My New Blanky

Well hi there everybuddy its bin a wile! Mummy has not bin home very much lately. Daddy sez Mummy is halping my Granpaw with sumthang importent. I hope it is not his blog! Mummy is sposed to halp ME with MY blog!!

But wun day Mummy bringed home a speshull suprize jest fer me!! Dang!! Lookit wut I getted!

Mummy called it a baby kwilt. Hey I am not a baby!!

Mummy sed hay Dozer I maked this myself so do not tare it up okay?

Okay okay I will not tare it up. But I luv it soooo much IĀ thinks I will give it sum luv nibbuls.

Nom nom nom

Mmmm it smells like my Mummy!!

Then Mummy sed Dozer it taked me a munth to make that thang so stop chewing on it!!

Wut? I herd sumwun say treet. Did you sez treet?

Well Mummy insisted she did not say the werd treet but I am purty shore I herd it. Anyways I will have lots and lots of time to nibbul on my blanky wen Mummy goes back to Granpaws howse tomorrow.

She sez it will jest be wun more week and then she will be home and have sum time fer me and my blog. Wich is good cause I miss my blog pals!!

Oh yeah Pee Ess Happy Forth of July everybuddy!!

Kin you jest turn the uther way so I kin nibbul this thang sum more?

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Argh! Anuther Foster Dawg!

Well good gravee I am beginning to thinks that Mummy has sum sort of brane problem! No sooner does she sware off fostering cause of all her werk then she brings home this sorry lookin thang.

It is a gurl baby dawg that smells awfull jest like Dubby smelld awfull. Thats rite this dawg has The Manje!! Dont wurry it is the kind of manje that me and Star cannot get called demodeks.

Rosie wich iz this baby dawg iz obveeusly not all bawld like Dubby wuz but she iz way more skratchee. She skratches all the time and she haz to take lots and lots of medisin.

Mummy sez this is jest fer a very short wile cause Rosie iz a dawg wut iz called a Bawstun Terryer and unlike us pit bull dawgs they iz not reel commun in reskue howses and there iz a wating list fer reskue Bawstun Terryers. So Rosie will be gawn soon before she kin take away Mummys hart.

In uther nooz I have jest started takin alerjee shots!

I have so menny alerjees that I must take two shots at a time. But dont wurry it duznt hert.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

Daddy gived me the shot! Mummy wuz too skeered to do it.

Wut you iz dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad.

Dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad!

OK well Mummy sez she haves to go hurry bak to wurk so I gess that is all frum me fer a wile. But dont wurry I will makes Mummy halp me with my blog soon cause it is my burthday very very soon!!

Pee Ess Happy Turkey Day everybuddy!!

How Long Did It Last??

Well folks here it is the anser to last weeks survey kweshun How Long Will Dubbys Sandwich Board Last??

Lets jest see how the day went.

Here is Dubby during the prep time. OK Dubby lookin good!

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Then sum stuff happened… Lessee… Heres Daddy throwing balls at sum guy waring a Michael Vick jersey!

He getted four of six trys!

He getted four of six trys!

Mummy Daddy and Auntie K all helped out. Also a guy named John Garcia wuz there frum a dawg reskue place in a land called YouTah and Mummy sed he wuz sooper nice.

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OK this is beside the point wich is wut happened to that sanwich bord?? Ware is Dubby?

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Dubby!! You is jest rolling in the durt with that other dawg! Ware is yer sanwich bord?

Well it turns out the sanwich bord wuz still a-ok but Dubby did not want to ware it!

SO if yer anser to the poll wuz “For the whole event” then you iz rite! The bord is still in wun peece and it looks jest fine.

BUT if yer anser to the poll wuz “A couple hours at best” then you iz also rite! Cause Dubby only weared it fer a couple hours before he did not want to ware it ennymore.

And now is my favrite part wich is that we git to laff reely hard at Dubby!! Mummy maked him ware a purpull munkey costoom fer the parade that wuz on Sunday.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh my gosh I cant beleeve Dubby letted Mummy put that thang on him!!

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Oh okay well I gess mebbe I would ware that costoom too if Mummy cuddled me like that afterwards. Stoopid lucky Dubby.

Elektrikal Interfeerence

Well Daddy putted the finishing tuches on Mummys londry room at last.

Flashback to pitcher of Mummys londry room.

Flashback to pitcher of Mummys new londry room in April.

Today Daddy wuz doing sumthang to a new wall panel in the londry room. He hads to be very carefull.

Do nots attempt to do this yerselves unless you is a profeshunal.

Do nots attempt to poke round in this panel unless you is a profeshunal.

I wuz his sooperviser wile he wuz working so hard.

I will keeps these wires warm fer you Daddy.

I will keeps these wires warm fer you Daddy.

Hay is you resting?? Git back to werk!

Hay is you resting?? Git back to werk!

Now the londry room is all done!

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And gess wut–I getted sumthang out of this too. My new Dawg Cabinet is in here! And it is not jest wun meeslee Dawg Cabinet it is TWO Dawg Cabinets and TWO Dawg Drawers!!

Dawg drawers

Dawg drawers

Mummy sez it is good to have the dawg stuff out of the kichen at last. I agree it wuz good to git out of that propertee and moov into sumthang a little bigger.

Dinner Party

Well tonite me and Star wuz invited to a dinner party. This wuz a big suprise fer us! We dont usually git to eat at the tables.

Dinner party yeah!

Dinner party yeah!

The foodies wuz noodulls. I luv noodulls! I haf to admit I wuz a little unshore bout ettikit. But I followed the prinsipul rool of being polite wich is: Fore on the floor.

This reminds me of sum moovee bout dawgs and spagetti.

This reminds me of sum moovee bout dawgs and spagetti.

Star however made a fool of herself.

Hey that is not fore on the floor Star! Bad dawg!

Hey that is not fore on the floor Star! Bad dawg!

Ew gross I thinks she jest kissed Daddy.

Ew gross I thinks she jest kissed Daddy.

Fer sum reeson Mummy sawed us doing this and she sed oh I jest losed my apitite! Well grate that meens more fer us rite Daddy??

Freedom! Sweet freedom!

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star!

While Dozer spent the weekend trapped in a closet (oh, my love, I miss you so!), I got to go on a glorious adventure. The Man and the Lady took me to a ginormous park where I could run around without a leash. There were lots of other dogs there too!!

Free at last!

Free at last!

A dog! A dog!! A dog!!!

A dog! A dog!! A dog!!!

Smell away my dear pal... hey... why are you soaking wet?

Smell away my dear pal... hey... why are you soaking wet?

Yes, it turned out this walk was a trap! The Man and the Lady had taken me to an island surrounded by WATER!! I knew something was up when every dog I met was dripping and panting.

When we finally reached the water, oh, the horror!!! There were dogs splashing around and being forced to swim out into a huge body of water in pursuit of tennis balls thrown by their cruel masters. Sure, the dogs looked like they were having fun, but I’m sure they were brainwashed. No pun intended.

I would have none of it.

Which way back to the car?!?!

Which way back to the car?!?!

Despite my attempts at escape, I was unceremoniously dumped in the water by the Man, while the Lady mocked me from dry land.

We finally left that place, which I admit was fun, except for the part where I had to swim.

I thought we were going back home, but instead we went to a mysterious house that smelled terrible. The Man talked extensively to a Stranger about “remodeling” it while the Lady frowned and reminded the Man about something called “priorities.” I suppose that may have something to do with the “remodeling” that is not happening to the place where I live.

Let me in! I'm hot.

Let me in! I'm hot.

Ew, it's dark and dirty and smelly in here.

Ew, it's dark and dirty and smelly in here.

Let me out! It's gross in here.

Let me out! It's gross in here.

Ready for the next adventure...

Ready for the next adventure...

The Lady would like me to add that Dozer is doing very well and his leg already looks 100 percent better than it did a few days ago. So thank you everyone for sending your nice thoughts and wishes to him!

I am a palomeeno

Well Mummy sez gee Dozer you reely areĀ part horse. And not jest cause you are big but also cause you are dappled!

Under my furs I have lots of freckles!

Under my furs I have lots of freckles!

I had to go to the v-e-t today cause Mummy wuz a little worryed bout my leg. It is a bit swelled up.

My ankle and foot is swelled up.

My ankle and foot is swelled up.

Dont worry the v-e-t sed it wuz ok fer now and it shuld get betters soon.

But here is the bestest part about goin to the v-e-t todays. Daddy goed with me!!!

Daddy doesnt go to the v-e-t very much so he didnt know he wuz sposed to sit in a chare like Mummy duz.

Daddy doesnt go to the v-e-t very much so he didnt know he wuz sposed to sit in a chare like Mummy duz.