Well aparently you are not sposed to lick boo boos all the times. I didnt know this and I have been licking a boo boo on my leg for a while and then Mummy sawed me one day and she sed oh no! Dozer you arent sposed to do that!
Then Mummy putted a bandaid on my leg. I dont likes bandaids really but since Im a Very Good Dawg I always wait to take the bandaid off until Mummy and Daddy arent home to tell me not to. So I leaved the bandaid on all night and then when Mummy left for work I taked it off. Mummy comed home and sed hey Dozer whered you put that bandaid? But I wont tell her cause then she cant put it back on right??
Well I guess thats not true cause Mummy never finded the old bandaid she jest putted a new bandaid on my boo boo! Here is wut happens when Mummy puts a bandaid on my boo boo:
Isnt bandaid time so awful? The worst part wuz I didnt get treats fer being still and good cause Daddy just gave me treats before this fer doing a good job going night night potty and Mummy sed I wuz getting too many treats fer doing thangs that I am sposed to do anyways. Wut?? Dang I think I got cheated sumwhere.