Happy Birfday to ME!

Well hi everybuddy gess wut this munth is?? It is my birfday!

Oooh! A speshull birfday hat fer me!

I am now TIN yeers old. TIN is a very very Big Number wich is perfekt cause I am a very very Big Dawg!

Fer my birfday Mummy mades me a very speshull birfday cake. She sed Dozer I wanted to makes you a reel cake but you cannot eat those kinds of foodies cause of yer alerjees.

So my speshull cake is mades of carits punkin and green beens!

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme

Nom nom nom!!

Star getted sum too even tho it wuz not her birfday.

Gross, what are these green things in here?

Nobuddy noes wen her birfday is or even how menny yeers she is. But Mummy sez we will give her a speshull cake on the day called Gotcha Day wich fer Star is in the cold winter times.

Get this off of me. Please. Now.