Well jest when I thinked my Daddy had my best intrests in mind you will not beleeve what happened. Late last night Daddy comed home from work with… A DAWG!!
Here is our first meeting which wuz on my back porch in the dark so sorry about the poor qualitee.
This dawg wuz jest given to Daddy by a man what decided he didnt want the dawg no more and wuz jest gonna dump it sumwheres. Mummy sed well we can foster it but it must find a difrent home cause this is not at all the type of dawg I wanted you know. My Mummy sez Daddy has an inkurable disease called “Save the World Syndrome” and honestlee if this is one of the symptums then I thinks it is probably the most terrible disease ever.
This awful monster proceeded to contaminate all my toys.
Never mind that mebbe I havent played with my squirrel or bone toys in a long time its still not fair at all.
Needless to say I bited this awful dawg in the face quite a lot jest to make shore he knowed how much I didnt like him. But that dawg doesnt seem to get the hint cause he is always trying to play with me. Mummy sez I need to lern to turn the other cheek but to give her credit she does keep that dawg away frum me most of the time.
So this awful horrible beast dawg is available fer adoption if anywun wants him I will give him to you fer free jest pleeze come get this awful thang.
Oh Mummy iz saying hes gotta be nootered first heh heh well that mite be worth keeping him around jest so I can laff at him afterwards.