Well Mummy sumhow convinced Daddy to buy a toy that is called an ex-Box. It is a peoples toy not a dawg toy so it is not too intresting to me at all but when they bringed it home they made a big mess. I does not quite understand why they getted this ex-Box cause they already had an ex-Box and sum other toys like compooters and a Pee Ess Three and a vakum cleener which is the least fun toy ever but Mummy plays with it a lot.
Anyways they made a mess cause Mummy sed it wuz time to get rid of the old ex-Box which is jest plain silly cause everybuddy knows you dont throw out toys until they is all ripped up and that ex-Box wuz not ripped up. So now the old ex-Box and sum other thangs is all over the floor and the new ex-Box has already took its place talk about disrespektful to the old ex-Box!
And Mummy and Daddy has been playing ex-Box games in the evenings now which is hard on me cause I LUV LUV LUV my Mummy and I wanna be next to her all the times no matter what so I has to sleep in the living room on the floor. And Mummy sits on the sofa couch on the side that is next to the wall so if I wanna sleep next to her I gots to squeeze into a little space like this:
Mummy sez this jest cant be good fer my neck. Well gee Mummy maybe if you sitted on the side that wuz not against the wall then I would not have to cram myself here!
Sorry about these pitchers it wuz very dark in the room cause aparently you must play ex-Box without too many lights on.