Well good gravy I leeve my blog alone fer like wut a few days and Star is spreding crazy rumers about us. No sir this will not stand.
Let me make it cleer I am not in luv with the evil Star. I think it is obveeus to everybuddy wut knows me that I find Stars posishun on thangs like stuffy destrukshun and treet disperzal and frendliness to dawgs to be irreconsilabull with my own posishuns on those matters.
Our relashunship would never last. I thinks only Star is obliviuss to this fakt.
Besides I alreddy have Daisy who is the bestest dawg ever cause she looks jest like me and I am awesum so Daisy must be jest as awesum and possibly awesummer cause she can write blogs a bit better than me. Also I have never meeted Daisy so it werks out grate since I am not a big fan of dawgs that I meet.
Okay so I hope that cleers thangs up a bit. I am gonna have to figger out how to keep Star offa my blog sheesh.