My Toofy Breaked!

Well jest wen thangs were alreddy going bad wut with my alerjees and my leg owies thangs jest got even wurst! My toofy breaked in two!
I cried and cried all day and Mummy sed Dozer wut on erth is the matter with you?? Is yer leggy hurting or wut? FINALLY she looked in my mouthies [...]

What Is This Thing?!?

Hi everyone, it’s me, Star! Today the Lady took Dozer away and didn’t come back with him. She said he was going to the vet for the day, because he needs more x-rays. Ha ha ha!! I think that’s karma, after all his plotting with Octopussy to get rid of me.
The Lady also took the [...]

Trip to the Speshulist Agin

Well it seems like I am going to the speshulist a lot. He wuz the wun wut did the surjery on my leg. Mummy sed he needed to make shore my leg wuz doing okay.
The speshulist sed I wuz heeling a bit slowly. He sed it wuz cause I am an old dawg so it [...]

Uh Oh Alerjees

Well I mite have skritched my itchies a bit too much. My furs wuz kinda bleedy todays.
Mummy is a little peeved cause now she must buy sum new medisin frum the v-e-t. She sez I am the most ekspensive dog EVER.
I have lots of medisins that wuz fer my alerjees but nuthang reely werks.
Now that [...]

I am a palomeeno

Well Mummy sez gee Dozer you reely are part horse. And not jest cause you are big but also cause you are dappled!
I had to go to the v-e-t today cause Mummy wuz a little worryed bout my leg. It is a bit swelled up.
Dont worry the v-e-t sed it wuz ok fer now and it [...]

I Hate Joon Ten

The Speshulist

So I went to the speshulist and let me tell you it wuz not so speshul after all. Mostly we sitted in the car.
That is cause Mummy sed I cannot go in to the wating room cause it is smaller and more bizzy than the wating room at the v-e-t and I am a big jerk to other [...]

I am Speshull

Well today Mummy sez I am gonna go see a speshulist. I reckon that is cause I am so very very speshull!!!
I am not too shore wut a speshulist duz but I will tells you all about it when I get back. I bet it is gonna be lots of fun rite?? Jest as long [...]

My Leg Getted Owie

Well uh oh spagettios! I hurted my leg purty bad.
So today I goed to the v-e-t. And Mummy sez oh noes Dozer you have a tear in yer leg!
So now I must have sum surjeree to make my leg all betters. And Mummy sez I cannot do flips or play fetch for a very long [...]

Went to the V-e-t

Well I finally had to go to the vet fer my yeerly checkup. It is so the vet kin poke at me and give me lots of treets and tell me I am a good dawg.
I likes the vet because there is a metal table that goes up and down and when I jump onto [...]