Well on top of lerning that my Mummy and Daddy are leaving me sumday who knows when… now I have a new rival for Mummys luv! Youll never guess wut it is and you wouldnt beleeve me if I told you so Ill show you.
Yep thats right its a baby chicken!! Mummy sez she has to hold it everyday so it will luv her and not run away but I knows the truth which is that she kinda likes the chicken. Well she showed the chicken to me and I sniffed it cause I am polite as a Very Good Dawg should be but that dont mean I likes the chicken so mostly Im just ignoring it.
Anyways Im very used to all kinds of animals being insides and outsides the house cause Daddy is a sucker (sez Mummy) and he saves all sorts of animals and brings them home so Mummy can give them a nice life like the nice life that I has. Usually its just temporary until the animal gets all better and then Mummy finds it a home which is good cause Im obviously the one she luvs the most and she wants to devote all her time to luvving me. But theres nothing wrong with this chicken it wuz just lost in the naybors yard so I wonder why its still here.
Ive had to live with dawgs cats ducks pigeons snakes lizards and even a blue jay and none of them stole Mummys luv so Im probably pretty safe with this baby chicken even if Mummy does pet it a lot. Im just kinda jellous is all.