Well today wuz a nice day so I went outsides fer a while. Mummy and Daddy and Unkle Eddy wuz in the front yard doin boring work stuff… yawn… But I wanted to watch so I went to the gate to see what wuz up and guess what the gate wuz open!
Yes well I know you are prolly thinking hey Dozer go for it run free!! But acktually I dont like doing that sort of thang. I luv my house!! So I jest stood at the gate and watched Mummy and Daddy and Unkle Eddy. It reely wuz boring. I jest stood there fer like three hours.
I know it is not too obvious in the pitcher but you see behind me there is a big dirt pile. I likes the dirt pile but Mummy does not like when I walk in it. This dirt pile is only here recently fer mysterius reasons I does not understand.
After a while Mummy putted me back insides and then she took my new roommate Star outsides. I watched through the window while Mummy teached Star to walk nice on a leash. I think Star getted chicken chunks fer doing a good job. After Mummy bringed her back insides I getted chicken chunks for doing nothing at all. Except being a Very Good Dawg but that is obvious.