Super Duper Very Good Dawg

Well my Mummy left the house and forgetted that she leaved sum delishuss food on the short table. She wuz gone fer TWO hours.

But guess what. I wuz a Very Good Dawg and I did not eat that food!

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

It wuz a yummy English muffen and sum milk.

I know it looks like it wuz eaten a bit and thats cause Mummy wuz eating it not me. Then she ranned off and forgitted about the food.

Now you may be saying well Dozer thats very Good but isnt Star a Good Dawg too cause she didnt eat the food ether.

And the anser to that is NO Star doesnt get any creddit here and this is why:

Star got leaved in her crate while Mummy wuz gone.

Star got leaved in her crate while Mummy wuz gone.

Ha ha ha!! I am the only Very Good Dawg in this house!!


10 Responses

  1. Dozer the beautiful Pit Bull you are an extra special very good super good boy. (and sorry you were in prison Star)

    Bobo and Meja the Sharpei puppies

  2. Wow, I’m impressed. I didn’t think dogs could be that good. Mommy wants to know what the secret is! But I don’t want you to tell her cuz then she’ll think I can be that good too.
    I tried to be good once but then I got bored.

  3. Wow, Dozer! You are a VERY good doggy! I would have eaten that yummy muffin in two seconds flat. I hope you and Star have a nice weekend!

    Your Pal,

  4. Dozer IS a good fella! I wudda eated it all up, drinked the milk and prob’ly tried to eated the plate….good for you for your self discipline.

    Have a howlin’ weekend, fella!

    ~Dolby dog & Murphy too (Mo’s hounds)

  5. I’m very proud of you, Dozer, but the vizslas are terribly, terribly disappointed.

  6. heh heh heh You are a very very good dog!! We rats are not so well-behaved as we would helped ourselves hence why we are in a similar situation as Star when mom leaves the house.

  7. Very impressive, Dozer! You got real good manners.

  8. See Dozer you are as good as me, maybe even better. I wouldn’t have eaten that english muffin, cuz well I am picky, but Roscoe would have!

  9. Wow, Dozer. Dat muffin woodn’t last 2 SECONDS at arr house, much less 2 HOURS!! Amazing.

    Gus and Waldo

  10. Dozer you really ARE a super duper very good dawg!
    That is sooooo impressive, I can’t leave any food unattended for a second in my home. Amazing!

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