No They Are Not The Same Toy

Well even after Aligater Toy splitted into two Aligater Toys it is aparently still not good enuff fer Star.

Star and a perfektly good peece of aligater toy

Star and a perfektly good peece of Aligater Toy

Star taking MY perfektly good peece of Aligater Toy!!

Star taking MY perfektly good peece of Aligater Toy!! Hey yers is right there on the floor next to you!

Mummy put the camra down and help me! This is MY half of Aligater Toy!

Mummy put the camra down and help me! This is MY half of Aligater Toy!

Well needless to say Mummy wuz totally worthless and the injustiss went on and on all thru the house until my Aligater Toy turned into three Aligater Toys and then Mummy throwed it all away. Now there is only one Aligater Toy which is the one that Star has. Thanks a lot Mummy.

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8 Responses

  1. Poor Dozer the beautiful Pit Bull. Your story made us laugh out loud, sorry. You have a very mean mummy and we think you should come live with us.

    Bobo and Meja the Sharpei puppies

  2. Oh Dozer, that is so NOT FAIR! Next time holler for me… I’ll help you get the Aligater toy away from Star. hee hee hee!

    Your Pal,
    Trooper

  3. dozer i dont think thats right at all. noelle and The Princess Fiona always take my things away too and i dont like it. maybe we should form our own group for dogs that are abused by our brothers and sisters. we could call it the “leave my toys alone” group and only nice dogs like us could join it. what do you think?

    Freckles

  4. Dozer Dude, Stella here . . . on the bright side = looks like you had one heck of a tug-of-war fight. My best favorite ever thing to do.

  5. All little sisters like what their big brothers have. That is the way of the siblings. Or at least that is what my mom tells me. She is the oldest.

    So take is as a compliment, but be more sneakier!

    Your friend Quizz!

  6. hello dozer its dennis the vizsla dog hay this is an owtraydj!!! i think yoo shud file a lawsoot immedyatly to git yore alligaytor toy peese bak frum star or better yet git an entirely noo alligaytor toy wot is all yore own!!!! let me no if yoo want the number of a gud loyer ok bye

  7. Oh Deer! I think that alligator toy is no longer a toy. I say a really cool new one in the catalog “in the company of dogs” its even on sale!

  8. Only three piecs. Lagging behind there Dude. Mine won’t stop until they lose count of the pieces.

    Um…actually that is probably about 2!

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