Well I have never herd the word old so menny times as I herd it todays.
It is because I have hurted myself something awful but not on the outside like when Mummy has to put a yukky cream and a bandaid on my leg. The hurt is inside my leg and so I dont want to walk at all. And it wuz very embarasing but I will tell you anyways that I almost falled down the stairs because my leg hurted so bad.
And then Mummy kept saying oh dear Dozer you are getting so old what an old man you are. And Daddy sed poor Dozer are you reely that old you got arthriteiss? OH GOSH I AM NOT THAT OLD OKAY??? I am gonna be eight years old this month and they are called golden yeers and last I checked everybuddy wants gold.
Anyways then after lots of old old old and poor Dozer in the morning the hurting got worse and worse and then Mummy sed gee Dozer you are actually not doing so well and I think mebbe its time to see the VET. Yes thats right SHE SED THE V WORD!!
Oh geeze how much worse could it get. I does not like the vet cause I get torchured there and even though I get treats it is still not my house and there are lots of strange dawgs there and nobuddy plays ball with me.
Well I will let you know wut happens at the vet. I am shore it will be embarasing no matter what.