Hi everyone, it’s me, Star!
While Dozer spent the weekend trapped in a closet (oh, my love, I miss you so!), I got to go on a glorious adventure. The Man and the Lady took me to a ginormous park where I could run around without a leash. There were lots of other dogs there too!!
Yes, it turned out this walk was a trap! The Man and the Lady had taken me to an island surrounded by WATER!! I knew something was up when every dog I met was dripping and panting.
When we finally reached the water, oh, the horror!!! There were dogs splashing around and being forced to swim out into a huge body of water in pursuit of tennis balls thrown by their cruel masters. Sure, the dogs looked like they were having fun, but I’m sure they were brainwashed. No pun intended.
I would have none of it.
Despite my attempts at escape, I was unceremoniously dumped in the water by the Man, while the Lady mocked me from dry land.
We finally left that place, which I admit was fun, except for the part where I had to swim.
I thought we were going back home, but instead we went to a mysterious house that smelled terrible. The Man talked extensively to a Stranger about “remodeling” it while the Lady frowned and reminded the Man about something called “priorities.” I suppose that may have something to do with the “remodeling” that is not happening to the place where I live.
The Lady would like me to add that Dozer is doing very well and his leg already looks 100 percent better than it did a few days ago. So thank you everyone for sending your nice thoughts and wishes to him!