Rainy Day Pakaje!!

Well today I getted a misterius pakaje in the male. But it did not stay misterius fer long! Mummy sed it is frum our loverly frend Princess the Pit Bull!

Dang its a big box!!

Dang its a big box!!

It wuz good timing cause today it wuz very very rainy outsides and we could not go out. Also SUMBUDDY has been eating up all our toys and treets so I wuz reely hoping mebbe there would be sumthang fun in this pakaje.

Eh? I fewt wike someone was bwaming me for somefing just now.

Eh? I fewt wike someone was bwaming me for somefing just now.

I wanted to open the boks but Mummy sed no Dozer let me do it this time cause I have a feeling you will be having enuff fun with the stuff insides the boks and I want to have a little fun myself. So I letted her open the boks.

Princess gived us this nice letter inside the boks. Holy moley I getted so eksited wile Mummy wuz reeding the letter cause obveeusly there wuz a ton of stuff in that boks!!

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Well Princess is rite I have never had a bully stik before! Princess wuz very nice to send me a pitcher of her eating a bully stik so I would know how to do it. I sampulled the pitcher a little bit but Mummy sed I must lern by looking not by doing.

It duz not tayst like a bully stik...

It duz not tayst like a bully stik...

Mummy wuz gonna start showing me all the goodys in the boks but I jest could not pay atenshun. I smelled that bully stik!!! So she sed okay we could have the bully stiks.

But FURST she sawed these bandanas. Now let me tell you most of our bandanas are purty stoopid looking. But these wuz sum reel nice bandanas!! She sed bandanas furst then bully stiks so we sed okay okay.

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Here is mine. It is bloo and I think it looks very manly. Also it sez woof wich is wut I do!

This is my Gee Cue shot!!

This is my Gee Cue shot!!

Princess piked out a very nice bandana fer Star and gess wut it is pink fer a gurl and it has stars fer Star! It sez Miss USA and I am shore that is cause she wins the Big Butt Contest every yeer.

Ah! I am a Lady.

Ah! I am a Lady.

THEN we getted to the bully stiks at last! And let me tell you that wuz the bestest thang I have ever eated in my hole life ever.

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaa

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaa

Star also abanduned her dignitee fer the bully stik.

OMG GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!!!!

OMG GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!!!!

Yeaaaaa sooo gooooood.....

Yeaaaaa sooo gooooood.....

Nom nom nom sure wish this whole thing would fit in my mouth nom nom nom

Nom nom nom sure wish this whole thing would fit in my mouth nom nom nom

So wile we wuz chowing down on these amazing bully stiks Mummy decided to let Dubby play with the thangs wut Princess getted fer him. Those thangs wuz a tye and a skweeky futball!

I am the wowld's cutest sawawyman!!

I am the wowld's cutest sawawyman!!

Blue sixty foaw hut hut hut!!!

Blue sixty foaw hut hut hut!!!

IMG_0333smallerIMG_0327smallerMummy taked this chance to make sum reely cute pitchers of that awful awful Dubby to go to his adopshun place so mebbe he will be adopted. Wut do you thinks of these pitchers?

There wuz still more in the boks as we finded out after coming back frum our bully stiks! There wuz this green aleen that is now the favrite toy fer Star and Dubby to tug on.

I wiw destwoy you!!

I wiw destwoy you!!

And there wuz tennis balls wut wuz sposed to be mint but they jest tasted like delishuss to me.

Throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!

Throw it throw it throw it throw it!!!

Star also liked the tennis balls very much. She made sum parts of one disapear!

Don't worry. You'll see the other half of it in about eight hours.

Don't worry. You'll see the other half of it in about eight hours.

Yes folks thats rite Star is aktually smiling in that pitcher!!! Aieee!!!!

And last but not leest there wuz my very furst ever Jolly Ball!

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At furst I wuz reluktent to play with this cause everybuddy knows pink is fer gurls. But then I thinked I should prolly be a little more open minded so I played with it jest a little bit.

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The end rezult wuz not wut I ekspected. It did not stay too round.

I jest played with it a little bit I sware!!

I jest played with it a little bit I sware!!

Mummy sez that Daddy will have to make it round agin and then only Star gets to play with it frum now on. See!! I knowed it. Pink reely IS fer gurls.

Well me and Star and Dubby all say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS fer sending us all these fun toys and the bully stiks. Also Mummy would likes to say THANKS YOU VERY MUCH PRINCESS too cause she is sooo happy that there wuz sumthang fer us to do on this icky rainy day!

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13 Responses

  1. I’m glad your package came on a day you needed it since you were stuck inside. It’s been raining here in Dallas a lot too, so I know how you feel! You’re bandannas look awesome on ya’ll! And I’m glad you liked the bully sticks!! I like Star’s crazy give it to me face, it made momma laugh a lot!

    ~Princess

  2. Hi Dozer and Star…I saw you on Dobby’s blog…you guys are funny…you are lucky to get such a great present on a rainy day. See you around.
    Wags and Wiggles
    Draco

  3. Princess is a very kind friend to pick out such great presents for you all.

  4. That shore was nice of Princess the Pit Bull to send yoo and Star and Dubby a boks of fun toys and deelishus treets. If yoo liked the bully stiks, then yoo shood ask yer mummy to visit bestbullysticks.com and git yoo sum moo tubes. My Mummy sez that moo tubes are gud fer dawgs becuz they have lots of glue-cose-a-mine, wutever that iz. I jest know they are very tastee.

  5. What pawesome pressies Dozer!!! I love your new bandana!!

    Smileys!
    Dory

  6. Boy are you guys lucky dogs! Bully sticks, toys and everything.

    Miss Star, may I say that you look very fetching in your lovely bandana. Princess has good taste.

    Your Friend Quizz

  7. hello dozer its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow princess shoor sent yoo sum gud loot all rite!!! just luk at the shok and wunder on stars fayse wen she gits her bully stik!!! and i like dubbys littel tie but duz this meen he is going to joyn korprit amerika or sumthing??? if so maybe he wood like to come and work for me in my pig powders plant!!! ok bye

  8. Dozer thats alot of lot! I think Princess might me making a move on you, I may have to have a bark at her! You do look very handsome in your new bandana! Oh and the same things happens to me when I play with Jolly balls, I don’t think they are as Jolly as they say they are.

  9. Wow! That is really the most amazing package ever!! I am so jealous! I also have never had a bully stick although I have seen a lot of my American doggie friends enjoying them on their blogs – those you got were just enormous! What were they – “ele-sticks”?? 😛

    Dubby just gets cuter by the day! LOVED the photo of him in his neck tie – those are just the best adoption pictures. If he doesn’t get adopted in an instant with THOSE pictures, I’ll be really surprised!

    And lastly – oooh – LOVE your new bandanas. I’m a bit of a bandana coinnoiseur myself, although I always have to get the human ones coz dog ones are too small on me…but they’re never in those bright beautiful colours like yours!

    Slobbers,
    Honey the Great Dane

  10. what a great package! Dozer and star, you look great in your bandanas! Dubby, you are the cutest thing EVER!!!! we love your pictures and hope you find your furever home soon!

  11. Coool! Shadow was wondering if maybe she could win 2nd place for biggest butt? Because she lost it for a lil bit after her surgery but she sure did grow it back fast! We’re so happy you got to have so much fun! I love the alien toy!!! This definately brightened up another day at work 🙂

  12. Oh and with that tie and beautiful pics there’s no way Dubby won’t get adopted!

  13. OMD what a wonderful gift you received!!!

    LOVE the pix with all your new neck wear!!

    You are the luckiest dog!!

    Chasing my tale…
    Addie, Lucie, and Hailey

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