Posted on August 15, 2008 by Dozer
I am a Very Good Dawg. When my Mummy leaves me home alones, I does not do naughty thangs. I will shows you all the thangs I does not do.
I does not eat foodies that is not in my bowl. Not even when the bag is open and nobuddy is homes. Oh look you get a speshull treat cause in this pitcher you can admire my red ball.
I NEVERS get up on this thang. Im not sure what its for.
These are Mummy and Daddys thangs they are not my toys so I dont touch them. But sumtimes I does sleep on them cause I luv the smell.
This is where Mummy and Daddy makes foodies up on that green ledge but I dont never sneak in here and eat foodies not even off the floor. All my foodies comes from Mummys hand or my foodie bowl.
Smelly thangs and foodies go in all these boxes but I dont never put my nose into thems.
Theres also a thang with water in it where peoples like Mummy and Daddy go potty and I herd that some dawgs drink the water there but I never never do! That thang is for peoples not dawgs.
Notice how cute and adorabull I ams in these pitchers. I luv posing for pitchers I always hold very still so Mummy can give me a treat.
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