Well good gravee I am beginning to thinks that Mummy has sum sort of brane problem! No sooner does she sware off fostering cause of all her werk then she brings home this sorry lookin thang.

It is a gurl baby dawg that smells awfull jest like Dubby smelld awfull. Thats rite this dawg has The Manje!! Dont wurry it is the kind of manje that me and Star cannot get called demodeks.

Rosie wich iz this baby dawg iz obveeusly not all bawld like Dubby wuz but she iz way more skratchee. She skratches all the time and she haz to take lots and lots of medisin.

Mummy sez this is jest fer a very short wile cause Rosie iz a dawg wut iz called a Bawstun Terryer and unlike us pit bull dawgs they iz not reel commun in reskue howses and there iz a wating list fer reskue Bawstun Terryers. So Rosie will be gawn soon before she kin take away Mummys hart.

In uther nooz I have jest started takin alerjee shots!

I have so menny alerjees that I must take two shots at a time. But dont wurry it duznt hert.

I wuz a little bit nurvus at furst.

Daddy gived me the shot! Mummy wuz too skeered to do it.

Dun alreddy?? Well that wuznt so bad!

OK well Mummy sez she haves to go hurry bak to wurk so I gess that is all frum me fer a wile. But dont wurry I will makes Mummy halp me with my blog soon cause it is my burthday very very soon!!

Pee Ess Happy Turkey Day everybuddy!!

Well jest wen thangs were alreddy going bad wut with my alerjees and my leg owies thangs jest got even wurst! My toofy breaked in two!

I cried and cried all day and Mummy sed Dozer wut on erth is the matter with you?? Is yer leggy hurting or wut? FINALLY she looked in my mouthies and sed oh Dozer yer toofy iz breaked reely bad!!

So I had to go to the v-e-t and I spended the hole day there and they mades me sleepy and then wen I waked up Mummy wuz takin me home and I could not feels my mouthy at all.

Laters after I waked up more Mummy gived me a speshull treet. It wuz yogurt!! Yum yum.

My face wuz still a little bits bluddy.

The bestest part of losing my toofy is that I gets speshull foodys all the times. I get yogurt and wet foodys frum a can and punkin and pees and delishuss stuffs like that!

But fer sum reeson every time I eat afterwards I feel kinda sleepy and then I jest falls asleep. I thinks Mummy is sneeking medisin into my foody.

Look in my mouthy and you kin see I have stitches in my mouthy!!

It wuz my big toofy in the back.

Mummy sez congradulashuns Dozer!! Wut with all the v-e-t visits over the last few yeers I am now wurth as much as a new car! Prolly not a fancy new car but mebbe sumthang like a Kia.

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star! Today the Lady took Dozer away and didn’t come back with him. She said he was going to the vet for the day, because he needs more x-rays. Ha ha ha!! I think that’s karma, after all his plotting with Octopussy to get rid of me.

The Lady also took the mysterious creature that’s been living in her bathroom. I was very surprised when she brought it back and said I could meet it.

Now, what the Lady said was that this creature is a puppy with something called “demodectic mange.” It sounds like a serious disease but she said I probably wouldn’t catch it. Since I really like puppies, I thought I was going to have some fun!!

But when I met this so-called “puppy,” look what happened!

That’s right, the Lady pulled a bait-and-switch on me. That’s no puppy! That thing is stinky and wrinkly and… and… NAKED! Ugh, I don’t know if I can be around something so pathetically lacking in fashion sense.

In other news, the Lady discovered a package for me and Dozer!! It was on a counter under a pile of stuff. Apparently, it showed up while Lady was on her trip, and the Man brought it in but forgot about it (maybe because he buried it under a bunch of junk). So Lady found it today while cleaning up.

She says that we are going to open it later today, when Dozer gets back from the vet–so tune in tomorrow to find out who it’s from and what’s inside!

Over and out!

Action shot! This rope toy is about to regret its existence.

Well it seems like I am going to the speshulist a lot. He wuz the wun wut did the surjery on my leg. Mummy sed he needed to make shore my leg wuz doing okay.

I did not know we wuz going to the speshulist or else I would not have looked so happy.

The speshulist sed I wuz heeling a bit slowly. He sed it wuz cause I am an old dawg so it takes me longer to heel.

Hahah! Shows wut he knows cause I does not know how to heel at all much less slowly!!!

I beleeve Mummy uses the term "inkorigible puller."

Well I mite have skritched my itchies a bit too much. My furs wuz kinda bleedy todays.

Dont worry it jest looks bad cause I have wite furs.

Mummy is a little peeved cause now she must buy sum new medisin frum the v-e-t. She sez I am the most ekspensive dog EVER.

I have lots of medisins that wuz fer my alerjees but nuthang reely werks.

My medisins. I does not take all these ennymore. Jest a few.

Now that I have had a surjery it is even harder cause I cannot take a bathies with my speshull shampoo and sum of my alerjee medisins arent good to take cause of wut Mummy calls conflikts with surjery medisins. So I must get a NEW medisin even tho I have lots and lots of OLD medisin.

Mummy sez wite pit bull dawgs like me does tend to have skin alerjees. Well no duh Mummy thanx fer that info.

I am skritching my neck. Soooo itchy.

Well Mummy sez gee Dozer you reely are part horse. And not jest cause you are big but also cause you are dappled!

Under my furs I have lots of freckles!

I had to go to the v-e-t today cause Mummy wuz a little worryed bout my leg. It is a bit swelled up.

My ankle and foot is swelled up.

Dont worry the v-e-t sed it wuz ok fer now and it shuld get betters soon.

But here is the bestest part about goin to the v-e-t todays. Daddy goed with me!!!

Daddy doesnt go to the v-e-t very much so he didnt know he wuz sposed to sit in a chare like Mummy duz.

Hey speshulist slow down I have a bum leg and I am running in hi heels!

So I went to the speshulist and let me tell you it wuz not so speshul after all. Mostly we sitted in the car.

That is cause Mummy sed I cannot go in to the wating room cause it is smaller and more bizzy than the wating room at the v-e-t and I am a big jerk to other dawgs. Um yeah Mummy but trust me they deserve it!! Otherwise they will steel my toys I jest knows it.

We are at the speshulist!!

I wuz not skeered. Well okay mebbe a little. Okay mebbe a lot.

Nyah nyah!

Well today Mummy sez I am gonna go see a speshulist. I reckon that is cause I am so very very speshull!!!

I am not too shore wut a speshulist duz but I will tells you all about it when I get back. I bet it is gonna be lots of fun rite?? Jest as long as I dont have to git out of the car.

Car ride to the speshulist!!

Well uh oh spagettios! I hurted my leg purty bad.

I am walking on my tippy toes!

So today I goed to the v-e-t. And Mummy sez oh noes Dozer you have a tear in yer leg!

So now I must have sum surjeree to make my leg all betters. And Mummy sez I cannot do flips or play fetch for a very long time. OH NOES!!!

Well as we all know Star likes to think she is a surjen and she is always giving my stuffys surjerees. So when Star heared this news she sed she could gives me a surjeree fer reel cheep. But I am thinking it may not be a good deel.

Ill tell you wut is a good deel--hamburgurs!!!