Hewwo. Dis is Dubby!
My new fwend Buddy gave me an awawd! I am vewy happy!
HEY HOWLD THE PRESSES!
Besides this award is obveeusly ment fer me. It has my loverly gurlfrend Daisy on it! Dubby you cannot be her gurlfrend cause number wun you are jest a baby dawg and you does not know the meening of troo luv and number two unlike me you does not look jest like Daisy wich meens you is uncompatibull!
So step off my gurlfrend okay??
Wow… otay… I am not too sure what Dozew’s pwoblem is but I guess I should go befowe I get in mowe twubble!
Dubby ovew and OUT!!