Well today I lerned sumthang noo and so did Mummy.
I lerned that sumtimes an egg is not reely an egg. And Mummy lerned that I will eat ennythang wut looks like an egg.
Here I wuz jest enjoying a nice fine day outsides wile Mummy cleened the chikkin howse and Star did wutever dum thang Star does.
And then JAKPOT! I finded sum yummy yummy chikkin eggs on the grownd!!
Natcherally its finders keepers round these parts so I finded and I keeped these delishuss eggs!
That is until Mummy sed hay wate a sekund ware are those fake eggs frum the chikkin howse?!?
She did not beleeve me wen I sed oh hay Mummy I jest finded them like this.
I meen everybuddy noes baby chikkins come out of the eggs throo them little holes. Dont aks me ware them baby chikkins is. That is a mistery of life!
Now being a dawg I cannot reed but I did aks them chikkins wut is writed on the eggs.
WELL!!! If they sez REEL EGG on them wut wuz I sposed to think they wuz?!?
I am purty shore I have a very good lawsoot here cause that is called Falls Advertizing!!!