Summer Daze Makes Me Feel Fine

Well its summer times here in the hot fire land of Teksus! And you kno wut that meens–sun and sun and sun.

Star luvs to sun sun sun her fat butt.

Warmin up fer the full sun.

Foster dawg Nancy has a big butt jest like Star! In yer face Star literully!! Hahaha!!

Why howdy thar Mummy kin I intrest you in sum fetch??

Ever sinse my surjery in the last summer times I have not bin alowed to play fetch. But today I wuz determind to git Mummy to throw my Ring Toy wich I luv!

Less kamra more fetchin pleeze Mummy.

Star likes to sleep in the hot hot sun fer reesuns no wun kin unnerstand.

Mebbe if I lay down you will throw this toy fer me rite?

Wut is the deel with you stikin yer butt in everywuns face Nancy? Cant you see I am tryin to play fetch here??

I wuz not havin too much luk gittin Mummy to throw my toy. But that did not stop me frum being kyute as kyute kin be!!

Hellooooo I am bein kyute over here!! Mummy lookit me!!

I am jest a little bit tired of followin you round Mummy. I will jest rest here a minnit.

Star!! You shameless hussy dawg!!! Cuver up!!

You kno that is gonna hert if it burns Star.

I gess wen you is bloted with parasites it is hard to reech yer butt.

Hi thar! Im still waitin fer you to throw this thang...

Yep still watin. I kin wate all day dont wurry. You IS gonna throw it rite?

Well you kno wut? Mummy did NOT throw my toy! Not even wunce!! Ooohh my hart wuz brokin!

And then she sed an awful thang. She sed well I thinks Nancy has had enuff hot hot sun fer now. Its time to go insides!

Oh my, yes, I would appreciate that.

Wut?!?! But... but... Mummy you did not THROW my toy!!

And that wuz the story of my day every day this hole week! How wuz yer week? Wuz it better then mine??

Where I Sleeps

Well I getted tagged fer a meme by my luverly gurlfrend Daisy and this meme sez I must shows you my bedroom! Of corse fer a dawg jest about enny place kin be a bedroom cause dawgs sleep jest about ennyware even on the floor. But I will shows you Mummy and Daddys bedroom cause that is where we sleeps at nite.

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Good gravy wut an awful pitcher and wut a mess!! Mummy sez it is a bad pitcher cause there wuz not enuff lite in the room cause it wuz rainy outsides. And she sez it wuz messy cause she wuz late to a meeting. Yeah rite Mummy wut lame ekcuses!!!

Anyways here is a pitcher of the one thang in the room that Mummy is very very proud of. Aside frum me of corse.

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This is not a painting it is aktually a puzzle. Mummy getted it in peeces in a boks when she wuz in a place called Japan. Then when she comed home she putted it together and then Daddy glooed it to cardbord and they getted it framed. It is hard to see in this pitcher but it is acktually kinda purty cause it is shiny golds and silvers and blues.

Okay so thats reel boring wheres my bed???

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Ah yes here is my bed. It is on Mummys side of the peeple bed. As you kin see my bed has a big bloo blankie on it wile Stars bed does not. That is cause I was a bit owie fer a while after playing fetch a bit too much when Waylan wuz visiting so Mummy putted down the blankie to make thangs a bit softer fer me.

But it does not solve the reel problem wich is that I NEED A REEL BED MUMMY!!! Not sum lame tiny round pillo with a blankie on top. You are jest putting a bandaid over the simptoms!!!

Well lately Mummy has had sum werk to do that acktually pays her munny and that meens she spends lots of time in the office. So she is sekretly letting me sit on Daddys jiant nest chare wich is in the office.

Mummy calls it a papasan chare.

Mummy calls it a papasan chare.

This chare is a bit danjerus cause if you get too close to the edge it will tip over on you! But it is also a very big chare and I am very comfy in it so I thinks it wuld make a grate bed. But fer sum reeson Daddy does not want me to sit in it.

Mummy sez I look jest like a baby birdie in this jiant nest chare. OK I will play along peep peep feed me sum treets Mummy!

Mummy sez I look jest like a baby birdie in this jiant nest chare. OK I will play along peep peep feed me sum treets Mummy!

Star prefers Daddys office chare. I does not know why she has this creepy stare on her face.

Star prefers Daddys office chare. I does not know why she has this creepy stare on her face. Mebbe she sees a gost?

So that is sum pitchers about my bedroom and also the jiant nest chare. Now I am gonna pass this meme on to sum dawgs wut prolly have intresting bedrooms. I am taking notes fer my Campain fer a Better Bed.

Honey the Great Dane because she is reely big so her bed must be reely big

Mina and Celeste cause there is two of them so they must have two beds which meens two chances to have a big bed

Trooper cause he is also a purty big dawg and he lives in a cold place therefore his bed must be soft and warm rite??

Dobby I know I know you are thinking how can a chiwawa have a big bed? But let me tell you Dobby is big at hart so you never know!

Bathies

Well this fine morning jest when I thinked it wuz gonna be a nice day Mummy sed hey Dozer time fer a bathies!

Way to ruin my day Mummy! And here is how it went.

First Mummy tolled me to go in the shauer. The water wuz on and Mummy started spraying it on me. Yuk yuk yuk.

Go to my happy place. Go to my happy place.

Go to my happy place. Go to my happy place.

Then wile Mummy wuz putting sope on me I stood there. There is no pitchers of this cause Mummys hands were sopey. Then Mummy rinsed me off.

I AM getting treets fer this rite??

I AM getting treets fer this rite?

After this Mummy sed ok Dozer shake it off! And this is when I have to shake all the water off. Sumtimes I do this a bit early and then I get sope everywhere.

Now it is time fer drying off. This is my favrite part cause it means the bathies is over.

You gonna start drying me off or wut??

You gonna start drying me off or wut??

Ah yes be shore to dry my ears.

Ah yes be shore to dry my ears.

After this I have to run out and rub all over the peoples bed and the car pet because Mummy does not do a very good job drying me off.

And the last part is sumthang I jest recently figgered out which is called blow drying. My Mummy does this to her furs when she is done in the bathies but I have only jest lerned that it feels good on my furs too. It is nice and warm.

So today after Mummy getted her own bathies I interupted her blow drying and made her dry me that way too.

Mmmm nice and warm.

Mmmm nice and warm.

The blow dryer is kinda noisy like the vacum but I am not skeered of it because it makes my furs fluffy and Mummy pets me while she is using the blow dryer too. Sumtimes I make her blow dry me even when I am not wet frum a bathies.

Now I guess there is one last step after a bathies that is very important. I must go out in the yard and play and get all dirty again!

I am so shiny it is blinding.

My furs is so shiny it is blinding.

Roomers

Well today I herd a skary roomer that Mummy and Daddy is going on a trip! They has pulled out the bokses where clothings go. Oh noes!! I does not like when Mummy and Daddy leaves me!!

But I also notissed sumthang very strange which is that Mummy also bringed out the dawg life vests and the dawg backpack. What would she need them thangs fer?

Anyways I am keepin my mind off this terrible roomer by doing my favrite thang which is of course playing Frisbee!

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Mummy Mummy play with me!

Yeeeeesssss thats what I want.

Yeeeeesssss thats what I want.

You gonna throw that or what???

You gonna throw that or what???

Getoffititsmineminemine!!!

Getoffititsmineminemine!!!

Agin pleeze.

Agin pleeze.

Super Boring Week!

Well thank goodness this super boring week is finally over. We had sum sunny warm weather fer a while and it wuz dry enuff that Mummy let us play outsides fer a bit. But other than that we had to stay insides and listen to Mummy say oh no dogs it is too wet to play out there! She sed it over and over and that made this week boring more than anythang else I think.

It turns out Star is very good at yoga. Star praktissed her yoga a little bit when we wuz out in the sun. Here is her downward dawg:

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And after that she meditated a little bit:

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Well I wuz not too intrested in yoga. I wanted to play play play.

THROW IT PLEEZE MUMMY THROW IT!!!!

THROW IT PLEEZE MUMMY THROW IT!!!!

But Mummy jest sed no Dozer it is still too wet. I know it looks like our yard is all grass but reely it is not. There is sum dirt and mud in sum places and I always manage to do a flip right in those places so Mummy doesnt let me run around when it is kinda damp out there.

So in the end me and Star meditated togethers.

This does not mean we are frends though.

This does not mean we are frends though.

PS Happy Valentines Day to everybuddy!

I Am Pashent

Well while Mummy, Daddy, and Unkle Eddy worked on a house fer the stoopid chicken I wuz very very good and pashent and I waited fer them to play with me and I did not pester them. Even tho we wuz outsides and it wuz a loverly day and so sunny and warm and I wanted so badly to play.

Insted I sitted in the grass behind a white line that Daddy sed I wuz not allowed to cross.

Okay Im a little over the line but I jest cant help it Im a big dawg.

Okay Im a little over the line but I jest cant help it Im a big dawg.

Nobuddy sed my toy couldnt cross the line though.

Nobuddy sed my toy couldnt cross the line though.

Well the good thang wuz that they didnt ignore me and Daddy and Unkle Eddy took turns throwing my tiny Frisbee toy so I wuz very happy. I decided to overlook the fact that they wuz building a house fer that stoopid chicken and yet nobuddy ever builded a house fer me. Mummy sez thats cause I live in a big big peoples house already but I sez that is jest not the same thang as having yer own house. Its okay Mummy and Daddy I forgives you as long as you keep throwing my toy and feeding me delishus treats.

Lawn Mower

My Daddy sumtimes comes home and Mummy sez gosh the grass is tall and Daddy sez yeah yeah yeah. Then he takes me outsides and we mow the lawn together. I is not skeered of the lawnmower not at all.

Here I is helping Daddy by laying on the grass and making it flat. Or mebbe I wuz tired I dunno.

Daddy is saying sumthang like hey move it but I dont know why cause Daddy is the only one moving here.

Daddy is saying sumthang like hey move it but I dont know why cause Daddy is the only one moving here.

Now after that part is cut we move to the next part like so. I have to be sure and take my Frisbee toy cause otherwise Daddy yells at me to pick it up or lose it.
Me and Frisbee are moving down a ways so Daddy can cut the part I flattened.

Me and Frisbee are moving down a ways so Daddy can cut the part I flattened.

See its easy to mow the lawn!