Well my pal Dennis gived me this thang which is a meem and a pitcher. Here is the pitcher part:
And the meem part sez I must tell ten honest thangs bout myself. As I menshuned to Dennis this is why I did not allow Star to have this responsibilitee. Star is a known lier after pretending to be a stuffee surjen and also faking her own deth among other thangs.
Here is ten honest thangs bout myself:
- I dont like leaving my house never. Its scary out there in that big wurld!
- Once I thinked I wuz a tiny baby dawg and I tried to fit my hed through some stare railings and it did not fit! I wuz shocked and confoosed and Mummy had to reskue me.
- Fer sum reeson big birds does not likes me. My Mummys duck wuz mean to me all the times and now my Mummys chiken pecks me in the eye. I run away! Birds are icky.
- I luv the sun so much I am prolly part kitty.
- I have only eskaped my yard one time when I was a little dawg. I ran down to the corner and then camed right back in just a few sekunds. Mummy wuz so unhappy and I never did it again. Course that mite be cause Mummy never lets me go outsides by myself anymore. Where is the trust Mummy sheesh??
- I like to do flips when I am playing fetch. I am not very good at catching thangs when I flip. But I still do it cause it makes me look awesome.
- I decided I didnt like popcorn a loooong time ago but Mummy still hasnt caught on and she keeps giving it to me as a treat. Bleah.
- When I am bored I lick my feet until Mummy sez oh gross Dozer please stop licking it sounds so wet and nasty. Yes Mummy it is wet and nasty but whats a guy gotta do round here fer sum atenshun??
- Mummy sez my brain is prolly the size of a walnut even tho my hed is the size of a watermellen. I dunno if thats true though so mebbe this doesnt count as an honest thang?
- I only jumped on the cowch one time in my whole life and it wuz to eskape the terible vacum cleener of deth!! Since then I have been very carefull not to be trapped in the living room when Mummy brings out the vacum.
Whew that wuz reely very hard! Now I have to pick seven dawgs or mebbe peeples to do this meem. I am gonna pick:
- Daisy the pit bull who honestlee looks like me and tells it like it is bout Milk Bones
- Bobo and Meja who are honest bout the fact that they is not puppys but that does not stop peeple frum calling them puppys
- Daisy the curly cat who is always always honest and good
- Dannan who recently impursenated Sooperman and I am not shore if that wuz honest but dang it wuz funny
- Quizz whose Mummy is an honest peeple
- Mina or Celeste tho I am betting Mina will want to do this fer the same reeson I didnt let Star do this
- Gus or Waldo or their Dog Mom whoever is most honest but no fighting to the deth to decide on that ha ha!
Okay now I guess I better get started licking my feet so I can get sum luvvin frum Mummy!