Well Mummy finaly camed home frum her misterius trip yesterday!

Star and me wuz purty happy cause frankly Daddy wuz not too good bout waking up in the middle of the nite wen we hads to go potty. Also he kinda forgetted wen we wuz sposed to eat and stuff.

Wut didja bring me Mummy??

Gramma camed by the howse lots wen Mummy wuz gone. It is good cause she let us go outsides and played with us and stuff.

Gosh Mummy I luv you... hey why is you putting up this gate?

But here is the funny thang. As soon as Mummy camed home she did sum stuff and then she leaved agin and then she camed back agin with a smelly boks!! And now sumthang stranje is going on in Mummys bathrum!!

Now Mummys out here so wuts makin that noyse in thar??

I am not shore wut is goin on but I does not think I am gonna likes it!!

To be continooed…

Well doo to Mummy being sicky and now she is going far away fer a wile she sez I will have a nice summer brake on my blog until she is back. This is cause I am being left home with Daddy who cannot reed or rite enny better then me so let me tell you if he halped me with my blog it would be a disaster of epik proporshuns!!

So pals I will see you agin in jest a wile. Have a nice summer brake too!!

P.S. In case you is wundering yes Mummy drawed and colored them pitchers of me and Star. Good greef doesnt she have ennythang better to do??

Well okay here are the horrible details of the trip I wuz forced to go on the last few days!

First of all we all getted in the car. Auntie K and Gramma camed too but in their own car which looks ekacktly like Mummys car. Then we drived and drived fer a long time.

Then at last we wuz there! It wuz alreddy dark outsides and dinner time. We all went into this little house.

I thinks I made it pretty clear I wanted to go home now.

Open sesame.

Star did not care. She eated her food and my food too.

Her butt makes her look fat.

I tried again to convey my sad feelings only this time I bringed my ball jest in case Mummy reely did let me go home. I wuz prepared.

Seeriusly open the door Mummy.

It did not werk. We sleeped in that little house. I did not cry too much that night cause I wuz purty shore we would go home first thang in the morning.

Then in the morning it getted very very cold and lots of wind. Mummy sed oh thats too bad we cannot go on a boat. Wut?!?! Well thank goodness fer that! So mebbe we will go home now??

Come on Auntie K Im purty shore home is this way.

But no we did not go home. Insted we stayed outside that little house and Mummy and Daddy talked with other peoples that they knowed. Well the only good thang wuz that these peoples were suckers and they throwed my ball for me for a long long time.

There wuz a little dawg named Oakley and Star falled in love with him. Here is a video of me and Star and Oakley and all those peoples.

Unfortoonately all that fetch made me hurt my foot kinda bad and then Mummy sed I could not play no more. Also I had to wear a sock. Well since my only fun times wuz taken away frum me I cryed and shaked because there wuz nothing to distrakt me frum the fakt that I wuz not home.

Auntie K tried her bestest to distrakt me in this moovee by making a kitty noise.

I honestlee dont know wut Auntie K means when she implys I have been crying fer two days. Its reely only been like one and a half days by now.

My enemy Star made me look like a Very Bad Dawg! Look at this awful moovee of Star showing off her fancy moves with Mummy.

Oh yeah well I can sit faster then you Star so there. Im shore yer fat butt causes you sum trubble when you try to sit.

That night we went back in the little house and I cried sum more cause I knowed then that we wuz not going home fer a whole nother night! Jest a warning if you are prone to mygranes you may want to skip this moovee.

You will notice Star at the end of the moovee and she did not look too happy. She sez this is what she wuz thinking. She wouldnt tell me wut it means so that is fer you to figger out.

Anyways the next day I wuz so releeved to see Mummy and Auntie K and Gramma packing up all the stuff. Then Mummy taked Star on a speshull trip down to the water even tho it wuz still too cold and windy to do anythang in the water. It turns out Star is skeered of waves ha ha ha ha!!

Then we all getted in the car and WE WENT HOME!!! YAY!!

Gah! Let the radio do the singing, Man!

Going home at last! Happiest Dawg Ever!

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Well I knowed it wuz gonna be an awful terrible trip but I am jest too tired to talk about it rite now. We getted home earlier today and I jest cant get enuff of my loverly home and my soft bed never mind the fakt that the bed camed with me on the trip it feels much softer when it is in my house!

I will gives you sum piktures and stuff tomorrow okay? Right now I have to catch up on my sleeps after crying and shaking fer two nites strate. That wuz hard werk you know but at leest Mummy and Daddy getted the message in the end. And I survived and made it back to my home!

Well I knowed sumthang wuz going on. I wuz so suspishuss I did not eat my breakyfast this morning. And lookit this here:

Mummy and Daddy have their thangs in a boks called a sootcase.

And there is even more evidence:

One of these bags has my dog toys and foodies and stuff.

Oh noes! We is going sumwhere!

Now if you is familiar with me sumwhat you knows that I luv luv luv my house and I hates leaving my house. So I thinks whatever happens next is gonna be the worstest thang ever.

In fakt I mite not come back it will be so awful so Im jest gonna say farewell everybuddy it wuz nice knowing you!!

Well today I herd a skary roomer that Mummy and Daddy is going on a trip! They has pulled out the bokses where clothings go. Oh noes!! I does not like when Mummy and Daddy leaves me!!

But I also notissed sumthang very strange which is that Mummy also bringed out the dawg life vests and the dawg backpack. What would she need them thangs fer?

Anyways I am keepin my mind off this terrible roomer by doing my favrite thang which is of course playing Frisbee!

Mummy Mummy play with me!

Yeeeeesssss thats what I want.

You gonna throw that or what???

Getoffititsmineminemine!!!

Agin pleeze.

Okay well here is a note frum Mummy and I tolled her Mummy you have yer own blog so why dont you jest go post over there but Mummy sed she wanted to post here cause diffrent peoples read diffrent thangs. Well wutever its not like I can stop Mummy frum doing whut she wants so here is her note:

Hello, it’s Dozer’s mom Jennifer here. Dozer doesn’t really understand the concept of vacations and cruises so he wasn’t too clear about where Byrd and I went for a full week. Yes, we went away on a lovely cruise. This was Byrd’s first vacation in 20 years, and our first vacation together.

Unfortunately, we left our car parked at the Galveston cruise terminal, which happens to be near where Hurricane Ike decided to make landfall. Needless to say, there was much devastation, and our car was one of many vehicles that didn’t make it.

Our cruise ship was diverted to New Orleans after an extra day at sea, and we made our way back home with a rental car at last.

Thanks to everyone who visited and commented on my blogs and websites while I was away. As you can imagine, I’m a bit overwhelmed with insurance and auto issues, loads of laundry, and catching up with my job and email, so Dozer and I will be catching up on our favorite blogs as soon as I can get back on top of the game. Thanks!

Okay enough out of you Mummy go back to yer own blog!

Mummy and Daddy came back at long last Im so happy happy to see them. But Mummy didnt bring back her car that I luv so whats up with that?? She wuz kinda tired and stuff so Im being extra Good today so she will luv me.

Well Gramma helped me write my blog wile Mummy wuz gone but she didnt know how to make it work on the compooter so now that Mummy is backs I can tells you wut I did last week. It is so intresting to me cause it involves so much toys and new toys and playing with Gramma and we all know that if its intresting to me it must reely be intresting to the whole world so guess wut here is wut I did.

New Toys

First of all Gramma bringed me new toys which is as it shuld be cause Im a Very Good Dawg and I always deserves lots of toys. I wuz happy cause Gramma bringed me a new Aligater toy the old one which I tored up until it wuz little shreds and Gramma throwed it out. Here is the new Aligater toy:

I does luv this Aligater toy.

Fun Times

Also Gramma did lots of fun times with me like throwing my Frisbee and my ball and my Sheep and my Aligater and so on and so on. Reely she jest throwed stuff fer me to go get which as we all know is the most funnest thang to do ever. And also unlike Mummy and Daddy who only throws thangs when it is getting dark and almost bedtime Gramma throwed toys fer me all day even when it wuz hot outsides and she also throwed toys up and down the stairs. So wow I got to play so much and now Im kinda bored with Mummy but dont worry I still luv her.

Sleeping In Peoples Bed

Ha ha well Gramma is not imune to the Pathetik face and I suckered her good into letting me up on Mummy and Daddys bed ha ha ha ha! Now Mummy is back and she is not suckered by Pathetik face but she wuz still nice and she letted me on the bed for a little whiles last night just fer cuddles but then I had to sleep on my bed after that. Dang.

Bathies

What the heck Mummy just made me bathies a little while ago and then Gramma gave me bathies too. Gramma sed Dozer youre stinky like pee pee! Well gosh Gramma what does you expect when I wuz pee peeing on the grass then rolling in it? I guess Gramma didnt like my new stink cause she gave me a bathies.

But you know the stoopid part about the bathies wuz that Gramma didnt know how to give me a bathies except that she readed my blog about the bathies Mummy gave me and thats how she learneded how to do it!! Ohmigosh I shouldnt never have tolled nobuddy about the bathies cause I teached Gramma how to bathies me!! Dang thats crazy.

Well Mummy and Daddy both started putting their clothes and thangs into the big boxes that wuz on the floor. They also went out and buyed some thangs not toys fer me but some thangs that went in the boxes. Mummy cleaned a lot today and washed lots of stuff including my beds again but thank goodness she did not bathies me again.

I hid and looked sad most of the day cause I know what all this means. It means Mummy and Daddy are going away from the house. I couldnt help looking so worried and Mummy kissed me lots to make me feel betters but it didnt work.

Well here I jest look sleepy but reely Im sad.

Well Mummy put her compooter in one of the boxes so I wont be able to post thangs on my blog but dont worry. Ive scheduled sum posts so you will get to see cute pitchers of me until Mummy and Daddy get back home.

Mummy and Daddy are going away. I can tell cause sertain thangs have been happening like they do before sumbody goes away fer a while. But Im a little worried cause usually only one of them goes away but this time both of them are doing goaway thangs!

First of all the house is very very clean and Gramma keeps coming over and Mummy tells her stuff about me and Gramma does thangs like let me outsides to potty. Well I know thats not right cause Gramma usually only comes over to play with me thats all.

Second of all Mummy keeps brushing me and she washed my beds and keeps sayin Im gonna get a bathies before they go. Well if they wuz just goin to the store or sumthang then why would she say that.

And third of all a little while ago Mummy and Daddy brought home some more of them travel boxes where people put their clothes when they go away. They already have two of them boxes but I guess thats not enough this time. Once I got in one of them boxes and Mummy laffed but then Daddy sed hey dont hell get hair on my clothes. They havent put any clothes in the boxes yet so I wonder when this is gonna happen?

Anyways the whole thang makes me nervous. I like Gramma but I reely luv my Mummy and Daddy!