Well my pal Tucker tagged me fer a meme called Seven Reesuns Why I Am Awsum. Aktually it is not called that but I figger if it has a titul like that then I does not have to eksplane the rools rite?
So without enny further ado here are my seven reesuns:
- I have a blak belt in Pathetik Face.
- I am always a Very Good Dawg.
- I am Very Good despite the temtashuns that my evel roommate Star sets before me.
- I have a wikkid skar on my leg frum fiting off a lejion of ninja hedjhogs or so I am tolled (I dont remember cause I thinks I wuz beserking at the time).
- I keeps the maleman frum braking into our howse by barking reel loud. But the pitza guy is welcom enny time!!
- My sooper cool nikname in ajility wuz “TunnelBuster.” Gess why I does not do ajility ennymore.
- The most importent reeson of all: My Mummy sez so.
Okay now of corse I have to pass this meme on to seven of my pals so I will choose these seven pals in randum order:
- Addie and Lucie and Hailey
- Mina and/or Celeste
- Woodrow, Sweetie, and MJ
- Enny or all of the Prairie Dogs
Okay now lets see if Mummy has taked enny cute pitchers of me lately…
Oh well aktually this wun is a slitely blurry pitcher of me rite before I kinda barfed a little in my mouth and I thinks it is posibull I wuz drunked.
You see I wuz not having a good day cause wen I wuz outsides I stepped in sum dawg poo prolly Stars that evel dawg and Mummy wuz mad cause I did not notiss and I walked in the howse and then I had to have my feets bathed by Angry Mummy.
Then after that I goed back outsides and finded a delishuss froot on the grownd called a cantalope and I eated an awful lot of it but it turned out that cantalope wuz a bit rotty. So I camed back in the howse with oranje stikky feets and an upsetted tummy and Angry Mummy had to bath my feets agin!
And after that cause I wuz not feeling good then wen Star getted all happy and dancey in my face bout sumthang stoopid I gived her the bitey face and tolled her off cause she is TOO DANG CHEERFULL and fer sum reeson that did not sit well with Mummy and I had to go to Time Out where I could sober up a bit.
But all of that does not cancel out the number 2 reeson why I am awsum.