Argh! Anuther Foster Dawg!

Well good gravee I am beginning to thinks that Mummy has sum sort of brane problem! No sooner does she sware off fostering cause of all her werk then she brings home this sorry lookin thang.

It is a gurl baby dawg that smells awfull jest like Dubby smelld awfull. Thats rite this dawg has The Manje!! Dont wurry it is the kind of manje that me and Star cannot get called demodeks.

Rosie wich iz this baby dawg iz obveeusly not all bawld like Dubby wuz but she iz way more skratchee. She skratches all the time and she haz to take lots and lots of medisin.

Mummy sez this is jest fer a very short wile cause Rosie iz a dawg wut iz called a Bawstun Terryer and unlike us pit bull dawgs they iz not reel commun in reskue howses and there iz a wating list fer reskue Bawstun Terryers. So Rosie will be gawn soon before she kin take away Mummys hart.

In uther nooz I have jest started takin alerjee shots!

I have so menny alerjees that I must take two shots at a time. But dont wurry it duznt hert.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

Daddy gived me the shot! Mummy wuz too skeered to do it.

Dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad!

OK well Mummy sez she haves to go hurry bak to wurk so I gess that is all frum me fer a wile. But dont wurry I will makes Mummy halp me with my blog soon cause it is my burthday very very soon!!

Pee Ess Happy Turkey Day everybuddy!!

Farewell, Dubby!

Well folks Dubby did not come home today. Mummy sez he getted adopted!

Fer sum reeson she is very sad.

I am bizzy judjing Daisys costoom contest and I dont have time to be sad. Not that I would be sad ennyways haha! I am reely happy cause it is so kwiet around here AT LAST!!

So here it is yer very last pitcher ever of Dubby. So long Dubby! Mebbe I didnt reely like you but I shore hope you have a nice life with a nice familee!!

Mummy, Dubby, and Auntie K

How Long Did It Last??

Well folks here it is the anser to last weeks survey kweshun How Long Will Dubbys Sandwich Board Last??

Lets jest see how the day went.

Here is Dubby during the prep time. OK Dubby lookin good!

Then sum stuff happened… Lessee… Heres Daddy throwing balls at sum guy waring a Michael Vick jersey!

He getted four of six trys!

Mummy Daddy and Auntie K all helped out. Also a guy named John Garcia wuz there frum a dawg reskue place in a land called YouTah and Mummy sed he wuz sooper nice.

OK this is beside the point wich is wut happened to that sanwich bord?? Ware is Dubby?

Dubby!! You is jest rolling in the durt with that other dawg! Ware is yer sanwich bord?

Well it turns out the sanwich bord wuz still a-ok but Dubby did not want to ware it!

SO if yer anser to the poll wuz “For the whole event” then you iz rite! The bord is still in wun peece and it looks jest fine.

BUT if yer anser to the poll wuz “A couple hours at best” then you iz also rite! Cause Dubby only weared it fer a couple hours before he did not want to ware it ennymore.

And now is my favrite part wich is that we git to laff reely hard at Dubby!! Mummy maked him ware a purpull munkey costoom fer the parade that wuz on Sunday.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh my gosh I cant beleeve Dubby letted Mummy put that thang on him!!

Oh okay well I gess mebbe I would ware that costoom too if Mummy cuddled me like that afterwards. Stoopid lucky Dubby.

Fow me?

Hewwo. Dis is Dubby!

My new fwend Buddy gave me an awawd! I am vewy happy!

This awawd is to make me feel good. And it does! I would like to dank Buddy fow dis awawd. Now if you–

HEY HOWLD THE PRESSES!

Well wut is goin on here?? Dubby this blog is called Dozer Sez not Dubby sez!! And you is gettin too much face time on MY blog. No sir this WILL NOT STAND!!

Besides this award is obveeusly ment fer me. It has my loverly gurlfrend Daisy on it! Dubby you cannot be her gurlfrend cause number wun you are jest a baby dawg and you does not know the meening of troo luv and number two unlike me you does not look jest like Daisy wich meens you is uncompatibull!

So step off my gurlfrend okay??

Wow… otay… I am not too sure what Dozew’s pwoblem is but I guess I should go befowe I get in mowe twubble!

Befowe I go I would wike to pass this awawd to these fwends: Leila and Quizz, Pwincess, and the Bully Bwats!

Dubby ovew and OUT!!

Triumpf or Disastur? Speshull Poll!

Well Mummy and Auntie K spended yesterday makin sumthang kinda crazy.

It is a sine that Dubby is gonna ware on Family Fun Weekend wich I tolled you bout in my last post. Now jest lookit this thang!

Hahahahahaha!!! Wut a ridikulus getup!!! And as you kin see not only is Dubby trying to git adopted but he is also being made to sell rafful tikkets!

Varius partees inkluding my Daddy and Auntie K have alreddy sed they does not think that this costoom is gonna last reel long. They are shore Dubby is gonna mess it up reel fast. But Mummy thinks she kin make it werk jest fine.

So I have desided to post my furst ever poll!

The anser to this poll will be posted after the Family Fun Weekend wich is nekst weekend!!

Sorry there are no prizes if you are rite but you kin prance around and brag and feel very good bout yerself fer being rite.

Speshull Anounsmints!

Well hi everybuddy gess wut I have not wun but TWO speshull anounsmints today!

The furst anounsmint is that my loverly gurlfrend Daisy the Pink Pit Bull has hired me to be a judge fer her costoom contest!! Thats rite folks at last I am in a posishun of power wa ha ha ha!! So go over to Daisys blog and send her a pitcher or two.

I will warns you now tho that Mummy is sending in a pitcher of Dubby in his bee costoom and it is gonna be so adorabull that yer hed will eksplode and ranebows and kittys and butterflys will come out insted of branes!! Obveeusly I will not vote for that costoom because it would be a conflikt of intrest and also cause I dont like Dubby. But I thinks the other judges will find Dubby very hard to resist.

Here is Dubby at kyuteness level 5 wich is without the bee costoom so you kin imajine how awfully teribly kyute he is with it on.

Now I am a very onest judge and I will not aksept bribes however if you want to send me sum bribes ennyways you can male them to–wut? Oh Mummy is giving me the evel eye so I thinks I better muv on to the nekst anounsmint.

The nekst anounsmint is fer my Mummy so it is more of a publik serviss anounsmint. If you remember a few days ago I sed that there wuz a speshull event coming up at the end of the munth that Mummy wuz working on. Well now I will tell you wut it is! It is

National Pit Bull Awareness Day 2009!

This guy is John Garcia.

If you is gonna be neer Austin Teksus on October 24 and 25 then you is invited to come to Love-A-Bull’s Family Fun Weekend to selebrate National Pit Bull Awareness Day. They is gonna have lots of fun and games and prizes and also a very famus celebritee in the dawg wurld named John Garcia! You kin aparently find out more about this event here: www.love-a-bull.org

Mummy is gonna be there and be skware cause she is on the board and she is helping jest a bit to arange this event. And she will be volunteering for these days too!

Mummy sez if Dubby is not adopted yet then she is gonna bring Dubby, and if he is adopted then she will bring Star. I am very glad she is not gonna bring me cause I do NOT like leeving the howse much less to be in a big crowd with a zillion peeple and even much less to be in a big crowd with lots of other dawgs. No I will jest stay home and play with my Kong ball thanks you very much!!

So ennyways if you are in the area pleeze come say hi to Mummy!!

Did you say KONG BALL???

Wordless Wednesday: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

I’m a Bee!

I am a bumbow bee!!

(Invent your own caption.)

Rainy Day Pakaje!!

Well today I getted a misterius pakaje in the male. But it did not stay misterius fer long! Mummy sed it is frum our loverly frend Princess the Pit Bull!

Dang its a big box!!

It wuz good timing cause today it wuz very very rainy outsides and we could not go out. Also SUMBUDDY has been eating up all our toys and treets so I wuz reely hoping mebbe there would be sumthang fun in this pakaje.

Eh? I fewt wike someone was bwaming me for somefing just now.

I wanted to open the boks but Mummy sed no Dozer let me do it this time cause I have a feeling you will be having enuff fun with the stuff insides the boks and I want to have a little fun myself. So I letted her open the boks.

Princess gived us this nice letter inside the boks. Holy moley I getted so eksited wile Mummy wuz reeding the letter cause obveeusly there wuz a ton of stuff in that boks!!

Well Princess is rite I have never had a bully stik before! Princess wuz very nice to send me a pitcher of her eating a bully stik so I would know how to do it. I sampulled the pitcher a little bit but Mummy sed I must lern by looking not by doing.

It duz not tayst like a bully stik...

Mummy wuz gonna start showing me all the goodys in the boks but I jest could not pay atenshun. I smelled that bully stik!!! So she sed okay we could have the bully stiks.

But FURST she sawed these bandanas. Now let me tell you most of our bandanas are purty stoopid looking. But these wuz sum reel nice bandanas!! She sed bandanas furst then bully stiks so we sed okay okay.

Here is mine. It is bloo and I think it looks very manly. Also it sez woof wich is wut I do!

This is my Gee Cue shot!!

Princess piked out a very nice bandana fer Star and gess wut it is pink fer a gurl and it has stars fer Star! It sez Miss USA and I am shore that is cause she wins the Big Butt Contest every yeer.

Ah! I am a Lady.

THEN we getted to the bully stiks at last! And let me tell you that wuz the bestest thang I have ever eated in my hole life ever.

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaa

Star also abanduned her dignitee fer the bully stik.

OMG GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!!!!

Yeaaaaa sooo gooooood.....

Nom nom nom sure wish this whole thing would fit in my mouth nom nom nom

So wile we wuz chowing down on these amazing bully stiks Mummy decided to let Dubby play with the thangs wut Princess getted fer him. Those thangs wuz a tye and a skweeky futball!

I am the wowld's cutest sawawyman!!

Blue sixty foaw hut hut hut!!!

Mummy taked this chance to make sum reely cute pitchers of that awful awful Dubby to go to his adopshun place so mebbe he will be adopted. Wut do you thinks of these pitchers?

There wuz still more in the boks as we finded out after coming back frum our bully stiks! There wuz this green aleen that is now the favrite toy fer Star and Dubby to tug on.

I wiw destwoy you!!

And there wuz tennis balls wut wuz sposed to be mint but they jest tasted like delishuss to me.

Throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!

Star also liked the tennis balls very much. She made sum parts of one disapear!

Don't worry. You'll see the other half of it in about eight hours.

Yes folks thats rite Star is aktually smiling in that pitcher!!! Aieee!!!!

And last but not leest there wuz my very furst ever Jolly Ball!

At furst I wuz reluktent to play with this cause everybuddy knows pink is fer gurls. But then I thinked I should prolly be a little more open minded so I played with it jest a little bit.

The end rezult wuz not wut I ekspected. It did not stay too round.

I jest played with it a little bit I sware!!

Mummy sez that Daddy will have to make it round agin and then only Star gets to play with it frum now on. See!! I knowed it. Pink reely IS fer gurls.

Well me and Star and Dubby all say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS fer sending us all these fun toys and the bully stiks. Also Mummy would likes to say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS too cause she is sooo happy that there wuz sumthang fer us to do on this icky rainy day!

Hire Arky

Well here at my howse we dawgs follows a strikt hire arky! Everybuddy knows I am the Top Dawg. (Eksept Mummy and Daddy of corse.)

Top Dawg wants sum food plz ok thx

That duznt stop the other dawgs frum trying to git on top sumhow tho.

Queen of the Dirt Pile

Monarch assassination attempt fail.

We are not amused.

Hewwo!

Hey I am the Big Dawg here Star!!! Me not you and I--oh hey look theres my toy!! Throw it Mummy!!!!

Pffft. Please. I'm Top Dog 'round here.

The edges are a little steepew then I thowght... AIEEE!!!!

NOW who's on top?!? Cute widdle Dubby, dat's who!!

Pwease weave me up hewe untiw you are done using the vacuum.