We Are In Love

Hello everyone. Today is a serious topic. It is about love. Since Dozer is rather stupid about love, I am going to talk about it. To be specific, I want to tell everyone that Dozer and I are in love!
Yes, I have heard that Dozer asked Daisy to be his Valentine. Well, it looks like Daisy and I might [...]

Star Tells The Truth

Hello dear readers!
A little while ago, Dozer’s friend Quizz tagged me to do the Honesty meme. Dozer hid this fact from me until just recently, evidently because he felt I was not honest enough for the task. After a “discussion” during which I repeatedly stole his toys from him, Dozer agreed to let me participate [...]

Sooper Pathetik Face

Well I am still working on making the most pathetik of the Pathetik Faces ever known on this plannet. Here is my most recent attempt.
Unfortoonately this wuz implimented at the wrong time and the wrong place because you see I wuz alreddy getting treats when I did this and then Mummy sed oh Dozer you [...]

Bathies

Well today I had a bathies and it wuz so awful. I always knows whats up cause Mummy goes in the bathroom and sez Dozer come on its time for bathies. She doesnt hide it at all. Then she takes off my collar so Im nekkid and then I knows she means it and Im [...]

My Mummys voice

I luv my Mummys voice she sounds like an angel even when she is saying something I dont really understand. She has a speshull voice just for me that is sweet and lovely. She sez Dozer aw you are sooo cute. Sometimes she laffs which means I did something good and she sez oh Dozer [...]

Mailwoman!

Ohmigosh a suspishus woman drived the white car and touched my Mummys paper box today! I was so suprised I didnt even bark. So even though in the past I skeered the mailman but now it seems theres lots of suspishus peoples to touch the box so even if I bark everyday and skeer them all therell still [...]