Well wonder of wonders Mummy finally reelized the dawg beds wuz painfully inaddequite fer two big dawgs so she went out and getted us a reel… hey wait jest one sekund!
Are you seerius Mummy??? A pillow??? You getted us a pillow? This isnt a bed but it shore is an outraje!
As you can see I does not fit on this bed any better than I fit on the other beds. Only the front part of me is on it.
My Campain fer a Better Bed is not working out very good at all. I will have to step up my efforts but first I needs a nice nap on my enormuss big soft comfy dawg bed OH WAIT I DONT HAVE ONE!!!