Well today I getted a misterius pakaje in the male. But it did not stay misterius fer long! Mummy sed it is frum our loverly frend Princess the Pit Bull!
Dang its a big box!!
It wuz good timing cause today it wuz very very rainy outsides and we could not go out. Also SUMBUDDY has been eating up all our toys and treets so I wuz reely hoping mebbe there would be sumthang fun in this pakaje.
Eh? I fewt wike someone was bwaming me for somefing just now.
I wanted to open the boks but Mummy sed no Dozer let me do it this time cause I have a feeling you will be having enuff fun with the stuff insides the boks and I want to have a little fun myself. So I letted her open the boks.
Princess gived us this nice letter inside the boks. Holy moley I getted so eksited wile Mummy wuz reeding the letter cause obveeusly there wuz a ton of stuff in that boks!!
Well Princess is rite I have never had a bully stik before! Princess wuz very nice to send me a pitcher of her eating a bully stik so I would know how to do it. I sampulled the pitcher a little bit but Mummy sed I must lern by looking not by doing.
It duz not tayst like a bully stik...
Mummy wuz gonna start showing me all the goodys in the boks but I jest could not pay atenshun. I smelled that bully stik!!! So she sed okay we could have the bully stiks.
But FURST she sawed these bandanas. Now let me tell you most of our bandanas are purty stoopid looking. But these wuz sum reel nice bandanas!! She sed bandanas furst then bully stiks so we sed okay okay.
Here is mine. It is bloo and I think it looks very manly. Also it sez woof wich is wut I do!
This is my Gee Cue shot!!
Princess piked out a very nice bandana fer Star and gess wut it is pink fer a gurl and it has stars fer Star! It sez Miss USA and I am shore that is cause she wins the Big Butt Contest every yeer.
Ah! I am a Lady.
THEN we getted to the bully stiks at last! And let me tell you that wuz the bestest thang I have ever eated in my hole life ever.
Star also abanduned her dignitee fer the bully stik.
OMG GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!!!!
Yeaaaaa sooo gooooood.....
Nom nom nom sure wish this whole thing would fit in my mouth nom nom nom
So wile we wuz chowing down on these amazing bully stiks Mummy decided to let Dubby play with the thangs wut Princess getted fer him. Those thangs wuz a tye and a skweeky futball!
I am the wowld's cutest sawawyman!!
Blue sixty foaw hut hut hut!!!
Mummy taked this chance to make sum reely cute pitchers of that awful awful Dubby to go to his adopshun place so mebbe he will be adopted. Wut do you thinks of these pitchers?
There wuz still more in the boks as we finded out after coming back frum our bully stiks! There wuz this green aleen that is now the favrite toy fer Star and Dubby to tug on.
I wiw destwoy you!!
And there wuz tennis balls wut wuz sposed to be mint but they jest tasted like delishuss to me.
Throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!
Star also liked the tennis balls very much. She made sum parts of one disapear!
Don't worry. You'll see the other half of it in about eight hours.
Yes folks thats rite Star is aktually smiling in that pitcher!!! Aieee!!!!
And last but not leest there wuz my very furst ever Jolly Ball!
At furst I wuz reluktent to play with this cause everybuddy knows pink is fer gurls. But then I thinked I should prolly be a little more open minded so I played with it jest a little bit.
The end rezult wuz not wut I ekspected. It did not stay too round.
I jest played with it a little bit I sware!!
Mummy sez that Daddy will have to make it round agin and then only Star gets to play with it frum now on. See!! I knowed it. Pink reely IS fer gurls.
Well me and Star and Dubby all say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS fer sending us all these fun toys and the bully stiks. Also Mummy would likes to say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS too cause she is sooo happy that there wuz sumthang fer us to do on this icky rainy day!
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