Kyute Overlode!!

Well jest a warning before you git to the pitchers that these mite be waaaay too kyute fer sum viewers. If you are very sensitive to kyute pleeze leeve the blog now!! This post is so kyute it crashed my blog three times!!

Now seeing as how I am the judje for Most Kyute Costoom in Daisys Costoom Contest I feeled that I should reashure sum of you who mite be thinking hey Dozer you is nine yeers old! You is an old old dawg and you is grumpy and you does not even like other dawgs fer that matter. Wut makes you kwalified fer this very challenjing job??

Okay that is a very fare kweshun!

Furst I have been persunally certifyed kyute since I wuz a little baby dawg. Jest look at this evidense!

Baby dawg Dozer!!

Oh so kyute baby dawg Dozer! With bonus Old Lady Dawg!

So kyute you jest wanna cuddle me!!

Even kyute in outer space ware no wun kin heer you say Awwww!!

Sekund I am a very good judje of other dawgs kyuteness or lack thereuv!

Toy steeling bed hogging foster dawg Mack wuz not kyute.

Daddys luv steeling bed hogging foster dawg Puppy wuz not kyute.

Foster dawg Elvis wuz not kyute and no bow tye kin ever change that!

Foster dawg Duke wuz jest plane uglee.

Foster dawg Lucy aka Kween of Drool mite have bin a little kyute but that wuz all she had goin fer her.

And well we all knows Titan wuz the foster dawg frum Hell and I dont think kyute dawgs come frum Hell.

Even I am not at my kyutest here. I look skary but reely I am jest sneezing!!

Oh look its me rite after the sneeze and gosh I am sooo kyute!

And of corse theres the loverly Daisy plus sum Kongs! Very kyute!!

Well hopefully that reshures sum peeple that I reely does know wut is kyute and wut is not!

I am shore there are still detraktors out there so I will proves myself a good judje of kyute wunce and fer all.

WARNING — VERY VERY KYUTE — WARNING

Pleeze view this pitcher on a empty stomak cause it is soooo sickeningly kyute you mite throwed up!!

My Git Well Prezent frum Daisy!

Well yesterday I getted anuther pakaje and gess wut! It wuz frum my luv Daisy!

I wuz so eksited Mummy had trubble taking pitchers. Well geeze Mummy who cares bout pitchers jest open the boks alreddy!!!!

I will help you open it faster Mummy.

Daisy writed me a real nice letter that made me blush jest a little bit when Mummy red it to me.

I cannot reed it but it smells reel nice.

Inside the boks wuz sum reely yummy treets that I have never had before called Claudias Canine Cuisine Cookies. They comed in a box and the rapper sed I Am Luved Uncondishunally!!! Oh my Daisy I am blushing even more now.

Honestly Mummy how does you funcshun?? Let me help you with this.

Enuff looking. Gimme!!!

Thanks you.

Wunce agin Star rooined my party.

Yoink!

Yummers.

I wuld have been happy with jest the treets but Daisy had anuther suprize in the boks!!

It wuz a PIG BALL THAT SKWEEKS!!

Wow Daisy reely is my gurlfrend cause she knows eksactly wut I like. Plus this pig wuz pink so it reminded me of her. I falled in luv with it.

Pleeze put treet and pig in mouth at same time ok thanx.

And Star rooined my party agin.

YOINK!!!

I am not shore wether Mummy wuz sticking up fer me or wether she wuz mad that Star stomped on her foot wile comitting her evel crime but regardless of the reeson Mummy tolled Star that Pig Toy wuz MINE. Thanks Mummy.

In yer face Star.

And wile I wuz still enjoying my Pig Toy and delishus treets Mummy pulled out anuther thang frum the boks. It wuz BLING!!

This blak bone with dimonds will be perfekt on my new collar!

Wow I have never had bling before! Mummy sed she would put it on my collar as soon as she could.

Deer Daisy thanks you so much fer these grate prezents. I cannot promiss to treshure them always cause I thinks the treets wuld not last ferever and the Pig Toy is alreddy missing an ear NOT MY FAULT but I will try to treshure them fer as long as reesonable. And I reckon the bling will stay around fer a long time if Mummy has any thang to say bout it. Luv Dozer.

Late Valentine

Well Daisy asked me to be her Valentine and gosh I wuz so surprised! Daisy is a beutifull pit bull what looks jest like me so of course I likes her almost as much as I likes myself.

Besides she is adorabull like me and also she is smart and very nice too. I wish I could be as nice as her but Mummy sez I am beyond all hope whatever that means.

So anyways I made this Valentine fer Daisy. I hope she doesnt mind it is kinda late!