Well here is a pitcher nobuddy wants to see.
No thats not a wurm or a snake on the grownd that is jest sum string frum our Rope Toy.
If you are confoozed why this pitcher is bad then look a little closer.
I am standing on my tip toe! I am hopping around today like a bunny and Mummy is very very upset.
This is the same leggie that I hads a big surjuree on that costed lots of munny and made me cooped insides the howse almost all the time.
The v-e-t jest sed a little wile ago that I wuz all better but Mummy still wuz not letting me play fetch at all. So she thinks it is a big mistery how I have hurted my leg agin. And I am not telling.
Tomorrow I am going to the v-e-t fer an allerjee test and also fer those peeples to see wut is wrong with my leggie.
I thinks this is enuff bad nooz fer the day so to cheer you up I am gonna show you a pitcher that wuz recently diskovered of myself wen I wuz a teenage dawg!
This is me wen I wuz not kwite three yeers old. It wuz in 2003. And hey look its Old Lady Dawg too! She wuz only like five in this pitcher.
Now be shore to stay tooned cause I have a speshull treet fer you coming soon! Since I am gonna judje the Kyutest Costoom over at Daisys Costoom Contest I thinks I should prove that I am the dawg fer the job. So prepare yerself now fer the kyutest pitchers you ever seened!!