Speshull foodies

Well hi everybuddy! Its bin a wile! No dont wurry I am not ded heh heh. I am jest reely enjoyin my semireetiremint tho I do miss my blog buddys.

Here is wut I have bin doin in my semireetiremint!

Helpin Mummy do her wurk

Star is not halping shes jest in it fer the cookys

Makin a big mess with my stuffy pig

Makin a big mess with my stuffy dino and rollin in it

Sleepin in my stuffy dino fuzz

Ooo I thinks I getted sum stuffy in my ear

Diskoverin wut is inside my Kong Wubba. It wuz a jiant tennis ball!

Well it has not bin all fun and games in my semireetiremint! A very bad thang happined to me too. It wuz ALERJEES and a NEW STAFF infekshun!!! Aieeeeeee!

Mummy taked me to a new doktor wut knows a lot about alerjees. That doktor gived me lots of medisin to take. And then she sed Dozer you gets to have sum speshull foodies fer a wile!!

At furst I wuz reely egsited to git sum speshull foodies. Hahaha in yer face Star I am speshull!!!

I see ghosts. That's special too.

Well it terned out the foodies wuz reely reely yukky! It wuz stinky and it tasted sooo bads.

Ugh this foodies is yukky!!!

I did not want to eat it. I wanted to eat Stars yummy foodies wich wuz my old foodies. But Mummy sed Im sorry Dozer but you cannot eat ennythang else but this speshull foodies!

So I did not eat ennythang at all fer lots of days. Then Mummy sed Dozer I wuz hoping you would eat yer food but now I must play durty! And she played a mind trik on me and I am ashamed to say it werked.

Furst she sed hay Star come here and git sum foodies!

Well I may not like this foodies but that shore dont meen Im gonna give it to Star no way no how.

No Star you may not eat my yukky yukky foodies!

OMG OMG OMG YEAH!!!

Wut the hey ho?!?!?! Thats MY foodies!!!

Scuse me Star but NO that is MINE!

Ugh nom nom nom so gross nom nom nom

Wutever it takes to keeps Star frum gettin MY food!

OK I gots this Mummy Ill take it frum here.

Ah, poop, he's eating it all.

OK done! None fer Star ha ha ha!!!

Well Mummy sed ok good job Dozer but I does not want to sit here and make you jellus every meeltime so I am gonna think up a better way.

So nekst meeltime gess wut!?! I getted punkin in my foodies!! Punkin is jest the yummyest thang ever and Mummy sed the doktor sed it wuz okay fer me. My foodies smelled good insted of yukky so I eated it all.

Punkin mmmmm yeah!!!

Punkin makes it all betters.

Even Star getted punkin in her foodies wich I think is not fare cause she has yummy foodies alreddy.

Stars bowl likking tekneek

So ennyway thats wut I have bin doing in my semireetiremint!

Coming soon is my burthday and I will be TEN yeers old wich is a very distinguished age if I does say so myselfs. Mummy sez this is a big burthday fer me so she is gonna throw me a party wich will be my very furst party ever! But she sez I will not git enny treets cause of my alerjees! Well wut kind of party is it without spesull treets?!?

Hay everybuddy I hopes you have a HAPPY HOWLOWEEN!!!

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Argh! Anuther Foster Dawg!

Well good gravee I am beginning to thinks that Mummy has sum sort of brane problem! No sooner does she sware off fostering cause of all her werk then she brings home this sorry lookin thang.

It is a gurl baby dawg that smells awfull jest like Dubby smelld awfull. Thats rite this dawg has The Manje!! Dont wurry it is the kind of manje that me and Star cannot get called demodeks.

Rosie wich iz this baby dawg iz obveeusly not all bawld like Dubby wuz but she iz way more skratchee. She skratches all the time and she haz to take lots and lots of medisin.

Mummy sez this is jest fer a very short wile cause Rosie iz a dawg wut iz called a Bawstun Terryer and unlike us pit bull dawgs they iz not reel commun in reskue howses and there iz a wating list fer reskue Bawstun Terryers. So Rosie will be gawn soon before she kin take away Mummys hart.

In uther nooz I have jest started takin alerjee shots!

I have so menny alerjees that I must take two shots at a time. But dont wurry it duznt hert.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

Daddy gived me the shot! Mummy wuz too skeered to do it.

Wut you iz dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad.

Dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad!

OK well Mummy sez she haves to go hurry bak to wurk so I gess that is all frum me fer a wile. But dont wurry I will makes Mummy halp me with my blog soon cause it is my burthday very very soon!!

Pee Ess Happy Turkey Day everybuddy!!

My Toofy Breaked!

Well jest wen thangs were alreddy going bad wut with my alerjees and my leg owies thangs jest got even wurst! My toofy breaked in two!

I cried and cried all day and Mummy sed Dozer wut on erth is the matter with you?? Is yer leggy hurting or wut? FINALLY she looked in my mouthies and sed oh Dozer yer toofy iz breaked reely bad!!

So I had to go to the v-e-t and I spended the hole day there and they mades me sleepy and then wen I waked up Mummy wuz takin me home and I could not feels my mouthy at all.

Laters after I waked up more Mummy gived me a speshull treet. It wuz yogurt!! Yum yum.

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My face wuz still a little bits bluddy.

The bestest part of losing my toofy is that I gets speshull foodys all the times. I get yogurt and wet foodys frum a can and punkin and pees and delishuss stuffs like that!

But fer sum reeson every time I eat afterwards I feel kinda sleepy and then I jest falls asleep. I thinks Mummy is sneeking medisin into my foody.

Look in my mouthy and you kin see I have stitches in my mouthy!!

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It wuz my big toofy in the back.

Mummy sez congradulashuns Dozer!! Wut with all the v-e-t visits over the last few yeers I am now wurth as much as a new car! Prolly not a fancy new car but mebbe sumthang like a Kia.

What Is This Thing?!?

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star! Today the Lady took Dozer away and didn’t come back with him. She said he was going to the vet for the day, because he needs more x-rays. Ha ha ha!! I think that’s karma, after all his plotting with Octopussy to get rid of me.

The Lady also took the mysterious creature that’s been living in her bathroom. I was very surprised when she brought it back and said I could meet it.

Now, what the Lady said was that this creature is a puppy with something called “demodectic mange.” It sounds like a serious disease but she said I probably wouldn’t catch it. Since I really like puppies, I thought I was going to have some fun!!

But when I met this so-called “puppy,” look what happened!

That’s right, the Lady pulled a bait-and-switch on me. That’s no puppy! That thing is stinky and wrinkly and… and… NAKED! Ugh, I don’t know if I can be around something so pathetically lacking in fashion sense.

In other news, the Lady discovered a package for me and Dozer!! It was on a counter under a pile of stuff. Apparently, it showed up while Lady was on her trip, and the Man brought it in but forgot about it (maybe because he buried it under a bunch of junk). So Lady found it today while cleaning up.

She says that we are going to open it later today, when Dozer gets back from the vet–so tune in tomorrow to find out who it’s from and what’s inside!

Over and out!

Action shot! This rope toy is about to regret its existence.

Action shot! This rope toy is about to regret its existence.

Trip to the Speshulist Agin

Well it seems like I am going to the speshulist a lot. He wuz the wun wut did the surjery on my leg. Mummy sed he needed to make shore my leg wuz doing okay.

I did not know we wuz going to the speshulist or else I would not have looked so happy.

I did not know we wuz going to the speshulist or else I would not have looked so happy.

The speshulist sed I wuz heeling a bit slowly. He sed it wuz cause I am an old dawg so it takes me longer to heel.

Hahah! Shows wut he knows cause I does not know how to heel at all much less slowly!!!

I beleeve Mummy uses the term "inkorigible puller."

I beleeve Mummy uses the term "inkorigible puller."

Uh Oh Alerjees

Well I mite have skritched my itchies a bit too much. My furs wuz kinda bleedy todays.

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Dont worry it jest looks bad cause I have wite furs.

Mummy is a little peeved cause now she must buy sum new medisin frum the v-e-t. She sez I am the most ekspensive dog EVER.

I have lots of medisins that wuz fer my alerjees but nuthang reely werks.

My medisins. I does not take all these ennymore. Jest a few.

My medisins. I does not take all these ennymore. Jest a few.

Now that I have had a surjery it is even harder cause I cannot take a bathies with my speshull shampoo and sum of my alerjee medisins arent good to take cause of wut Mummy calls conflikts with surjery medisins. So I must get a NEW medisin even tho I have lots and lots of OLD medisin.

Mummy sez wite pit bull dawgs like me does tend to have skin alerjees. Well no duh Mummy thanx fer that info.

Soooo itchy.

I am skritching my neck. Soooo itchy.

I am a palomeeno

Well Mummy sez gee Dozer you reely are part horse. And not jest cause you are big but also cause you are dappled!

Under my furs I have lots of freckles!

Under my furs I have lots of freckles!

I had to go to the v-e-t today cause Mummy wuz a little worryed bout my leg. It is a bit swelled up.

My ankle and foot is swelled up.

My ankle and foot is swelled up.

Dont worry the v-e-t sed it wuz ok fer now and it shuld get betters soon.

But here is the bestest part about goin to the v-e-t todays. Daddy goed with me!!!

Daddy doesnt go to the v-e-t very much so he didnt know he wuz sposed to sit in a chare like Mummy duz.

Daddy doesnt go to the v-e-t very much so he didnt know he wuz sposed to sit in a chare like Mummy duz.