Well I had a bug bite or sumthang on my footie and Mummy tolled me not to lick it but then she catched me licking it. It mite have been a bit bleedy by then. Ok mebbe a lot bleedy.
But I thinks Mummys reakshun wuz waaaay too seveer.
She sed sumthang like she shore as heck wuznt gonna take me to the v-e-t agin fer sum infekted bug bite so I have to ware the cone until the bite is all gone. Geeze Mummy wuts the big deel its not like youve spended all yer munny on the v-e-t I meen you had enuff munny to buy me sum foodies jest the other day!
Anyways I have finded a good use fer this Cone wich is to amplify my Pathetik Face Attak!
Hmm um yeah that mite be a bit of drool there on the cone but that shuld jest make me even more pathetik rite?? Yes!!
I am shore this will crush Mummys hart of stone once and fer all. First the Milkbone boks then the wurld!!!