Well I goed to the v-e-t the other day and gess wut? My teared up leg wut had surjeree is ALL BETTERS!!
The v-e-t sez I am 90 pounds. That is a little bit fat fer me. It is not my falt! I jest spended the last too munths doing NUTHIN!!
Mummy sez I still have to be reel calm and not run around fer a wile. I must go on nice calm short walkies.
But it is okay cause all my toy balls are all coming backs at last!! Now I kin put sum reel spirit into my wining and groneing and karrying on!
But the bad nooz is that I have gotten sumthang called a staff infekshun frum my allerjees. I haves a big rash on my tummy and between my toes.
Now I did not even knows that I had a staff so I gess that jest shows wut a terribull job my staff is doing. I meen why isnt my staff bringing me toys and treets and wating on me hand and paw?? Wut am I paying them fer ennyways?!? And am I even paying them??
The v-e-t gived me sum pills to take fer to git rid of the staff but franklee I does not think I needs them pills. HEY STAFF YER FIRED!!! There that should take kare of the staff rite?
However Mummy sez that she has spended way too much munnys on my allerjees so she is gonna get me an allerjee test and then sum allerjee shots! Hey wut a grate idea Mummy. Im almost nine yeers old and NOW you decide to deel with my allerjees?!?
Wutever. I am too bizzy rite now to care bout silly thangs like allerjees.