Well if you remembers a while back there wuz signs of a mouse in my house. Then Mummy buyed a trap to catch the mouse.
Well the mouse didnt go in the trap and nobuddy saw any mouse signs anymore for a long time so Mummy thinked it wuz gone. So she throwed the trap away and I also felt better cause I didnt have to worry bout doing my job which I think mebbe wuz to scare the mouse but I never wuz too cleer on that part.
Then the mouse signs showed up again! So Mummy buyed another trap but the mouse hasnt gone in that trap either and the mouse signs has moved to another part of the house now. Now they are in Daddys office which is very messy cause Daddy is a messy guy so its a nice place fer a mouse to live even tho there is not reely any food but there is lots of paper and plastic and metal.
But I am too busy to mess with the mouse bizness right now cause we are having the Great Fly Outbreak of 2008 and there are lots and lots of flies insides for sum reason. Mummy sez its cause there wuz a cold frunt and that made lots of bugs try to come insides for warmness and the flies get insides the easiest cause they jest fly right in when she opens the door to let me potty.
And it is my job to eat all the flies even though nobuddy tolled me to I jest likes to do it. I think Mummy needs the help cause she killed a lot of flies yesterday but today there are jest as many flies still alive.