Speshull foodies

Well hi everybuddy! Its bin a wile! No dont wurry I am not ded heh heh. I am jest reely enjoyin my semireetiremint tho I do miss my blog buddys.

Here is wut I have bin doin in my semireetiremint!

Helpin Mummy do her wurk

Star is not halping shes jest in it fer the cookys

Makin a big mess with my stuffy pig

Makin a big mess with my stuffy dino and rollin in it

Sleepin in my stuffy dino fuzz

Ooo I thinks I getted sum stuffy in my ear

Diskoverin wut is inside my Kong Wubba. It wuz a jiant tennis ball!

Well it has not bin all fun and games in my semireetiremint! A very bad thang happined to me too. It wuz ALERJEES and a NEW STAFF infekshun!!! Aieeeeeee!

Mummy taked me to a new doktor wut knows a lot about alerjees. That doktor gived me lots of medisin to take. And then she sed Dozer you gets to have sum speshull foodies fer a wile!!

At furst I wuz reely egsited to git sum speshull foodies. Hahaha in yer face Star I am speshull!!!

I see ghosts. That's special too.

Well it terned out the foodies wuz reely reely yukky! It wuz stinky and it tasted sooo bads.

Ugh this foodies is yukky!!!

I did not want to eat it. I wanted to eat Stars yummy foodies wich wuz my old foodies. But Mummy sed Im sorry Dozer but you cannot eat ennythang else but this speshull foodies!

So I did not eat ennythang at all fer lots of days. Then Mummy sed Dozer I wuz hoping you would eat yer food but now I must play durty! And she played a mind trik on me and I am ashamed to say it werked.

Furst she sed hay Star come here and git sum foodies!

Well I may not like this foodies but that shore dont meen Im gonna give it to Star no way no how.

No Star you may not eat my yukky yukky foodies!


Wut the hey ho?!?!?! Thats MY foodies!!!

Scuse me Star but NO that is MINE!

Ugh nom nom nom so gross nom nom nom

Wutever it takes to keeps Star frum gettin MY food!

OK I gots this Mummy Ill take it frum here.

Ah, poop, he's eating it all.

OK done! None fer Star ha ha ha!!!

Well Mummy sed ok good job Dozer but I does not want to sit here and make you jellus every meeltime so I am gonna think up a better way.

So nekst meeltime gess wut!?! I getted punkin in my foodies!! Punkin is jest the yummyest thang ever and Mummy sed the doktor sed it wuz okay fer me. My foodies smelled good insted of yukky so I eated it all.

Punkin mmmmm yeah!!!

Punkin makes it all betters.

Even Star getted punkin in her foodies wich I think is not fare cause she has yummy foodies alreddy.

Stars bowl likking tekneek

So ennyway thats wut I have bin doing in my semireetiremint!

Coming soon is my burthday and I will be TEN yeers old wich is a very distinguished age if I does say so myselfs. Mummy sez this is a big burthday fer me so she is gonna throw me a party wich will be my very furst party ever! But she sez I will not git enny treets cause of my alerjees! Well wut kind of party is it without spesull treets?!?

Hay everybuddy I hopes you have a HAPPY HOWLOWEEN!!!


Staff infekshun

Well I goed to the v-e-t the other day and gess wut? My teared up leg wut had surjeree is ALL BETTERS!!

The v-e-t sez I am 90 pounds. That is a little bit fat fer me. It is not my falt! I jest spended the last too munths doing NUTHIN!!

Mummy sez I still have to be reel calm and not run around fer a wile. I must go on nice calm short walkies.

But it is okay cause all my toy balls are all coming backs at last!! Now I kin put sum reel spirit into my wining and groneing and karrying on!

Wining and karrying on begins in three... too... wun...

Wining and karrying on begins in three... too... wun...

But the bad nooz is that I have gotten sumthang called a staff infekshun frum my allerjees. I haves a big rash on my tummy and between my toes.

Geeze Mummy you could have mades that black bar jest a little bigger.

Geeze Mummy you could have mades that black bar jest a little bigger.

Now I did not even knows that I had a staff so I gess that jest shows wut a terribull job my staff is doing. I meen why isnt my staff bringing me toys and treets and wating on me hand and paw?? Wut am I paying them fer ennyways?!? And am I even paying them??

The v-e-t gived me sum pills to take fer to git rid of the staff but franklee I does not think I needs them pills. HEY STAFF YER FIRED!!! There that should take kare of the staff rite?

However Mummy sez that she has spended way too much munnys on my allerjees so she is gonna get me an allerjee test and then sum allerjee shots! Hey wut a grate idea Mummy. Im almost nine yeers old and NOW you decide to deel with my allerjees?!?

Wutever. I am too bizzy rite now to care bout silly thangs like allerjees.

I will puts the ball a little closer to you hint hint hint.

I will puts the ball a little closer to you hint hint hint.

Bug Bite

Well I had a bug bite or sumthang on my footie and Mummy tolled me not to lick it but then she catched me licking it. It mite have been a bit bleedy by then. Ok mebbe a lot bleedy.

But I thinks Mummys reakshun wuz waaaay too seveer.


She sed sumthang like she shore as heck wuznt gonna take me to the v-e-t agin fer sum infekted bug bite so I have to ware the cone until the bite is all gone. Geeze Mummy wuts the big deel its not like youve spended all yer munny on the v-e-t I meen you had enuff munny to buy me sum foodies jest the other day!

Anyways I have finded a good use fer this Cone wich is to amplify my Pathetik Face Attak!

Reddy... aim....

Reddy... aim....

FIRE!! Sooper Pathetik Face Cone Amplifikashun Attak!!!

FIRE!! Sooper Pathetik Face Cone Amplifikashun Attak!!!

Hmm um yeah that mite be a bit of drool there on the cone but that shuld jest make me even more pathetik rite?? Yes!!

I am shore this will crush Mummys hart of stone once and fer all. First the Milkbone boks then the wurld!!!

Uh Oh Alerjees

Well I mite have skritched my itchies a bit too much. My furs wuz kinda bleedy todays.


Dont worry it jest looks bad cause I have wite furs.

Mummy is a little peeved cause now she must buy sum new medisin frum the v-e-t. She sez I am the most ekspensive dog EVER.

I have lots of medisins that wuz fer my alerjees but nuthang reely werks.

My medisins. I does not take all these ennymore. Jest a few.

My medisins. I does not take all these ennymore. Jest a few.

Now that I have had a surjery it is even harder cause I cannot take a bathies with my speshull shampoo and sum of my alerjee medisins arent good to take cause of wut Mummy calls conflikts with surjery medisins. So I must get a NEW medisin even tho I have lots and lots of OLD medisin.

Mummy sez wite pit bull dawgs like me does tend to have skin alerjees. Well no duh Mummy thanx fer that info.

Soooo itchy.

I am skritching my neck. Soooo itchy.