Well hi there and welcome to anuther riviting episode of My New Toy!!
Mummy recently bringed home this fine new toy: Bone Toy!
I have never had a Bone Toy before cause I have bad alerjies to most thangs wut are not my speshul dawg food. But since I am having alerjies alreddy and I am on sum alerjie medisin too Mummy thinked it is prolly not a big deel. Besides this bone is very natcheral and not preservatived.
But beleeve it or not I did not reely like this Bone Toy at first.
So Mummy gived the Bone Toy to Star. OH THE OUTRAJE!!! OH THE INJUSTISS!!!
Wen I sawed that Star wuz eating MY Bone Toy I wuz very upset. So after a wile Mummy gived it back to me.
It is a reel bone so at first I thinked it wuz reely a treet. Cause you are sposed to eat treets but you are not sposed to eat toys. Most bones I eat but this bone was NOT possible to eat!!
Yep thats rite folks take it frum me sumtimes a bone is not a treet it is a TOY!
Mummy sez she is pleezed at how kwiet I am now that I am spending all my time chewing on Bone Toy. It is troo I am very amused by Bone Toy but I still wish I could go outsides and play fetch!