Well Mummy and Daddy went to a thang tonite called a meetup. It wuz fer peoples who own pit bull dawgs like me cause I guess us pit bulls have our own thang called an awareness day which I hear is coming up very soon. And Mummy and Daddy are gonna help at that day so tonite they went to meet the other peoples what are helping.
Anyways here are the awful thangs whut happened to them when they went.
First of all I didnt get to come cause Mummy sed oh Dozer you wouldnt like it you dont like other dawgs and you dont even like leaving the house dont worry we will be back soon. So they leaved me.
Second of all when they camed home they both smelled like LOTSA DAWGS!! Omigosh they wuz cheatin on me with other dawgs! I sniffed Mummy and Daddy fer like hours and hours cause I jest could not beleeve they would do sech an awful thang.
And third of all they came home talking about sum cute dawg they sawed there and saying how it wuz adoptable and mebbe Dozer would like a pal to hang outs with. Um hello NO I WOULD NOT like a pal. All yer atenshuns are belongs to me!!
And thats why I does not like meetups. The end.