How To Look Pathetik

Take it from me looking pathetik is a important skill fer getting what you wants. Mummy sez Im a expert at pathetik. So here is some expert tips fer you dawgs out there for to practice yer pathetik look.
Here is pathetik at the table.

Here is pathetik at the table. The key is to be reel close but look unintrested. Mebbe drool a littles.

Gotta go gotta go! When you gots to go outsides make yer eyes reely big and look desprate like you cant hold it anymores.

Gotta go gotta go! When you gots to go outsides make yer eyes reely big and look desprate like you cant hold it anymores.

Use this droopy sad face when you wants to play ball cause your Mummy cant resist.

Use this droopy sad face when you wants to play ball cause your Mummy cant resist.

This is the super pathetik look fer gettin in bed with Mummy and Daddy. Make a droopy face with big shiny eyes and you cant lose.

This is the super pathetik look fer gettin in bed with Mummy and Daddy. Make a droopy face with big shiny eyes and you cant lose.

Important tip dont use pathetik face all the times cause if yer Mummy or Daddy is a sucker you might get treatys all the times which sounds good but reely it might make you sickys trust me on this one.

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4 Responses

  1. Dozer, I am learning a lot of important things from you.

  2. Dozer, that is a very good lesson. I know some of those looks, but the getting in bed one never works fro me. mom makes me sleep in my basket! I have to sneak into the bed at 5:00 am when she is too tired to resist!!! Then I can take over her warm spot when she gets up!

  3. hello dozer its dennis the vizsla dog hay anuthr reezon not to yooze the pathetik luk all the time is becuz eventchooly mama and dada mite realize that your conning them evn peepul arnt compleetly gullibul!!! ok bye

  4. […] ha well Gramma is not imune to the Pathetik face and I suckered her good into letting me up on Mummy and Daddys bed ha ha ha ha! Now Mummy is back […]

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