Well my luv Daisy gived me an award called Yer Blog is a Dreem award!
The award is in wun of those funny langueges I does not know but I am tolled that it sez my blog is a dreem. I shore hopes it is a good dreem and not wun of those dreems where I am being chased by thangs!!
The roolz of this award is that I have to gives you seven of my booty sekrets! You mite think this is eazy but it is acktually very hard cause I am natcherally bootyfull and therefores I does not have menny sekrets. But here are seven anyways:
- Eat all yer foodies every day to maintain a loverly figgur.
- If yer furs is not shiny then you must lick it over and over and over.
- Keep yer nales trimmed by chewing on thems.
- Ear cleening is best done by yer roommates tongue.
- Yer behind is never gonna be cleen but that shouldnt stop you from licking it anyways. Espeshully during yer Mummy and Daddys dinnertime.
- Bad stinks can be removed by rubbing yerself on the car pet.
- Bumps lumps and skars add to yer misteeke and therefore make you more bootyfull.
Now I will pass this award on to seven other dawg wut have dreemy blogs:
And now in honor of this award here is a pitcher of me dreeming. I am not shore why I wuz sleeping like this but it shore gived me a hedake!