Well a wile ago my pal Quizz had a Paw It Forward game. The roolz of this are very eazy.

1. Get a present frum sumone fer Paw It Forward.
2. Post about it on yer blog.
3. The furst three peeple or dawgs or wutever who reply to yer Paw It Forward blog post will git a present frum you. It kin be ennythang and doesnt have to be fancy.
4. Those three peeple or dawgs have to start at number wun.

Now Quizz made a donashun to halp aminals insted of sending me a present and I think that is reel nice. So I am gonna do the same thang!

The furst three peeples or dawgs or wutever who reply to this post will git to choose a place to where Mummy will send munny wurth about $100 each.

There is only two condishuns wich is that yer place must be a place wut is called a Nonprofit, and also that place cannot hate pit bull dawgs like me. But it does not have to be aminal nonprofit it kin be enny kind!

You mite be saying wow $100 times 3 is a billyun gazillyun munnys! Dozer I wuz thinked that yer Mummy wuz broke cause of you and yer vet bills!

Well yes it is troo Mummy is very very broke and I am seeing less treets these days. However she makes a little bit of munny frum her Store and she saves the munny in a speshul place and duz not spend it on ennythang eksept to run her website.

She has a little bit of munny left overs this yeer after paying all her website bills and she sed I should use it fer sumthang good. I tolled her hey Mummy treets are good!! But I dont think she wuz lisening.

Its ok Mummy I still luv you. Here let me halp you fold these blankies.

You may have notissed Mummy is not reely halping me with my blog too much. That is cause she iz started a new job that meens she goes away all day. This is not new fer me cause Mummy used to werk all the times it is only in the last I dunno yeer plus a half that she has bin at home and you will notiss that my blog has only bin going fer a yeer plus a few munths and that is cause she wuz not werking all day.

Now she is away all day and then wen she comes home she does not pay atenshun to me kin you beleeve it?? No she does thangs like werk sum more or sleep or eat peeple foodies or she leeves the howse agin to go sumwhere called a meeting. And of corse as you all knows Daddy is never home cause he werks all day and sumtimes all nite too.

So does you know wut that meens? I am stuck at home alone all day long with my only companyun wich is my EVEL ROOMATE STAR!! NOOOOOOES!!!!

Whatever. You know you love me.

Well Happy Howloween everybuddy!

Aaawooooooo!! Kinda.

I hopes yer Howloween is fun and safe and you git lots of treets and no tricks!!

Well Mummy finally sed hey guys lets open that misterius pakaje that Daddy almost lost!! YAY!!!

The bestest part wuz that Mummy letted me open the pakaje ALL BY MYSELFS. Thats rite she did not help me at all. It taked me 8 minnits to open the boks.

I made a little bit of a mess but that is cause I do not eat bokses or those little wite thangs wut are inside the pakaje. They are not delishus.

Clever kamra shot so Mummy duznt have to blur outs the addresses!

I sees the thangs inside! Mummy sees a mess.

Thangs finally started fallings out of the boks wen I getted the hole big enuff.

Two sekkends before Star ran away with this toy.

These are dawg bubbles. Mummy did not let me open the toob rite away. She sed we will play with it outsides.

I teared the underbelly of the boks to git to the meety insides.

Treets!! Yaayy!! This one gives sum munny to stop kancer in dawgs and kittys wich is nice cause Mummy sez that is why Old Lady Dawg leaved us.

More treets!! These say only 9 kalorees per treet wich is good cause Star doesnt need more junk in her trunk if you knows wut I meen.

OK yer takin too long here Mummy let me help you open that.

Hewwo?

Is dis fow me?!

I wuv it!! My new fwiend!!

So I am shore you is wundering hay Dozer wut grate stuff but who is it frum?? Well it is frum my pals Gus and Waldo!

They also writed me a nice note wich Mummy jest barely reskewed frum the boks. Sorry I teared it! I thinked it wuz part of the boks.

Thanks Gus and Waldo!! I likes being yer frend too! It wuz reel swell of yer Dawg Mom to take sum time out to send me these thangs. Star also sez thanks but her mouth is full of treets and HEY WHY IS YOU EATING ALL THEM TREETS!?! MUMMY!!!

Nom nom nom

Well folks I gots to go but I hopes everywun is having a good summer and is not too hot. It is very very hot here!!

Gimme!! Before Star eats them all!!

Well hi there and welcome to anuther riviting episode of My New Toy!!

Mummy recently bringed home this fine new toy: Bone Toy!

WOW!! Wut is that thang?!?

I have never had a Bone Toy before cause I have bad alerjies to most thangs wut are not my speshul dawg food. But since I am having alerjies alreddy and I am on sum alerjie medisin too Mummy thinked it is prolly not a big deel. Besides this bone is very natcheral and not preservatived.

But beleeve it or not I did not reely like this Bone Toy at first.

Ermm thats okay Mummy kin I jest have wun of those peenut butter treets wut Daisy gived me?

So Mummy gived the Bone Toy to Star. OH THE OUTRAJE!!! OH THE INJUSTISS!!!

Mmm, yes. I like this just fine, thanks.

Wen I sawed that Star wuz eating MY Bone Toy I wuz very upset. So after a wile Mummy gived it back to me.

I changed my mind Mummy give it back to me and I will eat it even if it kills me!!

It is a reel bone so at first I thinked it wuz reely a treet. Cause you are sposed to eat treets but you are not sposed to eat toys. Most bones I eat but this bone was NOT possible to eat!!

Nom nom nom

Nom nom nom?!?

Am I doin this rite? It is not gettin enny smaller.

Yep thats rite folks take it frum me sumtimes a bone is not a treet it is a TOY!

Mummy sez she is pleezed at how kwiet I am now that I am spending all my time chewing on Bone Toy. It is troo I am very amused by Bone Toy but I still wish I could go outsides and play fetch!

Well if you remembers the other day I getted a pakaje frum my luv Daisy with sum BLING insides!

Today Mummy putted it on my new collar and also she moved my tags frum my old collar. So at last my new collar is ofishully My Collar!!

Mummy breaked a fingernail moving my tags. The D rings on my new collar are very fat!

She had to use a big skrewdriver.

Now my bling goes on.

Oh yeah I think this bling makes me look purty manly!!

Hey Daisy baby heres lookin at you.

WUT?!?! Did you say Treet?!?!

Well my Chiwawa pal Dobby sended me a Git Well Soon prezent that had sum delishus treets in it!

I mite still be a little sleepy frum that funny peenut butter.

Mummy had to open the boks fer me cause I am not alowed to move around too much. So lets see wut is in here… HEY STAR GET OUT ITS MINE!!!

Whose name is on this boks ennyway?!?

Oh yeah lookit these delishus treets!! Ill take wun of each pleeze!

Aw geeze Star get outta my face yer breth stinks!!

Dobby sugjested I shuld use the treets as bribes to make Star do thangs fer me. I thinked that wuz a good idea but Mummy rooined my plans strate out.

Hey Mummy stop giving away my leverege!!

Mmmm thanks!!

Dobby also sended me a nice letter.

I cannot reed it Mummy wut duz it say??

OH FER CRYIN OUT LOUD STAR!!

So thank you very much Dobby fer the nice letter and the delishuss treets!!

I haz mor treets plz k thx!?!

Well today I am reddy to have sum funs!!! So lets get up and get going okay Mummy?

I think today I wuld likes to play fetch and mebbe jest run round and akt silly if thats okay with you!! Here let me whine and whine and whine until you gets the message.

Oh hey wuts this you are giving me a speshull treet inside my Kong?  Mmm smells like peenut butters!!!!

Oh yeah this is good stuff…. hmmm… well it duz taste a little bit funny. Mebbe the peenut butter is jest a bit old or sumthang.

Yum yum funny taste or not I will still eat peenut butter!!

OKAY!! Thanks fer that treet Mummy and now I am reddy to go play!!! Lets go!!!

Hmm well if you come in here with me then thats not the same as going outsides and playing.

Hmph well okay you kin pet me but jest fer a little bit and then lets play.

Im NOT feeling sleepy my face is jest getting droopy by itself thats all.

I... uh... hmm yer knee is comfy I am jest gonna... rest my hed fer a sec...

Well today I will show you my favoritest trick ever! It is called “bang bang.”

You mite know it as “play ded” but Mummy thinked bang bang wuz funnier. She sez I am a good aktor and I thinks it is troo.

Here is me playing bang bang with Daddy. As you kin see, Daddy does not reely know how to play it very well. He is not a convinsing aktor at all.

I likes to play my part a little difrently each time. Sumtimes I groan reel loud and sink down reel slow. Sumtimes I drop down very fast and sumtimes like in this video I jerk my legs a little bit when Daddy sez bang! I thinks it is very convinsing. Wut does you think?

As you kin see I hold very still altho in this video I messed up jest a little bit cause Star wuz kinda too close. She does not know this trick but she shore wanted sum treets!!

Also it is very importent that I must not get up until Daddy sez okay. Thats rite I take this trick very very seeriusly! After all it is the only trick where I gets treets jest fer lying down and relaxing!

Well Mummy finally finished her stoopid werk thang so at last I am back to my luverly blog.

Also I am ekspekting new toys and treets enny day now cause shorely Mummy is rich with munny after all that werk!! So stay tooned fer sum new episodes of My New Toy.

Today I getted a speshull treet which was EYE SCREAM!!! I luvs eye scream but I jest dont get to eat it much cause I have alerjies to everythang. But now I am on medisin fer alerjies so Mummy sed I could have sum eye scream cause it wouldnt hurt me wile I am on the medisin.

I am looking at Daddy who has eye scream!!

Eye scream in my bowl and Star didnt get NONE hahahahah!!!

Star tryed to be daintee and purty but it still didnt get her enny eye scream. In yer face Star!

Okay and wun last thang I have to ask you peoples to pleeze stop employing my Mummy. I does not like when she werks all the times. Okay thanks!

Jennifer says: Please disregard the insane dog’s last comment. Will copyedit for food.

Well Mummy finally letted me open that misterius packaje frum Gus and Waldo todays and let me tell you there wuz sum amazing stuffs in there!

It wuz indeed my award frum the Tricks and Treets contest but that wuz not all that wuz in there!! Here I will show you the wunders wut wuz inside the boks.

Step 1 open boks

Step 2 ignore Daddy who is showing off my award cause there is yummy thangs in boks lets get on with it alreddy!

Okay okay wut have we here??

These treet thangs have come out of the boks yummmm!!

Well this is a bit odd there wuz bubbles in the boks and Daddy is getting them all over me!

Star wuz it YOU that won the award?? I dont think so! So stay aways frum my new skwirel toy.

Okay time fer an adorabull pose with all the thangs wut wuz in the boks!

Thanks Gus and Waldo fer the grate award and treets and the toy and the glory of it all!!

Now you may be wundering hey Dozer where are you that room shore looks cleen and kinda empty. Yes it is my Daddys office and it IS cleen and empty! You will never gess why there is nuthing in it ennymore but I will tell you why tomorrows so look forwards to it!