Fow me?

Hewwo. Dis is Dubby!

My new fwend Buddy gave me an awawd! I am vewy happy!

This awawd is to make me feel good. And it does! I would like to dank Buddy fow dis awawd. Now if you–

HEY HOWLD THE PRESSES!

Well wut is goin on here?? Dubby this blog is called Dozer Sez not Dubby sez!! And you is gettin too much face time on MY blog. No sir this WILL NOT STAND!!

Besides this award is obveeusly ment fer me. It has my loverly gurlfrend Daisy on it! Dubby you cannot be her gurlfrend cause number wun you are jest a baby dawg and you does not know the meening of troo luv and number two unlike me you does not look jest like Daisy wich meens you is uncompatibull!

So step off my gurlfrend okay??

Wow… otay… I am not too sure what Dozew’s pwoblem is but I guess I should go befowe I get in mowe twubble!

Befowe I go I would wike to pass this awawd to these fwends: Leila and Quizz, Pwincess, and the Bully Bwats!

Dubby ovew and OUT!!

Awards and More Awards

Well I have bin colekting awards fer no obveeus reesun eksept that I am cleerly a adorabull dawg wut everybuddy luvs. It cannot be cause of my blog cause my Mummy has bin neglekting me badly in this regard. She keeps wining bout too much werk and blah blah blah nobuddy cares!! Ennyways oh yes I am shore these awards are also cause of my luvving and konserned attitood toward all my frends!!

First is this fine award frum my luv Daisy the Pink Pit Bull wut is indeed sumwut pink tho I am afrade she is not kwite as pink as our icky foster dawg (or mebbe pig I am not shore) Dubby. However she is much much more loverly.

Well Ill be darned this is wun smart award!! How did it know that dawg bones and Daisy Dawgs are both my choise?? The only thang it fergitted bout wuz Kong Balls! Now this award does not come with enny rools eksept I should kreddit Purple Hatter fer the deezine. I git to pass it out to whoever I want! I will haves to think bout that fer a wile… and treshure my preshus award all to myselfs.

Now we come to the Oops I Ate It Award! This is frum my pal Dennis the Viszla with suport from Tucker.

OK this is not reely an award it is a meem and the rooles say I am sposed to tell you bout food thangs I have steeled. Well as menny of you may know I am not too good at steeling foodstuffs.

You mite remember this pitcher frum a wile ago. It wuz sum foodies that Mummy leaved on the tabull fer hours wile she wuz not at home. I did not eat it.

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

You mite also remember this pitcher. This is ware my foodies is keeped: on the floor ware I could jest git rite in it if I wanted. But I do not.

I does not eat foodies that is not in my bowl. Not even when the bag is open and nobuddy is homes.

Beleeve it or not even Star does not steel foodies. I am not shore how she keeps her butt so fat without steeling but she does it sumhow!!

However there is sumone in our howse that DOES steel foodies and you may remember this pitcher!! Thats rite its DADDY and hes steeling MY foodies!! Or at leest he is faking it ennyways. Shame on you Daddy!!

Sheesh Daddy yer embarasing me get yer own bowl!

Now lets find out bout the notty eating habits of these fine bloggers!!

1. Bobo and Meja
2. The Prairie Dogs
3. Jack and Maggie
4. Brownie

Okay now the nekst award is frum Princess the Pit Bull!

Awww isnt that sweet she is showing me luv!! I hopes Daisy doesnt git jellus!! Hey wate a sekund Princess sez this award is fer STAR!! Wut!??

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star. Thanks, Princess, for this wonderful award. I do indeed show the love whereever there is love to be shown!!

Here are some rules that came with the award:

Put the award on your blog and link to who gave it to you.

Give a nod to Purple Hatter who made the award

Share a picture or story of how you ‘Showed Some Love’ lately

Give the award to at least 5 (or more) of your blogging buddies who you believe have showed some love and ask them to share their picture or story too!!

So, here is the picture of me sharing the love with Dozer and Dubby. It’s a three-way love-a-thon! A “love triangle,” you might say.

And here are five lovely, loving blog buddies who deserve this award!

1. Honey the Great Dane
2. Addie, Lucie, and Hailey
3. Quizz
4. Gus and Waldo
5. Woodrow, Sweetie, and MJ

Bootyfull Dreem

Well my luv Daisy gived me an award called Yer Blog is a Dreem award!

The award is in wun of those funny langueges I does not know but I am tolled that it sez my blog is a dreem. I shore hopes it is a good dreem and not wun of those dreems where I am being chased by thangs!!

The roolz of this award is that I have to gives you seven of my booty sekrets! You mite think this is eazy but it is acktually very hard cause I am natcherally bootyfull and therefores I does not have menny sekrets. But here are seven anyways:

1. Eat all yer foodies every day to maintain a loverly figgur.
2. If yer furs is not shiny then you must lick it over and over and over.
3. Keep yer nales trimmed by chewing on thems.
4. Ear cleening is best done by yer roommates tongue.
5. Yer behind is never gonna be cleen but that shouldnt stop you from licking it anyways. Espeshully during yer Mummy and Daddys dinnertime.
6. Bad stinks can be removed by rubbing yerself on the car pet.
7. Bumps lumps and skars add to yer misteeke and therefore make you more bootyfull.

Now I will pass this award on to seven other dawg wut have dreemy blogs:

1. Addie, Lucie, and Hailey
2. Gus and Waldo
3. Honey
4. Brownie
5. Woodrow, Sweetie, and MJ
6. Gus and Gracie
7. Dobby

And now in honor of this award here is a pitcher of me dreeming. I am not shore why I wuz sleeping like this but it shore gived me a hedake!

Never Give Up!

Well my pal Dennis gived me an award that he maked himself.

I am very pleesed to have this award. It is the Never Give Up Award.

Dennis gived it to me cause I am in a pathetik state rite now wut with my leg being kinda messed up.

Dont worry everybuddy I will not give up!! Despite my handycap I still werk very hard every day wining and moaning and carrying on until I gets my way or a bunch of treets wichever comes furst.

I am not giving up on that jiant bone neither. I am shore I will eat the hole thang wun of these days.

The bone comes with me when I go out to potty. So Star cannot steel it.

Awards even tho I am bedridden

Well dang my pals shore are nice! I getted sum awards in the last few days even tho I have not done nothing intresting doo to my leg owie.

I am very sad that I cannot take my reeders on a VIP Tour of My House cause I cannot even walk in the house. And I cannot show you My New Toy cause I have not getted enny new toys cause most of my toys are the type that you run and play with and I cannot do that. And I have not done nothing mischeeveus or pathetik or funny cause I have not done NOTHING AT ALL!!! AIYEEE!!! I am gonna go crazies with boredum.

Anyways lets get to the awards.

First frum my beluved Daisy the loverly pink pit bull we have this award wich looks like a Ladybug. This is apropriate cause Daisy is a lady and how!!!

The award is also aparently a pie. However Daisy is not a pie so I am not gonna say nuthing more bout that.

So basicaly per the award I am sposed to pick my top 10 favs which I reckon meens my ten favrite blogs! Now seeing as how I am a dawg and I cannot reed nor count nor put thangs in order of prefrence unless it is a food or toy this is basikally an imposibull task but I will atempt it ennyways. And yes I know I know sum of these fine blog dawgs have alreddy getted this award but it is not my falt that sumone else also thinked they are a top ten blog!! Also these are not in enny partikular order.

1. Daisy my love’s blog
2. Dennis’s blog
3. Addie and Lucie and Hailey’s blog
4. Honey’s blog
5. Mina and Celeste’s blog
6. Nigel and Sola and Truffles’s blog
7. Daisy the cat’s blog
8. Gus and Waldo’s blog
9. Brownie’s blog
10. Dobby’s blog

The next award wich I getted fer doing nuthing is the Sugar Sweetest Blog Award frum Dennis. This is a very colorfull award isnt it!

Dennis I jest want you to know that you have 85 pounds of brawn backing you up when you lonch yer atak on the ninja hedjehogs. Asuming you wate six to eight weeks cause I cannot walk until then. I have a bone to pick with them hedjehogs. No pun intended.

This award duz not come with enny roolz like how menny dawgs to pass it out to. However I am gonna gives it to a couple sweet dawgs anyways. Cause I am finally lerning to share. A little bit.

1. Princess the pit bull cause well princesses ware crowns jest like Sugar is waring a crown
2. Tank the pit bull cause he is afeared of swimming and thats prolly cause he is made of sugar and will melt in water
3. Trooper cause he has a sweet life and goes hiking in mountens a lot

Well anyways even tho I am not doing nothing lately my Mummy wuz nice enuff to take me outsides fer a little sun today. I am alowed to sit outside fer a short time as long as I does not walk around ekcept if I need to do sum bizness.

As you kin see frum the pitcher it is getting very hot outsides. All the grass is nearly ded alreddy. Mummy only lets me be outsides fer a few minnits cause she is afeared my nekkid leg is gonna git burned!

Awards for Me, Star!

Hi everyone! It’s me, Star!

Today Dozer is a little… um… overmedicated. So I’m going to borrow his blog to graciously receive and pass out some awards AND show you some pictures of a meetup I went to a little while ago!

Our first award is the International Bloggers Community award from Trooper!

Here are the rules attached to this award:

1. Link the person who tagged you.
2. Copy the image above, the rules and the questionnaire in this post.
3. Post this in one or all of your blogs.
4. Answer the four questions following these Rules.
5. Recruit at least seven (7) friends on your Blog Roll by sharing this with them.
6. Come back to BLoGGiSTa iNFo CoRNeR (PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE THIS LINK) at http://bloggistame.blogspot.com and leave the URL of your Post in order for you/your Blog to be added to the Master List.
7. Have Fun!

Questions & Your Answers:

1. The person who tagged you: Trooper
2. His/her site’s title and url: Travels With Trooper at http://troopy-doop.blogspot.com
3. Date when you were tagged: May 16, 2009
4. Persons you tagged:

Bully Breed Buddies
Honey the Great Dane
Dobby the Chihuahua
Tank the Pit Bull
The Prairie Dogs (all of them)

There, I’m pretty sure that’s seven.

All right, the next award is the Kreativ Blogger award from Patrick and Jackson!

The rules for this award are:

1. Post it to the blog and link to who gave it to you.
2. List seven things you love.
3. List seven blogs you love.
4. Comment on those blogs and let them know you’ve given them the award.

My heavens, seven seems to be some sort of magical number!

Now, Dozer has done this award already, so I guess it’s my turn to tell you my seven favorite things. They are…

1. DOGS!!!
2. SUN!!!
3. CHICKENS!!! (Specifically eating them)
4. WALKS!!!
5. GOING PLACES!!!
6. SLEEPING!!!
7. PARK!!!

So there you have it. All right, here are the seven blogs that get to do this, possibly for the second time!

1. Princess the Pit Bull
2. Bobo and Meja the Shar Peis
3. Tuffy
4. Mina and Celeste
5. Quizz
6. Gus and Waldo
7. Trinity the Pit Bull
8. Two Hounds and a Manx

Okay, let’s face it… I don’t know how to count.

Now here are the photos from the meetup I went to last week… I behaved myself pretty well.

Here is me and the Lady sitting in the shade.

I am participating in an important conversation. And my shirt is cute, too!

The Lady says nowadays I am a lot happier-looking than I was when I first came to live with her.

I Getted Sumone Elses Award

Well my luv Daisy gived me a very colorful award. It used to be sumone named Neno’s award but now it is mine all mine ha ha ha ha!!

I am not too shore why Mummy sighs and shakes her hed when I sez that. But anyways it is mine. However I cannot eskape the rools these awards come with! And here they are:

*As a dedication for those who love blogging activity and love to encourage friendships through blogging.
*To seek the reason why we all love blogging.
*Put the award in one post as soon as you receive it.
*Don’t forget to mention the person who gives you the award.
*Answer the Award’s question by writing the reason why you love blogging.
*Tag and distribute the Award to as many people as you like.
*Don’t forget to notify the Award receivers and put their links in your post

Okay so I have to anser the kweshun which is why does I luv to blog? Well that anser is easy! Obveeusly it is so I kin becomes famus and make munny and get treets!

Now Mummy is shaking her hed agin. Wuts the matter Mummy does you have a headake?

Now on to the part where I gives this award to sum frends. I am still confoosed about this sharing thang. Is the award mine or am I giving it to sumone else?? Mummy sez both but how is that posible?!?

Anyways here we go. As a bit of a challenje I will list them in alfabetikal order!

• Addie and Lucie
• Bobo and Meja
• Gus and Waldo
• Honey
• Inara

Okay so here it is the thang you have all been wating for my adorabull pitcher!!

WOW hey that is not an adorabull pitcher it looks like I wuz in the middle of sneezing or sumthang. Mummy why does you insist on posting these embarasing pitchers of me??

How to Stay Cool Wen It Is Hot

Well my pal Dennis is helping me stay cool this summer. He gived me this Fan Award!

As you kin see this Fan is cordless so I kin takes it outsides with me when I want to play ball. It is also very pink wich I feel is apropriate because I am a very white and pink dawg. It is not gurly!!!

Also it reminds me of my luv Daisy the pink pit bull cause it is pink and cool. Fer this reeson I wanted to pass this award to Daisy but Dennis alreddy did that! I also wanted to gives it to Dennis cause it is troo that I am a fan of his blog but Mummy sez I cannot give it rite back.

So I am gonna give it to sum other peeple and dawgs wut have sum darn good blogs!

• Mina and Celeste
• Bobo and Meja
• Princess
• Tank

Okay now if you will ekscoose me I have to go take sum pitchers of my bedroom fer Daisy. I mean fer a meme Daisy sended to me.

Fer Me?? Anuther Award

Well I am jest swimming in awards now cause my pal Dennis gived me anuther award. This time he gived me an award with a name I cannot spell too good. It is in anuther langwage I thinks. So I shore hope it is a nice award and not the kind that sez sumthang silly only I wont know it.

Now you may be saying hey Dozer you know its kinda crazy that a dawg can even type and talk in English at all! So why not enny other langwage? Well I will tell you. It is because my Mummy speeks English and that is all she sez ennythang to me in so that is all I lerned.

Mummy also speeks a little Spannish because she calls Daddy a idioto. Daddy speeks sum Spannish too cause he unnerstands wut she is saying. And Mummy knows a little Japanees too cause she took sum skool classes but Daddy only knows the words to that song Domo Arigatto Mister Robato.

Anyways I guess this award is mebbe in Irish or Italyan or sumthang.

Here is the rools wut come with it cause fer sum reeson blog awards always come with rools:

The award states that “This blog invests and believes in PROXIMITY – nearness in space, time, and relationships!”

In other words, “These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.”

Well hey thats purty nice but alas it is based on a lye cause everybuddy knows I am jest here fer the prizes and self agra… aggran… wut is that werd ennyways?? Also I dont like to share and I dont reely like other dawgs face to face so the whole part bout finding and being frends is kinda a lye too.

But yes it is very troo that my blog is charming and also I agree peeple should gives me more atenshun. It is my dreem that one day my blog will be famus and I will get a moovee deel and I will be on TV and that will get me lots of treets and an endless supply of Kong balls!!!

So ennyways here are ate bloggers wut deserve this fine award and have to follow the rools hahahaha!!

1. Daisy the dawg of corse cause she is my girlfrend
2. Daisy the kitty cause she is charming in her outfits
3. Tank cause he is my newest frend and he is writing bout frend week this week!
4. Quizz cause he is a good pal of mine
5. Trooper cause mebbe he can rap himself up in this award to stay warm in all that snow
6. Bobo and Meja cause they are so proximidad that they even look the same
7. Honey cause she lives so far away frum me that its almost ironik to give her this award
8. Gus and Waldo but not cause they gived me an award. No that has nuthing to do with it.

Of corse no post is compleet without an adorabull pitcher of me!

One of my Easter pitcher outtakes!

I am the gratest

Well Mummy finally letted me open that misterius packaje frum Gus and Waldo todays and let me tell you there wuz sum amazing stuffs in there!

It wuz indeed my award frum the Tricks and Treets contest but that wuz not all that wuz in there!! Here I will show you the wunders wut wuz inside the boks.

Step 1 open boks

Step 2 ignore Daddy who is showing off my award cause there is yummy thangs in boks lets get on with it alreddy!

Okay okay wut have we here??

 

These treet thangs have come out of the boks yummmm!!

 

Well this is a bit odd there wuz bubbles in the boks and Daddy is getting them all over me!

Star wuz it YOU that won the award?? I dont think so! So stay aways frum my new skwirel toy.

Okay time fer an adorabull pose with all the thangs wut wuz in the boks!

Thanks Gus and Waldo fer the grate award and treets and the toy and the glory of it all!!

Now you may be wundering hey Dozer where are you that room shore looks cleen and kinda empty. Yes it is my Daddys office and it IS cleen and empty! You will never gess why there is nuthing in it ennymore but I will tell you why tomorrows so look forwards to it!