kamra more fetchin pleeze Mummy.

Star likes to sleep in the hot hot sun fer reesuns no wun kin unnerstand.

Mebbe if I lay down you will throw this toy fer me rite?

Wut is the deel with you stikin yer butt in everywuns face Nancy? Cant you see I am tryin to play fetch here??

I wuz not havin too much luk gittin Mummy to throw my toy. But that did not stop me frum being kyute as kyute kin be!!

Hellooooo I am bein kyute over here!! Mummy lookit me!!

I am jest a little bit tired of followin you round Mummy. I will jest rest here a minnit.

Star!! You shameless hussy dawg!!! Cuver up!!

You kno that is gonna hert if it burns Star.

I gess wen you is bloted with parasites it is hard to reech yer butt.

Hi thar! Im still waitin fer you to throw this thang...

Yep still watin. I kin wate all day dont wurry. You IS gonna throw it rite?

Well you kno wut? Mummy did NOT throw my toy! Not even wunce!! Ooohh my hart wuz brokin!

And then she sed an awful thang. She sed well I thinks Nancy has had enuff hot hot sun fer now. Its time to go insides!

Oh my, yes, I would appreciate that.

Wut?!?! But... but... Mummy you did not THROW my toy!!

And that wuz the story of my day every day this hole week! How wuz yer week? Wuz it better then mine??

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Wut is RONG with Mummy?!?

WELL despite my recent rousing speech aginst enny more foster dawgs look at this.

Ummm... hello...

OMG wut is this?!? Here I thinked thangs were gonna be grate with Mummy home and she wuld be lovin me and huggin me and kissin me and telling me I am a Very Good Dawg all the times!! Insted she is worryin bout this stoopid dawg all the times.

And no this dawg is not Rosie bak agin. This is a new dawg wut looks kinda like Rosie. Her name is Nancy.

Now you may notiss that Nancy unlike all the uther foster dawgs is not a mangey gross thang.

But do not be deceeved. This dawg has a diseese that is much much worse. Jest look!! I have drawed on this pitcher to show you!

Yes folks that is rite this dawg has sum very big parasites!! Enny day now those parasites will burst forth frum her tummy and they will turn into even MORE foster dawgs! AIEEEEE!! It is my wurst nitemare!!!

Im keepin my eye on you Nancy.

Ennyways I will be bak soon with a reel post that is about ME and not stoopid foster dawgs! Look forwurd to it okay!!