Well this fine morning jest when I thinked it wuz gonna be a nice day Mummy sed hey Dozer time fer a bathies!
Way to ruin my day Mummy! And here is how it went.
First Mummy tolled me to go in the shauer. The water wuz on and Mummy started spraying it on me. Yuk yuk yuk.
Then wile Mummy wuz putting sope on me I stood there. There is no pitchers of this cause Mummys hands were sopey. Then Mummy rinsed me off.
After this Mummy sed ok Dozer shake it off! And this is when I have to shake all the water off. Sumtimes I do this a bit early and then I get sope everywhere.
Now it is time fer drying off. This is my favrite part cause it means the bathies is over.
After this I have to run out and rub all over the peoples bed and the car pet because Mummy does not do a very good job drying me off.
And the last part is sumthang I jest recently figgered out which is called blow drying. My Mummy does this to her furs when she is done in the bathies but I have only jest lerned that it feels good on my furs too. It is nice and warm.
So today after Mummy getted her own bathies I interupted her blow drying and made her dry me that way too.
The blow dryer is kinda noisy like the vacum but I am not skeered of it because it makes my furs fluffy and Mummy pets me while she is using the blow dryer too. Sumtimes I make her blow dry me even when I am not wet frum a bathies.
Now I guess there is one last step after a bathies that is very important. I must go out in the yard and play and get all dirty again!