Well howdy everybuddy and happy howl-o-ween. I am happy to report that Mummy is not dressing me up this year cause she sez I am too big to fit in anythang cute and adorabull. Aw come on Mummy aint I cute enuff without a costoom?
Also in keeping with the spirrit of thangs on howl-o-ween I did in fact HOWL very very loud and long this morning which is sumthang I have never done in all my years and it suprised Mummy so much that she didnt even reelize it wuz me at first and she thinked sumone had turned on the TV! She comed downstairs all confoosed and when she sawed me howling while I wuz laying on my bed she sed oh no Dozer what on earth is the matter?? Are you sicky?? Does you need to go potty??
Sheesh Mummy jest doesnt know how to get into the spirrit of howl-o-ween! But anyways she wuz so suprised that she didnt get a pitcher or a video of me howling. So instead of me howling here is a pitcher of me thinking of howl-o-ween treats: