I think Rusty might not be so proud of me cause the other day I acktually had a chance to chase a skwirrel and I did not do it.
But let me eksplain in my defence Mummy tolled me not to run cause it wuz muddy outsides and I had to pee and usually I run real fast outsides so I can pee. But this time before she opened the door Mummy sed Dozer listen to me you must not run outsides it is muddy. Well I know wut mud is cause when I get mud on my feet Mummy has to wipe my feet clean and its awful so now when Mummy sez to be careful then I am careful!
So anyways then after Mummy sed dont run then she opened the door and there was a skwirrel!! Right there in the yard! But Mummy had tolled me dont run and so I jest stood there and watched the skwirrel and the skwirrel sawed me and then it runned across the grass and up a tree. And then I went pee and went insides.
Mummy wuz proud but also a little confoosed and she sed oh Dozer that wuz so good and you didnt get yer paws muddy but why didnt you chase that skwirrel my goodness you must be getting old!
Old?? Mummy you tolled me not to run!
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