Posted on August 20, 2008 by Dozer
Take it from me looking pathetik is a important skill fer getting what you wants. Mummy sez Im a expert at pathetik. So here is some expert tips fer you dawgs out there for to practice yer pathetik look.
Here is pathetik at the table. The key is to be reel close but look unintrested. Mebbe drool a littles.
Gotta go gotta go! When you gots to go outsides make yer eyes reely big and look desprate like you cant hold it anymores.
Use this droopy sad face when you wants to play ball cause your Mummy cant resist.
This is the super pathetik look fer gettin in bed with Mummy and Daddy. Make a droopy face with big shiny eyes and you cant lose.
Important tip dont use pathetik face all the times cause if yer Mummy or Daddy is a sucker you might get treatys all the times which sounds good but reely it might make you sickys trust me on this one.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: ball, Dozer, Mummy, pathetic, pit bull |