Baby dawgs everyware

Well hi everybuddy it has bin a loooong time!

It is not my falt it is Mummys falt. If you may remembur we had a gest named Nancy who had sum parasites in her tummy.

Well them parasites camed out and then Mummy was crazy bizzy cause them parasites wuz reel messy and noisy and stuff.

I tolled Mummy hey jest dont feed them and they will goes away! But Nancy feeded them so they hanged around.

Them parasites growed up into baby dawgs. Or so I am tolled. I did not see them much cause they had their very own room. It wuz full of TOYS!!! Mummy sed I could not go in thar cause I would rooin all the toys. Pffft ware did she git that idea?? 

Jest a fyoo days ago them baby dawgs all leaved the howse. Mummy sez they wuz all adopted.

Well this story has a very sad ending cause you know wut happined nekst? Mummy went back to werk agin!! OMG Mummy why doesnt you luv me?!?

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NOOO!!! SNOW!!! Plus sum pitchers frum the 2004 snow!

Well folks yesterday wuz a teribull day fer me cause we had SNOW! This is the furst time in a zillion yeers that we have had snow. Mummy camed home frum werk early yesterday and she werked at home cause of the snow. She sez that that is cause in Teksus nobuddy knows how to drive in snow.

It wuz the furst time Star and Sweet Pea had ever seed snow before.

OMG YUM!!! Oh no wait a second what are you giving me?

 I have seed snow before so this is my sekund time seeing it and I do not think it is a big deel.

Ppftht I duz not like snow.

But yes we had to stand around and hyumur Mummy wile she taked pitchers and throwed balls of snow at us. I did not chase the snow cause I knowed it wuz not a reel ball. But Star who is very very stoopid chased the snowball every singul time hahahaha!!!

After a wile the snow started going away. That is cause this is Teksus.

Then at long last Mummy sed we must go insides cause everythang wuz gettin all wet and muddy.

My favrite part of the day wuz this part.

Space heeter fer the win!!!

Now here is a very very speshul treet fer you. It is sum old pitchers of the last time it snowed here in Teksus where I live!!!

Mummy sez this day wuz called Febuary 14 2004 so I wuz only three yeers old! This is the furst time I ever seed snow. It wuz in the middul of the nite and all the naybors wuz outsides playing in the snow fer sum crazy reesun.

I tryed to eskape the snow by jumping out of it but I could not git out of it!

Then I tryed to eskape by running away but I could not run away ether!

Old Lady Dawg jest stood there and did not move.

Interestingly Mummy and Daddy had bringed home a foster baby dawg this time wen it snowed too.

Foster baby dawg Puppy also seed snow fer the furst time.

I tasted the snow a little bit and it wuz cold and yukky.

You kin see in these pitchers that there wuz green grass everywheres under the snow. That is cause it wuz nice warm Teksus wether before it snowed and we thinked it wuz gonna be spring time soon! Also this snow melted away jest as fast as yesterdays snow. It wuz gone by the next day.

Yep we dont git snow very ofen but wen we do it shore is a BIG DEEL!

Argh! Anuther Foster Dawg!

Well good gravee I am beginning to thinks that Mummy has sum sort of brane problem! No sooner does she sware off fostering cause of all her werk then she brings home this sorry lookin thang.

It is a gurl baby dawg that smells awfull jest like Dubby smelld awfull. Thats rite this dawg has The Manje!! Dont wurry it is the kind of manje that me and Star cannot get called demodeks.

Rosie wich iz this baby dawg iz obveeusly not all bawld like Dubby wuz but she iz way more skratchee. She skratches all the time and she haz to take lots and lots of medisin.

Mummy sez this is jest fer a very short wile cause Rosie iz a dawg wut iz called a Bawstun Terryer and unlike us pit bull dawgs they iz not reel commun in reskue howses and there iz a wating list fer reskue Bawstun Terryers. So Rosie will be gawn soon before she kin take away Mummys hart.

In uther nooz I have jest started takin alerjee shots!

I have so menny alerjees that I must take two shots at a time. But dont wurry it duznt hert.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

Daddy gived me the shot! Mummy wuz too skeered to do it.

Wut you iz dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad.

Dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad!

OK well Mummy sez she haves to go hurry bak to wurk so I gess that is all frum me fer a wile. But dont wurry I will makes Mummy halp me with my blog soon cause it is my burthday very very soon!!

Pee Ess Happy Turkey Day everybuddy!!

Farewell, Dubby!

Well folks Dubby did not come home today. Mummy sez he getted adopted!

Fer sum reeson she is very sad.

I am bizzy judjing Daisys costoom contest and I dont have time to be sad. Not that I would be sad ennyways haha! I am reely happy cause it is so kwiet around here AT LAST!!

So here it is yer very last pitcher ever of Dubby. So long Dubby! Mebbe I didnt reely like you but I shore hope you have a nice life with a nice familee!!

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Mummy, Dubby, and Auntie K

How Long Did It Last??

Well folks here it is the anser to last weeks survey kweshun How Long Will Dubbys Sandwich Board Last??

Lets jest see how the day went.

Here is Dubby during the prep time. OK Dubby lookin good!

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Then sum stuff happened… Lessee… Heres Daddy throwing balls at sum guy waring a Michael Vick jersey!

He getted four of six trys!

He getted four of six trys!

Mummy Daddy and Auntie K all helped out. Also a guy named John Garcia wuz there frum a dawg reskue place in a land called YouTah and Mummy sed he wuz sooper nice.

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OK this is beside the point wich is wut happened to that sanwich bord?? Ware is Dubby?

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Dubby!! You is jest rolling in the durt with that other dawg! Ware is yer sanwich bord?

Well it turns out the sanwich bord wuz still a-ok but Dubby did not want to ware it!

SO if yer anser to the poll wuz “For the whole event” then you iz rite! The bord is still in wun peece and it looks jest fine.

BUT if yer anser to the poll wuz “A couple hours at best” then you iz also rite! Cause Dubby only weared it fer a couple hours before he did not want to ware it ennymore.

And now is my favrite part wich is that we git to laff reely hard at Dubby!! Mummy maked him ware a purpull munkey costoom fer the parade that wuz on Sunday.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh my gosh I cant beleeve Dubby letted Mummy put that thang on him!!

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Oh okay well I gess mebbe I would ware that costoom too if Mummy cuddled me like that afterwards. Stoopid lucky Dubby.

Kyute Overlode!!

Well jest a warning before you git to the pitchers that these mite be waaaay too kyute fer sum viewers. If you are very sensitive to kyute pleeze leeve the blog now!! This post is so kyute it crashed my blog three times!!

Now seeing as how I am the judje for Most Kyute Costoom in Daisys Costoom Contest I feeled that I should reashure sum of you who mite be thinking hey Dozer you is nine yeers old! You is an old old dawg and you is grumpy and you does not even like other dawgs fer that matter. Wut makes you kwalified fer this very challenjing job??

Okay that is a very fare kweshun!

Furst I have been persunally certifyed kyute since I wuz a little baby dawg. Jest look at this evidense!

Baby dawg Dozer!!

Baby dawg Dozer!!

Oh so kyute baby dawg Dozer! With bonus Old Lady Dawg!

Oh so kyute baby dawg Dozer! With bonus Old Lady Dawg!

So kyute you jest wanna cuddle me!!

So kyute you jest wanna cuddle me!!

Even kyute in outer space ware no wun kin heer you say Awwww!!

Even kyute in outer space ware no wun kin heer you say Awwww!!

Sekund I am a very good judje of other dawgs kyuteness or lack thereuv!

Toy steeling bed hogging foster dawg Mack wuz not kyute.

Toy steeling bed hogging foster dawg Mack wuz not kyute.

Daddys luv steeling bed hogging foster dawg Puppy wuz not kyute.

Daddys luv steeling bed hogging foster dawg Puppy wuz not kyute.

Foster dawg Elvis wuz not kyute and no bow tye kin ever change that!

Foster dawg Elvis wuz not kyute and no bow tye kin ever change that!

Foster dawg Duke wuz jest plane uglee.

Foster dawg Duke wuz jest plane uglee.

Foster dawg Lucy aka Kween of Drool mite have bin a little kyute but that wuz all she had goin fer her.

Foster dawg Lucy aka Kween of Drool mite have bin a little kyute but that wuz all she had goin fer her.

And well we all knows Titan wuz the foster dawg frum Hell and I dont think kyute dawgs come frum Hell.

And well we all knows Titan wuz the foster dawg frum Hell and I dont think kyute dawgs come frum Hell.

Even I am not at my kyutest here. I look skary but reely I am jest sneezing!!

Even I am not at my kyutest here. I look skary but reely I am jest sneezing!!

Oh look its me and gosh I am sooo kyute!

Oh look its me rite after the sneeze and gosh I am sooo kyute!

And of corse theres the loverly Daisy plus sum Kongs! Very kyute!!

And of corse theres the loverly Daisy plus sum Kongs! Very kyute!!

Well hopefully that reshures sum peeple that I reely does know wut is kyute and wut is not!

I am shore there are still detraktors out there so I will proves myself a good judje of kyute wunce and fer all.

WARNING — VERY VERY KYUTE — WARNING

Pleeze view this pitcher on a empty stomak cause it is soooo sickeningly kyute you mite throwed up!!

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Fow me?

Hewwo. Dis is Dubby!

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My new fwend Buddy gave me an awawd! I am vewy happy!

happy-harvest-daisy-dogThis awawd is to make me feel good. And it does! I would like to dank Buddy fow dis awawd. Now if you–

HEY HOWLD THE PRESSES!

IMG_0394Well wut is goin on here?? Dubby this blog is called Dozer Sez not Dubby sez!! And you is gettin too much face time on MY blog. No sir this WILL NOT STAND!!

Besides this award is obveeusly ment fer me. It has my loverly gurlfrend Daisy on it! Dubby you cannot be her gurlfrend cause number wun you are jest a baby dawg and you does not know the meening of troo luv and number two unlike me you does not look jest like Daisy wich meens you is uncompatibull!

So step off my gurlfrend okay??

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Wow… otay… I am not too sure what Dozew’s pwoblem is but I guess I should go befowe I get in mowe twubble!

Befowe I go I would wike to pass this awawd to these fwends: Leila and Quizz, Pwincess, and the Bully Bwats!

Dubby ovew and OUT!!

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