All morning Mummy wuz talking and saying car a lot so I thinked she wuz gonna take me fer a ride. She has a new car which is not the car I luv but a diffrent car that I havent been in yet and Mummy sez I cant ride in it cause its a rentall whatever that is. So anyways this morning I wuz excited thinking she wuz gonna take me fer sum fun times in the car but instead she jest left me alone at home!
Well Mummy has been so busy lately I am very sad especially since Gramma wuz playing with me so much while she wuz here. So now that Mummy is not doing nothing with me and keeps leaving me home alones I have decided to be pouty-faced and to not eat just so she knows Im not happy with her. Some of you dawgs especially might be saying not eat foodies? why on earth would you do that thats just crazyness but let me tell you something when I dont eat Mummy pays lots of atenshun to me and gets worried and sez oh Dozer whats wrong with you are you sick?? Oh yes then sumtimes she makes my foodies tasty somehow like by putting special treatys in it.
So sumtimes it is worth it to not eat foodies and you dont never have to worry about not getting anymore foodies cause your Mummy or Daddy will always try to give you foodies again soon.