Well I jumped up and did a flip and as it happens I slipped and landed on my side in the dirt. So it wuz very embarasing but fer a while before Mummy dusted me off I wuz half white and half tan.
Mummy sez I wuz trying to make myself the same color as Star. I kin ashure you that is not true. Why wud I want to be the same color as my worstest enemy??
At sum point after this pitcher I also ended up doing a flip in the grass and I getted grass stains all over. So I wuz also very green but Mummy did not say I wuz trying to be like the grass so I think she is a hippocrit.
By sum mirakle I avoided a bathies even though I wuz very dirty. Mummy jest dusted me off. She sed it is gonna rain fer the next few days anyways so why bother with a bathies when Im gonna get washed off the first time I have to go potty outsides in the rain. Thats the spirit Mummy!