Well today I getted catched on the peeple bed! This is not a place fer dawgs ekcept when Mummy sez it is okay.
Nacherally I did not want to get off the peeple bed. It wuz comfy!!! So I thinked I mite use my speshull abilitee: Pathetik Face!! Mebbe this will get me off the hook.
I am very out of praktiss with Pathetik Face as you kin see. It did not work so good. So I tryed my next taktik: I Am Hurted!!
Mummy still did not seem convinsed. So I had to try my next taktik: I Am Sickies!!
This partikular taktik did not werk at all! So I tryed sumthang very very desperate: I Am Invisible!
Finally I reelized there is only wun last opshun: Blame Star.