Mummy and Daddy came back at long last Im so happy happy to see them. But Mummy didnt bring back her car that I luv so whats up with that?? She wuz kinda tired and stuff so Im being extra Good today so she will luv me.
Well Gramma helped me write my blog wile Mummy wuz gone but she didnt know how to make it work on the compooter so now that Mummy is backs I can tells you wut I did last week. It is so intresting to me cause it involves so much toys and new toys and playing with Gramma and we all know that if its intresting to me it must reely be intresting to the whole world so guess wut here is wut I did.
First of all Gramma bringed me new toys which is as it shuld be cause Im a Very Good Dawg and I always deserves lots of toys. I wuz happy cause Gramma bringed me a new Aligater toy the old one which I tored up until it wuz little shreds and Gramma throwed it out. Here is the new Aligater toy:
Also Gramma did lots of fun times with me like throwing my Frisbee and my ball and my Sheep and my Aligater and so on and so on. Reely she jest throwed stuff fer me to go get which as we all know is the most funnest thang to do ever. And also unlike Mummy and Daddy who only throws thangs when it is getting dark and almost bedtime Gramma throwed toys fer me all day even when it wuz hot outsides and she also throwed toys up and down the stairs. So wow I got to play so much and now Im kinda bored with Mummy but dont worry I still luv her.
Sleeping In Peoples Bed
Ha ha well Gramma is not imune to the Pathetik face and I suckered her good into letting me up on Mummy and Daddys bed ha ha ha ha! Now Mummy is back and she is not suckered by Pathetik face but she wuz still nice and she letted me on the bed for a little whiles last night just fer cuddles but then I had to sleep on my bed after that. Dang.
What the heck Mummy just made me bathies a little while ago and then Gramma gave me bathies too. Gramma sed Dozer youre stinky like pee pee! Well gosh Gramma what does you expect when I wuz pee peeing on the grass then rolling in it? I guess Gramma didnt like my new stink cause she gave me a bathies.
But you know the stoopid part about the bathies wuz that Gramma didnt know how to give me a bathies except that she readed my blog about the bathies Mummy gave me and thats how she learneded how to do it!! Ohmigosh I shouldnt never have tolled nobuddy about the bathies cause I teached Gramma how to bathies me!! Dang thats crazy.